Get ready to potentially point and laugh at Jeff Harvey...
 

"Jeff Hardy is the best man for the SmackDown! brand to hold the title! He's not flaky at all! He wouldn't fuck up AGAIN."

Honestly, I'm not surprised. I believe it's true because, well, it's Jeff Hardy.

Already laughing.

So, can someone explain what an "Issue" is?

A fan tried to steal his joint. You know the rest.

It was at an airport, it could be anything.

They probably found drugs on him, which means Strike 3.

I'm just glad they didn't put the title on him. He does not deserve it (whether this is true or not I feel that way).

I am manicuring my pointer finger as we speak.

In 90 days, Jeff will whip out his penis at some no name indy show.

aka Bound For Glory

I wonder who will be the first to book Jeff Hardy vs Jake Roberts vs Sandman.

crackpipe on a pole match

Three-Way Dance 60 Minute Draw

2 minutes of wrestling and 58 minutes of rolling around in their own vomit.

The winner gets a week's supply of the drug of their choice.

If it is strike 3...please welcome the newest member of the Smackdown roster...


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Thats entirely my point. Just because its Jeff doesn't automatically mean its drugs.

Pedigree Sandwich with a side of shitty title booking?

That's why I said "potentially". ;)

And to replace Punk on Raw:

http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/imag...-hardy-pic.jpg







And to replace Matt Hardy on ECW:
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Even if it's not drugs, it sounds like an issue where he's pretty much gone.

And if it's not drugs, that just shows that Jeff is completely careless in OTHER aspects in his life/career.

I think he did a Rex Kramer when he arrived at the airport.

Maybe he got high and sort of just wandered off...

Fixed.

I'm going to laugh when the "issue" was that he had a lighter on him and was taken into security to be searched and was then released from the airport security, no problems abound for his career.

And I won't be laughing at Jeff Hardy.

That's not something you triple source.

And I have been laughing at Jeff Hardy for about a year.

I just find it hard to believe that Jeff would do anything so stupid as bringing illegal drugs onto a plane. Especially in September. I mean, he'd have to be REALLY stupid. And I just don't think...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...rdydressup.jpg

... nevermind.

Also, as soon as I read this thread title I thought of a new picture with Jeff and the lampshade.

Who the fuck saw that and thought it would be a good idea to sign it?

Its moments like this I'm glad I know where the rep button is.

I'm sure it'll be hilarious whatever it is :roll:

Do you think WWE will wish him the best in all future endeavors?

Maybe he had a seizure?

Maybe they lost his bags? Forgot his ID? Overpaid for a cup of coffee?

Ah jeez, bye bye harvey

Charlie Hardy can take his place at the PPV!

"That ain't my dope yo dot com!"

Charlie Hardy: I just want to say to all of my fans, visit me at my new superstar page. It's TNAWrestling.com, dude!

There is specualtion out that Jeff Hardy was involved in a situtation at the airport this morning. This is totally not a surprise. Twenty big name superstars were downtown at the bar until about 3:00 a.m. in the morning. There is no show until Sunday for them so they spent the night in Nashville. The Hardys, Miz, Maryse, Maria, and quite a few other notables were partying hard. Numerous people were buying them drinks and they were taking shots. At one point the Miz did karoke with some others on the stage. These guys were in good spirits I do believe because of getting a few days off. But, the sad thing is Jeff Hardy was one of the guys being held up at the end of the fiasco. It is also noted he had a 6:00 a.m. flight so he was drunk for sure during whatever happened at the airport

http://nodq.com/columns/223702070.shtml

Cops sure do know how to kill a buzz :nono:

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Will he RSVP?

Probably involved falling off something very tall through a table.

Faith has some issues with Jeff Harvey.

Probably took off the plane because he was bombed

lol GI Punk

I thought maybe he had failed a wellness test or something. Then I wouldn't laugh, but feel ridiculous empathy for Hardy because he has a serious problem. But instead it looks like nothing. But OK, I guess we can say goodbye to any hope Jeff had of winning the WWE Title. Putting the title on someone who makes a scene drunk at an airport isn't the wisest thing to do in these times.

According to an eyewitness, there was an incident shortly before 11 AM Wednesday morning at the Nashville International Airport involving WWE star Jeff Hardy, who was removed from his flight heading to North Carolina. Hardy, who was traveling with Gregory Helms and his brother Matt, was taken off his flight flanked by several police officers.

"Hardy wasn't in handcuffs, but he was clearly being 'escorted', said an eyewitness who asked not to be identified. "They weren't touching him though, but they had him flanked. He was wearing the same clothes he left the building in Tuesday night. Once they got him off the plane they allowed him to use his phone, before leading him away."

There were conflicting stories floating around among WWE performers following Wednesday's incident. At this point we are still looking to confirm exactly what the reason was that Hardy was removed from the plane and we don't want to speculate any further beyond that.

We can confirm Hardy was removed from his scheduled flight after boarding the plane and that the story had made its way around Titan Tower, where there was concern about his standing with the company. The story was a big topic of conversation among WWE's workers yesterday as well.

Calls made on Wednesday to the Nashville International Airport's Investigations department by PWInsider.com were not returned.

http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=33438&p=1

what a fucking loser.

Putting the title on Jeff Hardy has NEVER been a "wise" move in hindsight, and certainly not within the last year.

This should be good

Jokes apart, I really hope this doesn't effect Jeff's career.

I SEE THE WRITINGS ON THE WAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Ironically for all of you watching at home, Jeff Hardys theme is titled "No More Words"

I just quoted his theme, you piece of shit. One post before yours.

Yeah I know, I felt obligated to further it, thus killing it entirely. :(

I kinda hope it was pot, because pot is not covered by the wellness thingie. It's just a fine. But if someone caught him with pot on him, then he might be kinda fucked.

I will kill you....entirely. :mad:

LIST OF ABT'S MORTAL ENEMIES:

1) El Capitano Gatisto

2) SuperSlim

3) Rhiannon

4) LUX FETTERMAN :mad:

I think this would be a case of "it's okay to use it unless you make an ass of yourself, and in extension us, in public".

The Rob Van Dam clause

Of course, Matt and Helms will be fine under the Sabu clause.

If he was on the flight already when they took him off, I doubt it was drugs. They would have found that at security. Now maybe he was really fucked up on drugs, or he was arguing with the crew or something, that is really all that is left.

Actually, maybe they found something in his checked luggage....

He was probably piss drunk and deemed not safe for him to be on the flight. They take alot of excessively drunk people off of flights these days, not because they are doing anything wrong per se, but just as a safety concern to them and the others around them.

Ooooooh, you in trouble now Lux. :eek:

From Matt Hardy's blog via PWInsider:

September 18, 2008 - Thursday

The Nashville experience

Hello amigos! I hope everybody's having a great day. I had a really great first loop as the ECW Champ this weekend through the states of Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, and then Tennessee. I was really happy with my performance and win Tuesday night in Nashville against Mike Knox. Thanks to all my MFers in Nashville that were in my corner that night-I appreciate ya! I actually thought the entire broadcast of ECW of Sci-Fi was a really strong show. I like that and want that every week. I truly due take pride in my ECW brand-especially considering the fact I'm currently one of the biggest representatives as the brand's champion.

Afterwards, I had a nice celebratory dinner and some good fellowship with some of WWE friends. I also had the best breakfast sandwich ever in the Nashville airport Wednesday morning. I then took the nice, easy flight back over to Raleigh, and was back home before I knew it. That evening, myself, Jeff, and Beth had the best Japanese hibachi and sushi ever. Everything is good. Jeff and I will see you guys and gals Sunday in Columbus. Be well my friends!

Quote of the day - "Got my indignation but I'm pure in all my thoughts" - Eddie Vedder, Guaranteed

Matt

This is unfortunate, how may I get off this list?

WWE Wrestler Jeff Hardy was denied boarding a Southwest Airline flight to North Carolina – and no one got body slammed.

Hardy appeared intoxicated at Nashville International Airport's Southwest gate on Wednesday, according to Southwest spokesman Chris Mainz.

A Southwest employee reported it and Hardy was told he couldn’t board the flight, Mainz says.

Hardy was not arrested instead the wrestler was offered to take a later flight.

“He was very cooperative and there was no altercation,” Mainz says. “There was no need to get police.”

Hardy declined Southwest’s offer and made other arrangements, Mainz says.

The 6-1, 225-pound Cameron, N.C., native was part of the WWE SmackDown show at the Sommet Center on Tuesday night.

Hardy is a top contender and a WWE draw.


Source: http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs....D=200880918101

Probably won't get the boot for this unless it was something other than weed/alcohol.

No Matt, I will see YOU in Columbus! *googly eyes*

By dying at my hands.

So this was a complete non event then. Aside from being drunk he was cooperative with staff the whole time. He shouldn't get in trouble for this surely.

:-\ Aww man. How does 2,000 dollars sound?

Pretty good, BUT THAT'S NOT SAVING YOU

I could also use 2,000 dollars.

thedamndest's list

1) Lux Fucking Fetterman

But intoxicated with what......................

Doubt it'll do anything for him in ring at all. Vince won't do shit.

how about 200,000 ;)

I thought we were buddies, here you are trying to get 2,000 dollars off me :mad:

You're now on my radar... radar

We are buddies. My list was a list of people who should give me money. You can clearly spare it if you are offering two-hundred grand to ABT.

What will you give me in return hmm, it comes with a price (pardon the pun)

If I was aware it was a list of "buddies" and I was "on it" I would have given you this $2000. But instead I'll donate it to FourFifty.

IMO if this wasn't Jeff Hardy would anyone really give a shit? I know with his fuck-ups in the past he needs to keep clear of this stuff, but really.

Take Ric Flair for example. How many time do you think he turned up for a plane flight drunk. Or JBL. or Austin. Or practlcally anyone one else.

I'm by far not the biggest Hardy fan in the world but seriously, give the guy a break.

He'll eventually fuck up. Don't worry about that.

I honestly hope it happens while he's champion and they have to deal with firing their champion. He should be NO WHERE near the title in this day and age.

Maybe if he gets canned, he'll actually pull himself together.

Oh, fuck, who am I kidding?

He'll probably wind up addicted to smack, homeless on the street giving handjobs for crack.

*points*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Wow. Some Airport Guard said he looked fucked up and he ended up taking a later flight. That's the whole thing. Big fucking deal. Jeff is on the road constantly and he looks like a fucking goth, heroin addict to begin with anyways.

You guys are just ACHING to see Jeff fuck up again. It's ridiculous to read the first page and a half of this thread, knowing now what it was that he did. What is wrong with you people? It's like when people were waiting for Britney Spears to kill herself.

I'm not saying they should put the title on him.

But if we look back at all the "Greats" from the past 30 years, if the wellness policy was around back then how many do you think would have made "Legend" status.

Just saying I'm sure he's not the only dumb fuck-up to ever be a main player in WWF/E :-\

I want the guy to pull his life together and do alright for himself. Given his track record, I expected him to fuck up in this instance. I'm glad it was nothing too serious, even though I made the falling off stuff joke.

Relax, guy.

This is what I thought also while reading this thread. People love to kick a man while he's down. But do you know what they love more? Being right. There are some that are hoping for Jeff's release so they can collectively say "I told you so"

Sharks.

So...Lateral move?

;)

That would serve pretty much everyone right.

I don't want Jeff to fail or die or anything, because that would require me to care about him. He's an adult, so he can make his own decisions. But we're looking at a druggie who's such a flake that he can't keep a job that pretty much mandates a drug addicted flake. And that's as funny as it is sad.

And WWE is so amazingly retarded that they want him to be within arm's reach of the title, even as he's within stepping distance of the door.

At least with Jeff Hardy, nobody has to die for the inevitable Godsmack.

It took too long for the news to break. If it was serious or involved drugs it would have been picked up by newspapers.

I also really didn't expect it to be drugs (yes yes alcohol is a drug, ok fair enough) as he is currently coming out of a fued with MVP based around his fuck ups.

Am I the only one who had faith it wasn't a fuck up?

For the record, being actually drunk and a fucking air stewards perception of you being drunk are two entirely different things.

I wouldn't call that a bad theory, but then again, if he gets canned...what else does he have going for him? :-\

TNA

TNA pass on a former WWE main eventer? Are you high?






































See what I did there? :shifty:

Nobody gets higher than Rob Van Dam.

Except Jeff Hardy.

A Jeff Hardy/RVD feud in the old ECW would have been hilarious with all the promos/skits they could have done.

point your thumbs KoOS

TNA didn't pass on RVD though...

Wait, did somebody say two hundred thousand dollars?