Rumors........................
 

I hear there's talk of WWE hiring about five new tag teams from ROH and the indies to reform a proper tag division.

What have you heard about in the world of professional wrestling?

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I heard Sid is close to being signed to WWE...and TNA wants to do a New Blood/Millionaire's Club angle.

I heard the WWE is gonna fire all their hosses and replace them with Bryan Danielson.

I heard Kurt wants to open a dairy where he can sell big glasses of milks and give away free viagras.

Fucking liar.

Seriously, you didn't hear. You read it.

I heard Sid shit his pants.

...and Kurt Angle had a BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!!!!

I heard that Kevin Nash and Scott Hall are jumping to WCW

I've heard that Lex Luger was seen near the site of tonight's debut of Nitro. WTF?

That ROH rumor is interesting. I'd like to see the WWE snatch up a lot of talent from ROH, obviously. Come on, Brent Albright.

But seriously, Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli, The Briscoes, Jimmy Jacobs & Tyler Black, Kevin Steen & El Generico and Roderick Strong & Austin Aries as tag teams in the WWE is an idea too good to be true.

I heard Virgil is 2 Legit 2 Quit.

I heard that tonight is the greatest night in the history of this sport

I head Batista doesn't do 'roids.

I want to respond with that song Rumors by that Lohan chick, but I respect all of you way too much (even Clox) for that.

Club Nouveau > that Lohan chick

i heard that this was the best three way hardway dance i've ever seen.

I heard it through the grapevine... not much longer would you be mine.

I heard that Val Venis, the Bashams, Paul London, and Stevie Richards (he's making a comeback) are forming a stable called "A-noid" because they are annoyed at the fact they have been held back.

I heard that Matt Hardy can slam a tornado and dry up a sea, yeah.

I also once heard that William Regal is a real mans man.

I heard CM Punk out popped Chuck Norris.

:roll:

What else would you expect. I also heard he out popped God in heaven. :shifty:

Bob, you have a lot of well-wishers here tonight, and a lot of them would like to throw you down one. A well. They want to murder you in a well. Seems a little harsh, but apparently they want to murder you in a well, it says here on this card.

Clox, WTF??

It contains a rumor. That many people want to throw Bob Sagat, Commissioner of Chikara, down a well.

I do not see what is wrong with my statement, it contains both a wrestling reference and a rumor and is that not what this thread is about?

to restate:

Rumor Stated: many people (well wishers) want to throw Bob Sagat down a well.

Wrestling figure or concept Presented: Bob Sagat Commissioner of Chikara

:|

I heard they gave Morishima try outs because they wanted someone in the Awesome Kong role in the Divas division. Then they realised Morishima is a dude. Dave Batista apparently knows all there is to know about the crying game now too.

I heard that the wwe divas have to reveal their boobs during the drug test.

And oddly enough, that's not stopping them...

This thread has devolved into ANARCHY!

I heard Jim Hurd and Ric Flair don't like each other, man I hope Flair jumps to the WWF

I heard the Ultimate Warrior died...again

I heard Undertaker is being played by a different guy. And I also heard you can see Kane unmasked! He was a dentist! And the fake Diesel! I are teh smart!

I just watched the Roast tonight and when I heard that line from Norm McDonald, I was like... WTF? For a split second I thought he read TPWW. LOL

Lies!

I heard Elijah Burke doesn't want us to waste his time, unfortunately WWE Creative never got the memo. And when he tried to stop them, he got lost.

I heard that the "Hug Weight" that was off of Ashley's shoulders was actually her bookbag, which was filled by Randy Orton's...

Shit, I forgot the rest of the joke.

So let the games begin.

These rumors are all either things that happened several years ago, things that are not true, or things that I don't get. Please close this thread.

Play along or GTFO. :foc:

I heard that Mr. America is Hulk Hogan and that Rellik spelled backwards is killer

I heard that wrestling is fake.

I heard that Sean O'Haire was in a cage of some sort...and Stevie Richards is invisible.

I hear loopydate is joining TNA

I heard you can't see John Cena.

This thread is dead.

Randy Couture signed with WWE.

Bret Hart's gonna be at WrestleMania.

Randy Savage and Vince got together for a beer last week.

You'll never believe who was seen at Titan Towers this morning <<click here>> shocking!!!!

I heard this thread is not dead.

I heard this thread will not die...and neither will Matt Hardy

I heard The Undertaker has no balls.

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I still remember...

I heard John Cena is the undertaker's son, only he doesn't know it yet :O

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!

I heard Macho Man is going to join the NWO.

Seriously, I heard that Doug Basham was at one stage (or might still be) banging Gail Kim. For all the shit you give me for liking the guy, at least admit that is a fucking great thing to do.

Also, I heard Paul London got to bang Mickie James.

I heard that Bret screwed Bret.

He was with her for like 3 years.