John Morrison facts.
 

Chuck Norris broke his hand punching Morrison in the stomach.

Bin Ladin fears Morrison's abs.

I want to fuck John Morrison's abs like they are 4 sets of tits.


What, too much?

Anytime BDC.

Not to mention this thread was ruined before it started.

<font color=goldenrod>John Morrison would want everybody to post and agree with this topic:</font>

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83714

John Morrison was born October 3, 1979 in Los Angeles, California.

John Morrison likes fried eggs in his burger.

He was trained by former World Tag Team Champion
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99.99999999999999999999999% of humans need air to live; John Morrison is that air.

John Morrison's tears can cure cancer.

It's just to bad he doesn't cry.

He should change his name back to Nitro.

John Morrison doesn't pray to a higher power, he is that power.

John Morrison > Johnny Nitro

John Morrison denied Lux entry into the Palace of Wisdom

John Morrison hired Juan to cut his lawn. FACT!

LOW BLOW

I'm sorry. :(

You must spread some Reputation before giving it to Juan again.

LOL At least I'm in the Palace of Wisdom and not across the street with binoculars.

I have video evidence of this. Click on this link, and watch part 5.

http://www.b95forlife.com/pages/conc...rticle=3801847

I think I could do it.

LMAO! WOW!

LOL. He did it.

ROFL! that was great

HOLY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE REALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!! HE REALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pfft, fan boys.

Further proof that you are not in the Palace of Wisdom :roll:

I think you're currently haboring a grudge against me because John Morrison lets me come and go as I please while you only tend his hedges. :mad:

Only 301 men were born with abs. Only John Morrison surived and the rest are dining in HELL!

At least they'll have plenty of grated cheese for their food

LMAO, he really did do it.

The Ho Train were all Morrison's reject groupies.

John Morrison does not have washboard abs. Washboards have John Morrison ridges.

Do they have grated cheese in hell?

I have been conditioned to grimace at the beginning of John Morrison's entrance music. Not because I dislike Morrison, but because there is a 99% chance of Poochie being with him.

Miz answered calls at a Suicide Helpline for 1 day. That day will forever go down in history as "Lemming Sunday".

The bible was actually written about the brilliance of John Morrison, but as modest as he is, wanted to remain anonymous under the guise 'God'.

Why hasn't he done with on TV yet?

Everytime John Morrison puts on a shirt an angel falls from grace.

The sun is an illusion created by John Morrison to explain to our feeble minds why our planet isn't revolving around Morrison. He of course knows that the world rightly revolving around him would put everything in perfect harmony, causing everything to cease to exist. They'd only be Morrison, and no one to admire The Abs of Morrison.

Though it should be stated: Even Nothing worships Morrison's abs.

He would be a bigger babyface than Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, and The Rock combined if he did that.

The only reason John Morrison has not got as much money than those men, is because he gives it to charities in countries and dimensions we have never heard of.

And before anyone asks where these places are, would you really want to build a palace of wisdom in this world? I think not.

John Morrison could use his mastery over time and space to defeat any opponent he ever faces, but he chooses not to warp through space, because he knows how important it is for his abs to always be visible, and he chooses not to slow down time because he knows that as mere mortals we can only be exposed to The Abs of Morrison for so long.

Morrison was also the man who decided cucumber was a fruit.

Humans apparently use only 10% of their brains. Morrison uses 100% of his, and the 90% the rest of the world doesn't use.