Official Raw Thread (7-21-08): Regal is no longer suspended...hmmmm...
 

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Preview:Punk's not dead
July 21, 2008


For weeks, Monday Night Raw has been embroiled in a wave of unpredictability that continued through to The Great American Bash, as CM Punk retained his World Heavyweight Championship in a match against Batista.

The title was retained not by a pin or submission, however, but only after a double-disqualification due to outside interference from Kane. This is the second time that the Big Red Monster has attacked the Straightedge Champion outside of an official match — what can Punk expect from the unstable Kane next? And with The Animal’s quest for championship gold thwarted, will Monday night find him directing his fury toward the Big Red Monster?

Also at The Bash, Chris Jericho continued to direct his fury toward Shawn Michaels’ right eye, originally wounded by Y2J on an episode of the Highlight Reel. The contest was called off due to Michaels’ injuries, but not before Jericho did severe damage to HBK’s eye. Y2J emerged later to claim that Michaels’ retina was detached, and that it was a career-ending injury. Will Shawn Michaels be able to recover from this injury like he has so many others, or is Chris Jericho right? Has he truly ended the career of one of sports-entertainment’s greatest performers?

Another punishing match actually took place outside Nassau Coliseum: A NYC Parking Lot Brawl between John Cena and JBL. Recent weeks had seen Cena & Cryme Tyme deface the self-made millionaire’s limo, and JBL attempting to run over the Chain Gang Commander in retaliation. Cena has claimed that the thing between he and the self-proclaimed “wrestling god” isn’t just a match, but war.

A war it must be, as John Cena will again lead Cryme Tyme against JBL and World Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase in a rematch of last week's main event. Will this be the decisive battle between Cena and JBL, or will the war heat up between these two and their allies?

For the answers to these questions and more, be sure to tune into Monday Night Raw, live at 9/8 CT, only on USA Network.

If someone happens across a working stream, I would hope that they would be so kind as to point me in the direction of said stream.

Try this one if you have sopcast
sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/42001

I will so spank it if Regal comes back tonight.

I hate Pacific Standard Time :mad:

And I bet you'll Miz all over your multi-thousand dollar fortune.

Well 450 get ready to spank

I have to wait another 4 hours or so and I don't wanna watch the stream cuz it'll probably be of crappy quality. Plus, if I watch now, I'll have nothing to do in 4 hours :(

<font color=goldenrod>Cena and Cryme Tyme vs. JBL, Rhodes, and DiBiase again.....because the feud can't end without Cena recording the clean pin!</font>

Try to find a feed, or switch to satellite or direct TV.

........I'll MIZ myself?!?!?!?!?
Whelp, only one word can be said about that..... Sig'ed.

Heaven forbid the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION actually wrestles in a main event.

What are you talking about? Cena IS in the main event.

Can't you read? :roll:

that advertized match will probably happen at the 9pm mark (central) for the record.

I need more Jamie Noble on my tv.

hilarious

Matt Morgan finally debuted on Gladiators, owned two guys in Joust

I thought that was Matt Morgan. Had to do a double take.

That and the Yankees are up 8-2, little long ball working

Regal wins the world title tonight.

Any locals up at the show tonight?

At Mohegan Sun? If it was...should have gone

Yeah Inno, they're in our backyard tonight. Was thinking about it, but I gave my money to the tribe back in May to the Van Halen concert.

Eh I don't have money to spend for tickets, put good money down for the Subway Series

If they come to Harbor Yard, I'll make the 5 minute drive

I would like to see Kane vs. Batista tonight, only for Punk to come in and take out both men.

However, it'll end up being Kane vs. Batista, Punk comes out but Kane and Batista just swat Punk away and continue on with the match.

Punk will tickle them with a dust buster in a pink tutu.

Punk will pick up dog crap

Eeeeeeeeeeeeevenin', all.

Punk will get thrown in dog crap, then be accused of necrophilia.

Evening folks.

I hope Beer Money comes to WWE sometime, as long as they don't pull a wildcat and get out of shape before the debut, but I have no idea what their contracts are.

Why do people always ask for streams during Raw? Is USA Network subscription only or something?

This is gonna feel odd without Triple H here at home.

Time for Punk to get a lackluster reaction.

Harris got confused, like Lance said he thought a treadmill was on the violation list

Gotta admit, I marked out for the kick to the camera man.

Batista watching from the truck...ok

BATISTA'S BEEN EDITING THE TAPE!

cmoooon REGAL

Methinks Batista entered the wrong combination trying to activate Unlimited Title Matches and accidentally triggered Unlimited Three Way Feuds.

Because unless you have direct tv or something you don't get cable until a few hours later.
God bless direct tv!

I thought Bats would throw Rey into the truck like a lawndart

Oh yeah. Now they cut loose the fireworks this time around!

Uh god...up up down down left right left right b a start

Batista is out to demand another title shot.

HERE COMES THE TITLE SHOT

please be Batista vs. Kane and Punk vs. Jericho

Sometimes I see Dancin' Dave in his "street" attire, and all I could think is "Wasn't ge on that Queer Eye show?"

SAVE.US_TATANKA!

Straight from the pit of danger...

Cue Regal...

Batista in charge....ok

Dancin' Dave in charge? No, bullshit. Fuck that. Bring out Regal!

Get your ass and your controller out of my state!

AHAHAHA making title shots

WE WANT REGAL! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
WE WANT REGAL! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
WE WANT REGAL! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
WE WANT REGAL! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*

Who told Batista the Konami code

Are we going to get another 4 way?

Will someone shut the jiggling tits up

Great, Bitchtits wants another title match....

Enter Jericho...CMON

JBL isn't Tony Danza

JBL has gone to look really old.

JBL's body feels like a Big Mac

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

PUNKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Punk: HEY REMEMBER ME?!?!?

God, I want some pepsi right now.

King mention...

C'mon, Bugs Bunny!

..............................................someone put a knife in my head, or bring out Regal........................

You been feeling up JBL again?

God another Batista match

LETS GO PUNK

And Dancin' Dave gets another god damn mother fucking title shot..........

They've blown off the "unpredictable, anything can happen, nobody's in charge" chaos of last week now. How lame was that whole Batista "I'm taking charge and making one match" bollocks?

I dunno, I have a bad feeling whenever Batista has a title shot

...............I MUST HAVE THAT GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoda and Darth Vader in Soul Calibur IV!!!!!!! Not a big fan of the games, but still, great!!!!

HBCADE!

Yo, Cade got some sweet music.

Lol what horrible music

Wow, Cade looks more like a CAW than CAWdy.

<font color=goldenrod>LONDON</font>

I :heart: Paul London

LONDON!

LOL London is getting squashed again,

Yay London!

I smell a HBK and London vs Y2J and Cade in the future.

Thanks for coming Paul

Boo squash.

I like the Rock Bottom Bomb

London is over enough to be pushed to the next level... If Rey can become the WHC, then London NEEDS to be in the IC title scene.

Hi Jericho.

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Poor Paul :(

GO JERICHO GO!

Wow, Jericho looks gay. Not in a bad way, but still, he looks like a homo.

<font color=goldenrod>God I hope London stays at ringside long enough to either jump or help HBK :(

Nah, he'll be gone by the time the commercial comes back</font> :(

Fixed

Jericho looks like Benoit with that beard.