Official Raw is Alive or Dead Thread (7/14/08): Kane, May 19th went <------ that way
 

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Preview:The Animal's Big Bash
July 14, 2008

Since CM Punk became World Heavyweight Champion, he has been mobbed by Superstars hoping to get their opportunity to win it away from him. With neither a General Manager or the WWE Chairman to set matches, last Monday night saw John Cena, Batista, Kane and JBL face off in a Fatal Four Way Match to determine which of them should face Punk at The Great American Bash. Batista won the contest and will compete for the World Title in just two short weeks. How will The Animal garner momentum in the coming weeks?

After Batista pinned Kane in the Fatal Four Way, the Big Red Monster went on a rampage outside the ring, manhandling WWE production crew and announcers alike, including Jerry “The King” Lawler. While tearing apart the ringside area, Kane screamed “Is he alive or is he dead?” Who is the Big Red Monster referring to, and what other outbursts can we expect from him in the coming weeks?

Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston won his title from Chris Jericho at Night of Champions, and managed to successfully defend it against Y2J. On Monday he continued his winning streak on Raw by defeating Charlie Haas. Before the Jamaican Champion could soak in his victory however, he was brutally assaulted by Paul Burchill, who performed his signature Curb Stomp on Kingston. Does Burchill have his eye on Kingston’s Intercontinental Title? And how long until he faces the Jamaican Superstar in the ring?

In addition to facing one another as part of a Fatal Four Way, John Cena took an extra act of retribution against JBL on Monday Night. Retaliating for being escorted out by the self-made millionaire’s private security force the week before, Cena and Cryme Tyme took crowbars and baseball bats to JBL’s limo. To what lengths will the Longhorn Loudmouth go to get back at the Chain Gang Commander?

To catch all the build up to The Great American Bash, make sure to tune into Raw, Monday nights at 9/8 CT, only on USA Network.

Kane is obv talking about his sex life.

I hope Kane is talking about the aborted fetus between him and Lita

As usual...anyone gets a live feed, hook me up?

He finds it in a trash can, somehow still alive, so he puts it in a jar and starts carrying it around.

or it turns out to be hornswoggle. BUT FINLAY IS THE FATHER.

HOMOSEXUAL FATHERS.

"Is he alive or dead
Has he thoughts within his head
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care"

Kane is talking about Diesel, and here's why.

Kane was fake Diesel back in 97 or so. Years later, Kane starts throwing a fit over "May 19th."

The last official footage of Diesel was shown on Raw in 97... Watch the 45 second video and see if you catch the connection...

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omg destor can you hook me up with that torrent?

Hornswoggle, Finlay, and Kane in the new Fox comedy "My Two Slightly Homosexual Dads"

I finally see where this is going.

or should i say i FINLAY see where this is going!!!@!!!!!

WWE RAW is Poopy

original

That's Batista's title and come this Sunday he's gonna be killing the internet.

Eeeeeeeeeeeevenin', all.

This should be good.

What's up bitches?!?!?!

Evening gentlemen.

Yeah, and this glass is half full.

http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a....half.full.jpg

Sup all. Hope to see this streak of good Raws continue tonight.

Kane's getting the big intro feature, over their championship situation??

IS IT MARGARINE OR IS IT BUTTER?!?!?

.....you clearly missed last week's Raw.

I think it would have been even better if Kane WON that match and then still flipped out the exact same way.

Maybe Kanes just mad JR isnt calling his matches and thought someone killed him lol

I can't handle another Kane vs Undertaker feud.... if that's where we're headed...

The championship situation was the first half of the same video. Chill out.

Lawler took his sweet time saving Cole.

Punk left as champion and actually gonna do something with Kane. Good enough in my book lol

Pleas for unity, eh.

Gee, um, GET A GM!

I really do like this no one in charge shit.

Unauthorized World Title win???

I hope they're talking about the return of King Regal.

Starting already? lol

:rofl:

LOL IT OPENS INTO A FIGHT IN PROGRESS LOL!

BAH GAWD THEY ARE BRAWLING

Well that was unexpected.

ZOMG!!! CHAOS!!!!!

:lol: nice way to open.

Reminds me of back when Raw started in 1993 when you kinda felt that literally anything could happen, at any old random time.

lol after that taped segment with Shane & Stephanie, Michaels & Jericho are fighting :lol:

Wow. this actually is a cool way to start the show.

Damn, they are coming out swinging tonight

LOL Cole is scared

OHHH OHHH OHHH

What's in the bag?

Also we won't have to wait all show for Kane's explanation.

It seems somehow unwise to open a show with a fight between two guys in jeans and similar colored shirts.

Also: A THOUSAND THUMBTACKS!

<strike>I wonder what's in Kane's sack?</strike>

Nevermind, that sounded way too homo, even for tpww.net's standards.

Cole's gonna get his ass raped

Cole's gonna get his wig split

Kane needs to go on like a 200 match Squash of legit contenders and let him be champ. I would buy it.

I hope the entire episode in anarchic like this, that would make for a sweet one-off Raw.

I'M SORRY

Im sorry? WTF

"I'M SORRY!" ?! :wtf:

He's about as sorry as Chris Jericho was when he turned heel in WCW.

Or:

...I was going to suggest it was an apology in the form of a bag of candy, or possibly delicious beef jerky. Then he apologized, and now it isn't funny.

LOL MAD FIGHTING!

I'm sorry? lol Now Mickie. This is amazing lol

LOL! HBK finds Cade.

Loving this right now.

WTF Is this Impact with this clusterfuck shit?

HOLY SHIT Mickie is HOT

Katie Lea in ring attire #1. Again...

Katie is fucking ugly.

And kind of pudgy

It's Katie Lea! Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

Katie and her only outfit

Cue Regal returning next week

There's just something that's way too freakin' hot about Katie Lee Burchill. She looks like the kind of girl who would handcuff you to the bed.

With exception that TNA does crazy shit that will never makes sense and no one cares about.

As of now there is still potential, I know why HBK and Y2J went at it, and it's very interesting imo.

Katie Lea is like the chick in high school you might have dated if she wasnt so poor. Like she always wears the same JNCO Jeans years after they were cool and the Tweetie Bird T shirt thats faded.

Poor chicks suck.

I would kill to be Micke right now.

IS CHelsea a rough area? Or a snobbish? What are they going at by stressing that?

Katie Lea seemed pretty decent when I watched her in OVW, but something about her wrestling has seemed 'off' since her WWE debut. I like the character, though.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I think Kane's mask was in the bag.

So he could be talking about Fake Kane, being that's one of the last angles he had on Raw.

I hope, he's talking about his former self.

MICKIE WINS

Incoming Kofi

Cue Cena

or Kofi lol both think they are black lol

Yea, but they're easy to impress. Take them to Del Taco a few times, or Dennys, and you're a "big spender"

On another note, KOFI!!!!!!!!!!!

Kofi's pants fell off lol

I think it's mainly a middle-class area.

Damn negroes with their pants hanging off their asses.

Java man.

THERE BE TROUBLE WITH COFFEE'S PANTS

Katie should have stolen the women's title to add to the anarchy. Also, LOL @ Kofi's pants falling off.

Very good start to raw imo!!

OMGZ! IT'Z ANARCHYZ ON RAW!!!!1!!!one!!1!

Katie should have stole some fucking clothes.

I mean....COme on, the ones she has arent even NICE

JBL should Pretty Woman Katie, get her some clothes and shit...Or Dibiase, and dump Burchill.

No one has kicked out after the Curbstomp? You mean all 3 of them were pinned?

OMG WHATS GOING ON SO BIZARRE

Did King Just say slide down the list of contenders on a loss?

Explain batista!

From one black man to another, I'm sure Cena'll understand. Can't keep a white piece of ass to yourself, nigga.

I can't decide if I like Kingston or Burchill more.

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

KOfi is mad over