ECW Thread (6/24/08): Raped worse than a stripper at a Duke lacrosse after party
 

Yeah.

ECW...home of Matt and ......Matt?

BOOM! goes the stage

This just in

VINCE CANT FEEL HIS LEGS

And Coffee & Knox

PAUL WHAT HAPPENED

HOLLA HOLLA

And The Gold Standard

lets welcome ECW's additions....MATT HARDY

That moron sign guy is in the front row.

HE OF COURSE, THE BROTHER OF JEFF HARDY

............

Tazz got screwed last night

CM PUNK

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, CM PUNK!?!?!?

What, why is Punk here.

PUNK PUNK PUNK PUUUUUUUUUUUNK

Abs Morrison

MIZORRISON!

5 bucks Miz comes out next

YES! I WIN 5 BUCKS!

Matt & CM Punk vs. Mizzorisson
Hot stuff baby this evenin.

Houston doesn't care about the Money in the Bank.

Punk in the ring on RAW with a live mic...can't wait for it







oh wait Punk doesn't get mic time

combo bulldogs with high five = awesome

That's not CM Punk, that's his evil twin GM Punk.

General Motors Punk

Wouldn't Punk's evil twin have no facial hair or tats?

Punk had more mic time at the WM 25 press conference today than he has the two years his been on TV.

5 minutes?

No, but he takes baths.

Wow, I just realized that the guy that won $500K last night is from my town

No, 4.25

I'm sad no one said they were from Badstreet USA

in the contest

$16 winner! Dustin from The Deepest Darkest Corner of his Mind

....what the fuck did Adamle just say?

:lol: great hot tag

...HAVE MERCY!

i wonder if i could hit 18k tonight

something about morrison's clothes and duds and blowing minds

TWIST OF FATNO.....

Hornswoggle...?

UNOS DOS ADIOS!!!!!!!!!!!

Punk should nail Matt with the briefcase and cash in his contract against him.

Kofi vs. Shelton

IN EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME RULES

they remembered it was ECW

COFFEE KINGSTON'S GETTIN EXTREMELY CRAZY!

JAMAICAN SENSATION

you no big papppi

U NOT BBBIIIIGGG PAAAAWWWPIII

Colin Delany vs Tanning Bed - ExReMe RuLeS

When niggers collide...NEXT!

Really, does Kofi need pyro at this stage?

JAMAICAN ME A LATTE

black on black crime, EXTREME

But he's JAMAICAN ME CRAZY

MAKE THE NIGGER BLEED

extreme rules, TRASH CAN TIME

SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT TOMORROW AT NOON!

Well, for those just following the thread, they just showed on screen that there WILL be an announcement about a supplemental draft at noon tomorrow on wwe.com.

I guess the writers finally all agreed to do one.


EDIT: Damn, I type slow.

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

...people just follow the thread?

Coffee Kingston should do promotional work for Starbucks

JAMAICAN ME DIZZY SHELTON

WOOOOOOOOOO KOFI

i liked that rana into the trashcan counter

OW HAVE MERCY JAMAICAN ME CRAZY

Adamle, a retarded version of Dude Love

Kofi Kingston is my favorite wrestler in the WWE right now

WILL KANE'S PAIN, BE HENRY'S GAIN?

Oh Adamle you and you're crazy rhymes.

I thought Colin Delaney was

Adamle doesn't work on being a better announcer....just how to rhyme

OW HAVE PITY!

Adamle: Hey Tazz, gimme a beat.

Tazz: No.

Queso Dip Crunchwrap...I'm on it

wow, adamle is worse than usual tonight

Two nights in a row for Adamle, killing him

IT'S CHANGED FOR GOOOOOD






...well untill next year

Adamle :" Kofi vs Shelton in an Extreme Rules match. Taz, do you suppose they call it an extreme rules match because we're in Extreme Chamionship Wrestling?"

Tazz:" They really couldn't have traded you for Cole couldn't they?"

I really hope Batista doesn't take the title to RAW

I want to see Kane and Natalya have a laugh off

I think Adamle has a book of puns

The Big Bad Machine!

with the Million Dollar Man

Hahaha, that Kane laugh was amazing.

I gotta get that Rock DVD

Fuck, here comes Knox

I'm liking his homeless gimmick though

LETS GO EVAN BOURNE BABY

Another week, more hair migrated from his scalp to his beard.

I was watching an ROH street fight, Sydal came dressed in a button down, scarf, and jeans

Knox is awesome

Generic Hoss #140

Tazz:" I'm starting to catch your disease by the way" to Adamle lol

There goes Bourne

KNOX BABY!

KNOXOUT

Wooly Willy gets the win

FAT ALBERT COMING TO THE RING

oh wait thats Mizark

Knox is great. That was a nice set-up to his finisher.

He kinda reminds me off A-Train- not over in the U.S.A but would be mad over in Japan. He has excellent skills for a big man. You dont see many big men who can actually sell a hurracanrana like that.