Little things you've stolen from wrestling.
 

I'm sure every fan has done this once or twice before, where they steal something they've heard a wrestler say and then say it to their friends and family. If you don't do it, then, well, you're clearly not catching onto some great shit.

A few weeks ago Santino cut a promo on Randy Orton where he talked about how Orton's dad always had that cast, but Santino's dad was always healthy, 'cept when he "got-a the herpes."
Since then when I've needed to talk about some STD (which happens painfully more often than it should) I talk about "a The Herpes." For example "Ten bucks says she has-a the herpes" or "I would go to New Jersey, but I don't want to get-a the herpes."

I've also been plugging MamaJuana Extreme (which is seriously a great product). At first it was joke because of C.H.L. MAMAJUANA EXTREME DOT COM!!!! However, after trying it out all I have to say is "Holy God!!!" It's a great product. I love this stuff.


I was talking to a dime a dozen girl at a bar in Nevada when I was on vacation. She said with my facial hair I looked like a "bad boy." Seeing the rock on her finger and knowing that her husband was in the can I decided just to mess around. "You can be good, you can be bad, or you can be Me." If you don't know, it's a play on The Miz's motto on his site, and what he said when he was a singles wrestler.
Speaking of The Miz, I'm also going to change my voice mail into one of the intros from The Dirt Sheet. I'm just torn between "You've reached Daniel, and for six months I thought Nancy Grace was a man" or "I'm not here, but for three weeks I waited outside the Dublin Theater to give Michael Flatley the beating of his life."

I was talking about cooking with a friend (Sorry Know Your Role, this isn't a throwback to The Rock). Someone mentioned curry, and they asked what I knew about it. So I just went over the top. "It's Hot! It's Spicy! It TASTES GREAT!!!"

So, anyone else totally stole something they heard on wrestling?

I use the word chumpstain a lot. I don't even remember which wrestler I got that from. Edge? Christian? Anyone remember?

I'm fairly sure I've heard both men use it when they were a team.

Also, JR has inspired me to add the phrase "GOOD GOD!" into my vocabulary.

I used that sparingly throughout my youth. I was more inclined to use "and that's the bottom line..."

I used to do taunts during beer pong, like crotch chops, hulkster pose-downs, probably some Scott Hall got in there too. Also the fake handshake/run your fingers through your hair.

Sometimes I dance around on my street, singing loudly, "WHAT'S UP! ... WHAT'S UP! ... WHAT'S UP! ..."

Nobody ever sings along with me. :(

You can't see me - with the hand wave :$

C'mon, admit it. You've all done it once :(

Honestly, I've yelled "Get the tables!" a few times, for the purpose of telling somebody to get more than one table.

I used to say "and that's the bottom line" when I would beat someone in DOA.

When playing people in Halo I would say something like "do you smell what i'm cooking?" when I was about to snipe someone, had to stop that, became predictable.

Didn't do the hand wave, but when I killed my friend in Crysis I yelled "you can't see me!"

YES

Do they tell you what's up though?

Sometimes I yell "Oh, Flash, you are sooooooo funky!" randomly.

I constantly still do the DX crotch chop

One thing that just hit me- If someone who I don't really like is bitching to me about something my response has become "Sorry about your damn luck."

I have occasionally busted out the Das Wunderkind dance.

Me and my buddy (a former pro-wrestler) often do wrestling moves in the mosh pit.

Cheat to Win!
everytime i cheat on my wife...:shifty:

I have a friend who watched wrestling around 2003, and I don't really see him now. But when I do, we do the 'you can't see me' thing.

The Hogan ear cup

I've also been known to pull out the Foley thumbs up/goofy smile

Everytime I walk into a public spot and I feel all eyes are on me, I scan the place like I'm a heel making an entrance at a PPV.

I superkick doors closed

Definately the Flair "Wooooooooooooooo" and Flair strut when I'm in a drunkard during a night out.

Sometimes put it a "it's true...it's damn true" after telling a story.

Randy Orton's Evolution pose when I'm in the gym and no one is looking.

Lance Storm's "If I can be serious for a second" (the dry humor is that I naturally come off as a serious person, so when I say it, it is unexpected. Like, when have I ever NOT been serious.

If I'm walking with my ipod and a wrestling theme song comes on (I have 50 or so wrestling related songs) I somehow walk differently, as if I'm hyped up to whip some ass. Or I'll think abotu wrestling, of course. Listening to Fuel "Leave the Memories Alone" still brings a tear to my eye.

Shelton Bejamin's THISCLOSE hand gesture. Does he still do it?

<font color=goldenrod>I've done a good deal of the things mentioned here. One that hasn't been mentioned yet is Jericho's pose.

Also, ever since I saw those old OVW vids of Domino, and how he'd say "OHHHHHHHHH!" when he entered a room or after a joke...I adopted it. Usually gets decent laughs just because of the randomness.</font>

I've been known to do the bang-bang pose from time to time.

Chumpstain's pretty old, FTR.

Anyway, I learned to get my paycheck in meth. :y:

I like to do the Flair "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" after scoring a goal when playing hockey. Makes my friends laugh. In fact I yell "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" way too much. I do it all the time when I do something good. I'm willing to bet it's pretty annoying.

:(

I sometimes say "This is so bizarre Tenay" when something doesn't work out right.

Word life

Is it just me (it might be just me) or did Christian sort of revivie "That's how I roll?" He certainly didn't invent the phrase, but it was just sort of a cheesy/cute thing he brought up for laughs once, and then a few months later pretty much everyone around the place was busting it out, albeit not as a wrestling reference. I don't generally steal stuff, as I prefer to create my own expressions and whatnot, but I thought it was sort of on topic.

I also used to know a guy who used to go around giving people Diamond Cutters. I'm serious. This was in like the past three years, too. DDP had long been retired.

Oh yeah, I totally use "because that's how I roll" all the time now.

I sometimes do the Buff Bagwell strut.

Also occasionally I will walk like Stone Cold or D'Lo.

I use "Good God" "Get the TABLES!" "That's how I roll." "It's true...it's Danm True." "WOOOOOOOOOOOO" "sucktitude" " reeking of awesomeness"

I had a thing for asking my gay friends if they knew what AssCream was for.

And of course my favorite of all time, was during then end of school. All the wrestling fans (Aka all the guys in my classes and me) would stand up infrount of the class room and yell "For the benefit of those with flash photography. For 5 seconds only. We give you. The End of the School Year Pose!" Then we all hit our favorite E&C pose. Ah good times.

A few weeks ago, before I went on vacation (which ends at 8:00am Monday Morning) I got in an argument with a co-worker which ended with me pretty much yelling "PROVE ME WRONG!!!!" I just wish I could remember who said that :shifty:

On another note, I remember one instance where someone was ripping into Benoit saying he didn't have a catchphrase. Fairly certain this was on WWE TV. I just wanted to
Prove Them Wrong!" right there on the spot.

I once entered my workplace (might have been Subway at the time when I was a teenager) when it was all girls working with me, and I said "Helloooooo ladies." Wrestling was popular enough at the time that a few of them caught on.

Unfortunately, they didn't further the joke by making a porno video with me.

(1) The Randy Orton pose - all day, every day.

(2) Shawn Michaels' theme music - I blast it regularly in my car whenever I'm within distance of someone hearing it (especially as I pull up to the pool in the summer)

(3) I often tell people "I don't give two squirts of monkey piss." I heard it from The Rock and thought it was the most arrogant, obnoxious thing to say. So I started saying it.

(4) "...KENNEDY!" Anytime I hear the word "Kennedy", be it on the news, in a lecture, or anything else, I repeat it aloud. Always gets strange looks. One time I was playing Rock Band hammered and sang an entire song repeating screaming "Kennedy" whenever I wasn't required to sing. My brother had to explain it to my housemates.

(5) "That's... that's cool."

(6) The People's Eyebrow. Except I do it with the left one - forgot as a kid that practicing in the mirror made me do it backwards. Whoops.

(7) When I'm at the gym between machines I walk very slowly in an attempt to walk like Orton. Don't know if it works, but I try.

(8) I do the John Morrison entrance ramp routine - complete with throwing the strap over my shoulder. No, I don't have a belt, but the arm raise looks cool.

(9) Kennedy's pose reaching up for the mic. Esp in beer pong.

When I leave work, when I have my back to the store in the parking lot I tend to do Hassan's pose.

When people ask me stupid questions I go "WHAT?!" For some reason people think I'm doing the little John impression I cant imagine why?



Also, from time to time I do some quazi-sexual moans, grunts, and body movements Goldust use to do :naughty:

The bret hart"im the best.. arms open thing" when winning a game of pool.

If I see a black towel, I'll throw it on my head & grunt "BEAT ME IF YOU CAN.... SURVIVE IF I LET YOU!!!" That one has gotten me some weird looks. and if I'm about to do some heavy lifting or something, I'll occasionaly do Lesnar's "Hop up & down Warm-Up Dance".

I started doing the 'You Can't See Me' gesture years ago when Cena first started it, and it caught on. People do it to me when I'm out drinking, as if it's my thing or something. Yikes.

Also the "whoooooooooo!" and "to be the man..." spiel are churned out ad nauseum in my town when the gang is out drinking.

Sometimes I'll do a crotch chop in work to distract my colleague when he's on the phone.

Oh, and I ever need to get rid of gum, you know I'm swatting that sumbitch, Mr Perfect style.

I don't know if you could really call it a wrestling thing, because of the Budweiser adverts originating it, but I suppose I got it from the Dudleys more than the ads, but "whassssssssssssup" was a big hit with the gang back in the day.

And I think everybody must have used "what?" to wind people up around the 2001/2002 mark.

I wear a mask everywhere I go.

Random chops

I go "Ssshhhhhh!!!!!" before I slap somebody across the chest with my huge open palm.

Must include the "I go".

What, you want me to put it over my "I :heart: Doug Basham" tattoo that Noid made me get? ;)

Yes. A tramp stamp if you will.

When people ask me what time it is, I often find myself answering "VADER TIME!"

I use Kurt Angle's neck-break saying a lot, but in different scenarios. Like my friend crashed his motorcycle and broke his arm and was telling us about it at school, so I say "Broke your arm? (scoff) I did that twice this morning and look at me! I'm doing just fine. I guess that's because I'm an Olympic competitor, and you're not."

I was warming up before a game of hockey the other day, jumping up and down and moving sideways. Some guy I didn't even know said I looked like Shane McMahon. Damn wrestling got inside my head way too much as I didn't even notice. Should have started doing that windmill thing with my fist then.

Do you do the echo, like in his theme?

it's... VADER... TIME, time, time, time...

The Eddie dance is often used during games of beer pong.

I often do the Batista machine gun dance. People look at me oddly.

I'll often top someone else's show-off dance with the La Parka strut. What's terrifying is how many people know exactly what it is, too.

Reciently, whenever I go to McDonalds and they ask me "would you like to supersize?" I begin to shake and growl and then yell in her face "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" then roar and pound on my chest.

Also, whenever I'm on a first date when a woman asks me to tell her something about myself I clench my teeth :mad: begin to breath heavily and say "I... RULE... THE WORLD"

My nephew (hes only 6) always does the Batista machine gun dance and Cena's 'Cant see me'. I often use Matt Hardys V1 pose just randomly (especially in photos).
Crotch chops get thrown around alot as does the Randy arms raised taunt. Most my mates aint into wrestling but they used to watch it as kids so they understand most of what I say or do and they have a laugh with me,

I'm gonna RKO next time I see you (if I remember)

I do the Matt Hardy V1 pose all the time, too. Some people get offended call it "the shocker". But then I explain that the two fingers are separated and is therefore nowhere near the shocker.

The "OH MY GOD!" ala Joey Styles...that's always good for a chuckle.

Ric Flair's WOOOOOO! on our wedding day..we both came out to his theme with the 4 fingers up in the air

Jeff Hardy's dance when he makes his entrance..silly but again, good for a chuckle.

Should have done this:

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:rofl: WTF was that?