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Kalyx triaD 10-09-2008 07:36 PM

Bayonetta
 
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If the action looks familiar its because the original creator of Devil May Cry is creating it. The over the top moves, over the top acting, an over the top character. This... may sway me from DMC! Yes, she's shooting from her heels. And yes, her clothes are made up of her hair and she gets increasingly naked as her hair-based moves get more elaborate. Just thought I should point that out.

Funky Fly 10-09-2008 07:52 PM

Ridiculous yet awesome.

Big Fat Mike 10-09-2008 07:59 PM

The music reminds me waaaay too much of Final Fantasy X-2. They need to change the soundtrack or ....no.
Otherwise lookin good.

U-Warrior 10-09-2008 09:45 PM

Well the hair on her head is blond sooooooo what? She's attacking people with her enormous pubes?

Kalyx triaD 10-09-2008 09:52 PM

No, her clothing is her hair. She's not wearing anything other than earrings.

Funky Fly 10-09-2008 09:55 PM

And ankle guns. Can't forget ankle guns. Hot new style right thurr.

Kalyx triaD 10-09-2008 11:50 PM

Some Shots:

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/...8093439756.jpg

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http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/...8093428193.jpg

I've been following the development of this game for a while now, not bringing it up here because it was nigh above vaporware having nearly no coverage since it was announced a long time ago. But now that there's some hard media I can divulge what I know now:

- Bayonetta is the creation of Hideki Kamiya, who created Devil May Cry (1, not any of the sequels). He also did Viewtiful Joe and Okami. He's making Bayonetta for two reasons; he feels nobody expanded on the groundwork laid out with DMC1 - including its own sequels (Burn!), and one of his team members merely wanted him to make another action game.
- Bayonetta is a witch who fights angels. She uses her guns (on hands and feet), but will have other weapons to dish pain with. Her hair-based powers allow her manifest things created from her hair, including that dog-beast at the end of the trailer.

It'll be interesting to see what the female gamer response to this game will be. She's an action capable chick with her game, but her presentation is almost completely fanservice. Anyway, I'm betting this game will come out swinging for a piece of the action genre pie, challenging DMC4, NG2, and eventually GoW3.

Fryza 10-09-2008 11:55 PM

Reminds me of a bastard love child of Bullet Witch and Devil May Cry.

Meaning I will leave it alone and opt for something good instead.

Nowhere Man 10-11-2008 07:51 AM

Oh, the Japan-ity!

Kalyx triaD 04-10-2009 11:56 AM

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This witch has some tricks up her sleeve. Cute how they adapted the Devil Bringer system with that whip.

I official petition for a Bayonetta/Devil May Cry crossover.

DAMN iNATOR 04-10-2009 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD (Post 2495858)
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This witch has some tricks up her sleeve. Cute how they adapted the Devil Bringer system with that whip.

I official petition for a Bayonetta/Devil May Cry crossover.

I dunno, kinda on the fence about this title. On the one hand the gameplay seems really cool, but on the other hand, it's like, what's with this concept of having more of her skin show as she loses more health? It just kind of seems like a cheap way to sucker people in to buying a game just for a semblance of nudity. I just hope it doesn't turn out like BMX XXX a few years ago...

.44 Magdalene 04-10-2009 09:06 PM

All I know is that I'm totally fucking getting this game.

Kalyx triaD 04-11-2009 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR (Post 2496062)
I dunno, kinda on the fence about this title. On the one hand the gameplay seems really cool, but on the other hand, it's like, what's with this concept of having more of her skin show as she loses more health? It just kind of seems like a cheap way to sucker people in to buying a game just for a semblance of nudity. I just hope it doesn't turn out like BMX XXX a few years ago...

You do realize the guy making this made Devil May Cry and Okami? That kind of pedigree goes out the window because the lead chick shows skin when she does certain moves? Explain this rational to me.

Kalyx triaD 05-13-2009 06:28 PM

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Inadequacy 05-13-2009 11:05 PM

LOL at 10:30 when people try to come in the door.

Kalyx triaD 05-13-2009 11:21 PM

...

Khuntry 05-14-2009 01:07 AM

Wow, the Hand/Feet system sounds very interesting.

Kalyx triaD 05-14-2009 01:15 AM

This game is gonna kick ass. And I love the idea of a developer breaking shit down like this, that's the kind of transparency I love to see.

And Hell yeah at Yuji Shim. doing the cutscenes. I marked out when his name came up. Marked out like a little girl. With the father of DMC working with modern DMC's presentation man, all I need to here is Shootie G doing music and I'm sold. Like Limited Edition sold.

Kalyx triaD 05-30-2009 12:03 AM

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Fucking awesome.

Kalyx triaD 06-20-2009 10:54 AM

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Tongfa-Bazookas, people!

Khuntry 06-20-2009 11:12 AM

That shit is Fucking sick. I want a DMC/Bayonetta crossover.

Kalyx triaD 06-20-2009 11:23 AM

SEGA has next to nothing now, they won't let Capcom share their new star, even if it means a badass crossover.

Kalyx triaD 07-27-2009 06:24 AM

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Ice skates. ICE SKATES, PEOPLE!

Kalyx triaD 10-08-2009 10:54 PM

If you have Jap accounts on your XB360 or PS3 you can play the demo of this game. RIGHT NOW

Kalyx triaD 10-31-2009 08:43 PM

http://i36.tinypic.com/6nvazk.jpg

Jura 10-31-2009 10:48 PM

Is that a real girl posing as Bayonetta or a life-like cgi model?

Kalyx triaD 10-31-2009 11:48 PM

I... don't know...

Jura 11-01-2009 01:21 AM

Looking at the face more closely I'm leaning towards CGI.

Khuntry 11-02-2009 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD (Post 2796103)

WOW...

Fignuts 11-02-2009 12:27 AM

They have naked ladies on the internet too, guys.

Kalyx triaD 11-02-2009 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 2797255)
They have naked ladies on the internet too, guys.

What are you inferring? Just what. The fuck. Are you inferring?

For fuck sake, man.

Kalyx triaD 11-02-2009 02:23 AM

Matter fact, don't answer that. Fuck off. Can't believe I dignified that post thus far. Anyway...

http://game-server-hosting.net/wp-co...ayonetta-2.jpg

Kalyx triaD 11-08-2009 03:51 AM

A bit late with this, but it looks great.

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Khuntry 11-23-2009 01:22 PM

Demo drops Dec. 3

Kane Knight 11-23-2009 04:18 PM

So who else has been unimpressed by this demo?

Seriously, unless you're just hitting puberty, I can't see much appeal.

BigDaddyCool 11-24-2009 01:28 PM

This game is for faggots that have never touched a breast. (By faggots, I don't mea homosexuals, I mean nerds that waste their money on almost naked video games instead of just buying porn).

Fignuts 11-24-2009 01:39 PM

Yeah, the developers are definitely trying to appeal to a certain demographic with all the partial nudity.

But you obviously have no idea what you're talking about if you think that's all the game is about.

BigDaddyCool 11-24-2009 01:44 PM

Every fucking screen shot and video I seen of this keeps zooming in on her tits and pussy, and her hair is her clothes and comes off. Oh, and the gave her ankle guns to give her more of a reason to jump all around with her legs spread wide.

Plus the dialagol is nothing but double entendres. Don't give me that bullshit that this game isn't all about a cheap thrill.

BigDaddyCool 11-24-2009 01:48 PM

Also, I have no problem with games having sexual overtones, and having nudity or sex. But if you are going to do it, just do it, don't be ashamed or try to cover it up by making "artistic."

Fignuts 11-24-2009 01:52 PM

Definitely about cheap thrills, but more about over-the-top, devil may cry-style action cheap thrills, than the sex appeal.

If they wanted to just make a game that was all about the sex, they would have gotten a shitty developer to make it.

Point is, I agree with you that the sexual content is being targeted towards a certain sad, niche crowd that gets off on that shit, but it's still possible to play the game and enjoy it, even if you don't give a shit about cg boobs.

BigDaddyCool 11-24-2009 02:18 PM

No it isn't. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking a game like that would be cool.

Fignuts 11-24-2009 02:35 PM

Normally I would continue to discuss this, but I know you are a ridiculous person, so I will not.

Kane Knight 11-24-2009 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2828924)
No it isn't. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking a game like that would be cool.

Well, even the action's targeted at teenage boys, but I doubt it's impossible to enjoy it otherwise.

Though the action is kind of boring, and nowhere as fluid as people are claiming. What really seems to be selling people on this is sex and violence aimed at children.

Khuntry 11-24-2009 11:46 PM

Wow... Have any of you even played the fucking demo yet? And to that BDC idiot, are you fucking serious dude? Do you have even the slightest idea of what you're talking about?

Kane Knight 11-24-2009 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khuntry (Post 2829650)
Wow... Have any of you even played the fucking demo yet? And to that BDC idiot, are you fucking serious dude? Do you have even the slightest idea of what you're talking about?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2827266)
So who else has been unimpressed by this demo?

So no.

I'm not sure which is dumber...That thirteen year olds on GameFAQs use this argument, or that you, ostensibly an adult, though that it was good enough to use.

BigDaddyCool 11-25-2009 11:19 AM

lol, I'm an idiot because I don't understand the finer points of dressing a video game woman in her own hair that she takes off to attack people with so you might see pixel nipples.

BigDaddyCool 11-25-2009 11:20 AM

fucking admit that the strong selling point of the game is the chance of seeing her naked.

Fignuts 11-25-2009 12:49 PM

For 13 year old boys, and adult shut ins, yeah. For everyone else the selling point is that it's being developed by the guy who made the first devil may cry.

BigDaddyCool 11-25-2009 12:57 PM

:roll: Oh, it is being made by some guy that already made an ok game, so it derserves to be hyped all to shit. You people are a bunch of hero worshipping faggots.

Khuntry 11-25-2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2829656)
So no.

I'm not sure which is dumber...That thirteen year olds on GameFAQs use this argument, or that you, ostensibly an adult, though that it was good enough to use.

? Whats your point ?

Fignuts 11-25-2009 01:07 PM

Devil May Cry was better than ok. And this game isn't being hyped to shit at all. I actually forgot about it for months until this thread was bumped by kalyx. And I'm not worshipping anything. I'm giving it a chance and not immediately dismissing it as softcore porn, because the developer made a game that I like.

Stop exaggerating what people are saying, like some big fat asshole.

BigDaddyCool 11-25-2009 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 2830339)
Devil May Cry was better than ok. And this game isn't being hyped to shit at all. I actually forgot about it for months until this thread was bumped by kalyx. And I'm not worshipping anything. I'm giving it a chance and not immediately dismissing it as softcore porn, because the developer made a game that I like.

Stop exaggerating what people are saying, like some big fat asshole.

Quit pretending I'm not a big fat asshole. You opinions are as worthless as your dick.

Khuntry 11-25-2009 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2830310)
:roll: Oh, it is being made by some guy that already made an ok game, so it derserves to be hyped all to shit. You people are a bunch of hero worshipping faggots.

Your the loser here. And yeah it deserves to be hyped up, because if you had any sense you would know that Kamiya knows what he's doing. Unless stylish action games aren't your thing of course.

Fignuts 11-25-2009 01:11 PM

Fine. You're a big fat asshole.

Khuntry 11-25-2009 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2830341)
Quit pretending I'm not a big fat asshole. You opinions are as worthless as your dick.

here we go..:(

BigDaddyCool 11-25-2009 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khuntry (Post 2830348)
Your the loser here. And yeah it deserves to be hyped up, because if you had any sense you would know that Kamiya knows what he's doing. Unless stylish action games aren't your thing of course.

That is a first, someone being a loser for not liking Jap crap video games
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 2830350)
Fine. You're a big fat asshole.

Now you are getting it. Go get laid.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Khuntry (Post 2830351)
here we go..:(

You just now caught that?

LuigiD 11-25-2009 01:27 PM

This game seems to pop up everywhere and I am really not impressed by the footage.

Kane Knight 11-25-2009 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 2830297)
For 13 year old boys, and adult shut ins, the selling point is that it's being developed by the guy who made the first devil may cry.


Kane Knight 11-25-2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2830310)
:roll: Oh, it is being made by some guy that already made an ok game, so it derserves to be hyped all to shit. You people are a bunch of hero worshipping faggots.

Gamer culture fetishizes guys like him. It's not really surprising.

Fignuts 11-25-2009 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2830646)
I enjoy the taste of a black man's testicles.


Funky Fly 11-26-2009 01:10 AM

Hey, you leave my balls out of this. Game looks fun, but looks can be deceiving. I'll see what's up on Dec 3.

Kalyx triaD 11-26-2009 05:27 AM

Um...

Bayonetta is being crafted by Kayima, a badass developer who created Devil May Cry - basically creating the modern 3D 'Action' genre while he was at it. He left DMC to others and later found the action genre lacking without his input. He, by his own admission, decided to give the action genre a kick in the balls with Bayonetta. Will Bayonetta redefine action games? I think so. But I digress (however reluctantly), if you think Bayonetta is some T&A vehicle that has little else to offer... You're. Fucking. Crazy. And ignorant. Best be silent and do some research.

You don't have to like Bayonetta, as a concept, character, or game - but if you don't know the historical context behind the 'hype', GTFO.

jcmoorehead 11-26-2009 04:18 PM

I can fully understand just why people think it's a T&A vehicle regardless of if the game is actually good. The game might be great and everything but I do feel it's not exactly a great way to go about things by crafting a main character that's naked for most of the game save for hair wrapped around her, it doesn't really make it look like it wants to be taken seriously or as anything but pure T&A.

Like I said it might be a great game, the score from Famitsu says it's worth checking out but I can see where some people are coming from when they think the games just being made to appeal to perverted shut ins.

Fryza 11-26-2009 05:03 PM

Looks like Bullet Witch.

Fignuts 11-26-2009 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jcmoorehead (Post 2831812)
I can fully understand just why people think it's a T&A vehicle regardless of if the game is actually good. The game might be great and everything but I do feel it's not exactly a great way to go about things by crafting a main character that's naked for most of the game save for hair wrapped around her, it doesn't really make it look like it wants to be taken seriously or as anything but pure T&A.

Like I said it might be a great game, the score from Famitsu says it's worth checking out but I can see where some people are coming from when they think the games just being made to appeal to perverted shut ins.

I think this is what most people are missing. It's not meant to be taken seriously. It is purposely over the top.

Khuntry 11-27-2009 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 2831894)
I think this is what most people are missing. It's not meant to be taken seriously. It is purposely over the top.

Thank You..:yes:

BigDaddyCool 11-30-2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 2831894)
I think this is what most people are missing. It's not meant to be taken seriously. It is purposely over the top.

The normal person wouldn't know it unless it is explained as such.

Kalyx triaD 12-01-2009 02:21 PM

A gamer would.

BigDaddyCool 12-01-2009 04:11 PM

Gamers are a bunch of fags.

Fignuts 12-01-2009 04:12 PM

everything is a bunch of fags to you.

Kalyx triaD 12-01-2009 04:22 PM

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BigDaddyCool 12-01-2009 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 2837313)
everything is a bunch of fags to you.

No...just gamers. You notice every time I use bunch of fags it is in the video game forum directed to people jerking off over a video game, be it boobonetta or call of duty.

Fignuts 12-01-2009 06:44 PM

Wrestling fans are even worse, so who the fuck are you to judge?

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 04:24 AM

Bayonetta doesn't have big boobs. She's actually pretty regular compared to the 'fictional' norm.

I take you didn't actually look at her any...

BDC I like you but you have to stop this blind hate shit, it makes you look silly.

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 04:47 AM

One of Bayonetta's developers discusses 'fun' in a videogame. Good read if you're anything interested in game development.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 2837464)
Wrestling fans are even worse, so who the fuck are you to judge?

Yeah, I know, why do you think I stay out of wrestling any more?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD (Post 2838042)
Bayonetta doesn't have big boobs. She's actually pretty regular compared to the 'fictional' norm.

I take you didn't actually look at her any...

BDC I like you but you have to stop this blind hate shit, it makes you look silly.

Never said she had big boobs. But looking at her again, looks like she is about a C or a D cup, those are big boobs, even if it is ungodly big like the genre norm.

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2838206)
Never said she had big boobs...

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2837432)
...be it boobonetta...

:| It certainly seemed like you were-

FORGET IT. Listen:

I just want you to know that if you feel I over analyze it's only because I respect you, and I want to be clear. I'm not one of those guys who can detect throw away comments, but I think rather lowly of people of do them in the wrong context. I guess what I'm saying is...

Be clear.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 11:28 AM

Calling it boobonetta doesn't mean she has big boobs, it just means the main feature of the game is her boobs, and the change to see it. I admit I've seen bigger more unrealistic boobs in other games, but not where you get to undress the girls...unless you count Lesiure Suit Larry.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 11:30 AM

Just admit the game's main selling point is tits, and I'll rent it.

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 11:43 AM

Why would I do that? For one whether you play it or not does shit for my well being, and secondly I'd wager the "main selling point" is it being helmed by Devil May Cry creator, Kayima - who knows what the fuck he's doing.

But I'm concluding you can't tell the difference between Ninja Gaiden and Ninja Blade, or rather; a quality action game compared to 'a game with action in it'. So telling you the DMC creator is making this game means shit to you. And then there's your attitude toward it from the jump.

You see; a meteorology major can talk to a lay man about the weather, but it doesn't help if the normal guy starts with, "Fucking stupid, useless weather man gets nothing right. So what do you think next week will look like?"

That is not diplomatic if you know who your audience is. In this case coming into a thread about a certain game, looking at a trailer for a moment or two, forming an overly simplistic opinion of it and granting negative vibes on those who favor the game. Not cool.

And if you need to be persuaded one way or another, don't rent the game. Don't want somebody who'd enjoy it more missing out on a copy, ya know.

Fignuts 12-02-2009 12:28 PM

Like I said, it's not the main selling point. Main selling point is the over the top action, ala heanly sword, devil may cry, and god of war.

Still, I've been agreeing with you the whole time that its still a major selling point towards a certain demographic, so I don't know why you're arguing with me.

My point is, myself, and a lot of other people would still want to play this, if the main charater wasn't a scantily clad female. The main character could be kane knight for all I care.

Well, as long as they ditch the whole hair as clothes thing anyway. ew.

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 2838347)
Like I said, it's not the main selling point. Main selling point is the over the top action, ala heanly sword, devil may cry, and god of war.

Still, I've been agreeing with you the whole time that its still a major selling point towards a certain demographic, so I don't know why you're arguing with me.

My point is, myself, and a lot of other people would still want to play this, if the main charater wasn't a scantily clad female. The main character could be kane knight for all I care.

Well, as long as they ditch the whole hair as clothes thing anyway. ew.

You... talking to me? If so, I wasn't addressing you with the last post. If not, good point anyway.

Fignuts 12-02-2009 12:31 PM

No.

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 12:32 PM

The latter, then.

Playing DMC4 a lot these days. Feeling action packed.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 12:55 PM

Ninja Blade has a B in the title while Ninja Gaiden does not. I can't believe you are getting so butt hurt over a faggy game with hair covered tits.

Fignuts 12-02-2009 12:57 PM

It's definitely causing me to lose sleep at night, yes.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 01:07 PM

Not you, I mean Kylax.

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2838368)
Ninja Blade has a B in the title while Ninja Gaiden does not. I can't believe you are getting so butt hurt over a faggy game with hair covered tits.

I meant gameplay wise.

And I don't know if you've heard, but I get Serious Business for everything I'm into now. It's my new policy since my return. This is a subject I feel passionate about, and while I held back in the past, these days I'll go all out. For years I've been accused of taking shit serious when I usually played it upper-casual, while reminding you guys that if I wanted to be elaborate - I could.

So after nearly quitting this spot for good, I figure I just keep posting and a) Really type what's on my mind no matter how long and drawn out it gets, b) Promote the idea that it's not that I take the message boards seriously, it's that I take my hobbies and subjects seriously and c) Not worry about people calling me on making things "Serious Business" (this has actually restrained me for a long time).

So yeah, call it 'getting butthurt' or whatever, but G figured it out since I came back. I suggest people come correct if they expect to be taken seriously in my arena. You came in here chatting, you should have been prepared for something like this anyway.

Or you could put me on ignore and call it a day, it's all on you, Josh.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 01:10 PM

Kylax, you are such a baby.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD (Post 2838377)
I meant gameplay wise.

And I don't know if you've heard, but I get Serious Business for everything I'm into now. It's my new policy since my return. This is a subject I feel passionate about, and while I held back in the past, these days I'll go all out. For years I've been accused of taking shit serious when I usually played it upper-casual, while reminding you guys that if I wanted to be elaborate - I could.

So after nearly quitting this spot for good, I figure I just keep posting and a) Really type what's on my mind no matter how long and drawn out it gets, b) Promote the idea that it's not that I take the message boards seriously, it's that I take my hobbies and subjects seriously and c) Not worry about people calling me on making things "Serious Business" (this has actually restrained me for a long time).

So yeah, call it 'getting butthurt' or whatever, but G figured it out since I came back. I suggest people come correct if they expect to be taken seriously in my arena. You came in here chatting, you should have been prepared for something like this anyway.

Or you could put me on ignore and call it a day, it's all on you, Josh.

also just lol. You know I'm completely just fucking with you. You are the one treating this as serious business. I'm just trolling.

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 01:13 PM

Typical.

My points stand so... I guess you should rent the game or whatever.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 01:18 PM

No, I'm not going to rent the game, just some porn.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 01:19 PM

But you probably already down loaded the illegal pirated verision of hairy boob witch, didn't you?

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2838382)
also just lol. You know I'm completely just fucking with you. You are the one treating this as serious business. I'm just trolling.

Keep trolling, makes no difference. I have time today waiting on my ride to another ride to Miami. In my free time I write up to a page (single, 10font) of a story concept just to erase it if it doesn't meet my standards. I've written treatments that are three pages long single spaced.

I have time on my hands for this shit. Typing is not a taxing activity. It really isn't the indicator of emotional investment many of you make it out to be. So I just don't get how trolling has become a viable tactic, at the very least against somebody like me (or KK, or the other 'tight wads').

A joke fails if no one laughs. A joke bombs if somebody asks if you just told a joke at all.

I don't know if you're trolling anymore, why not stop and consider context in the future?

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2838395)
But you probably already down loaded the illegal pirated verision of hairy boob witch, didn't you?

Not my style. I think I covered this in another thread.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD (Post 2838403)
Not my style. I think I covered this in another thread.

Hense why I said it.

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 01:30 PM

How very uninteresting.

BigDaddyCool 12-02-2009 01:32 PM

That isn't what myspace girl said about my cock.

jcmoorehead 12-02-2009 01:34 PM

So probably gonna download the demo of this when I get the chance just to see what it's like. Never played a DMC game except for a bit of 3, wasn't really overly fussed on it but I didn't really have much time to play it.

Kalyx triaD 12-02-2009 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2838420)
That isn't what myspace girl said about my cock.

I have no meaningful response to this.

But do you know why I can brush this off while I responded to your earlier posts?


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