Official Raw is...wait Survivor Series is this Sunday? Oops Thread (11-17-08)
 

Yeah so we get Punk vs. Orton again tonight, probably without a clean finish like the last two times these guys faced each other.

Also The In-Crowd vs. HBK/Mysterio

And a special Raw Superstar Open Forum with Stephania McMahon.

Should be fun

Might be watching.

While drunk??

Nah not getting drunk tonight!

lol we all need a day off once in a while

<font color=goldenrod>During the open forum, all the wrestlers should decide to rib Stephanie by asking loads of ridiculous questions.</font>

I might drink. But i'm on this workout program so maybe i shouldn't..

...and consequently be wished well in their future endeavours.

Are you REALLY the boss' daughter?

Really?

You?

hi Steph, was it weird when you're dad looked down your shirt?

A Raw open forum?

Punk: So was I really good?
Steph: Huh?
Punk: You know, last night.
Steph: I don't know what you're talking about...
Punk: You said that I was good with my ton....
Steph: TONGS! Yes! You were a good salad tosser, thanks for that.
Batista: :wtf:
Noble: :wtf:
Beth: :eek:
Punk: Wha....oh ummmm hehehe...*moves to the back*

<font color=goldenrod>Deuce: "Where the fuck was my Jimmy Snuka push you pricks?"

May as well, he's technically not been released yet but he's said to be right there. Get your money's worth out of it.</font> :shifty:

Ha. So the dark match had Charlies Haas playing the role of Michael P.S. Haas.

I can't drink during Raw because it seems I'm the only person in my hosue that knows how to pick up milk... so I'm getting it after Raw.

I think the open forum thing has potential.

Draw a map, 450.

And we get the hilarity straight off. Which will probably just suck.

This looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

Evening, fellas.

Gov. Sarah Palin called, she wants her look back.

Please say Santino talks this segment.

SANTINO IS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, uhhh... to everyone who talked about the Wellness Meter, Eat it, bitches. Eat it.

Good question!

Valid question, Randall. No answer will suffice.

Cody has something to say!

LOL at Deuce in the ring

Has a lumberjack match ever not sucked?

YES!!!

So when are they going to take credit for Lesnar winning the UFC belt?

I wanna see Dolph on the mic.

Eat shit, wellness meter!

Who's watching the kids?

That's a whole lotta bodies!

HAHAHAHA!!!

Give that man a Grammy.

lol Santino= greatness.

God damn, Santino is GOLD!!!!!!!!!

From WWE.com

Open heel mic night?

LOL Santino rapping!

Who gave HBM a mic, and who told Duggan that he's important?

Is Dolph going to introduce himself?

I love turning on RAW to Kelly Kelly.

VICTORIA IS BACK ON RAW!

ugh, Victoria is gonna job to Kelly Kelly

Nice, Victoria.

Ugh.

Was that a modified Shock Treatment I just saw?

ffs

Jillian is on the Raw team?

What crap is this?

what a bunch of heels!

MANU IS WRESTLING! SET YOUR DVR'S!

It's good to see Dancin' Dave without a title. It makes me happy in places where it really shouldn't.

I spy a Batista Bomb sign

So why couldn't Manu keep his tights that he wore when he debuted instead of generic black?

Yeah, I saw that. I meant on air.

OK, he's officially Manumaga now.

At least it wasn't a squash.

Cody is worse than Bam Neely.

This Sunday...Sunday...Sunday!

Guys, Goldberg just beat Scott Hall on Nitro.

Hey look, another ass Sonic game.

Does anyone else think Umanga is going to return Sunday and help Show beat Taker?

Jay Strongbow? That's random.

Strongbow?

............so just a waste of a few seconds? It's nice that they'll give props to the guy, but really?

That would be pretty awesome

Oh we may not be at the Pizza Hut, but Orton just got SERVED!

WONDERFUL!

Another injured wrestler gets Cena video treatment.

Crutchie.

And the crowd is reacts with indifference.

Bourne gets promo time?

YES MIKE KNOX!!!!!!!

..........Did they rehire Robbie and give him a new gimmick?

knox is perfect lumberjack.

Evan Bourne's done a Ricky Hhatton...

That was more awesome than anything little kiddie Bourne could say.

Did he turn on all those partners at one time? lol

This has been the most awkward Raw ever.

Guess What Dolf Zigler lol

DOLPH ZIGGLER!

DOLPH ZIGGLER!

And HBK knew who he was!

DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!!!!!

wow, my god, what an awful interview by Bourne there. that was near robotic like he was reading right from a piece of paper. I mean I know everything is written out, but jesus christ, do these guys understand what emotion is? Do they understand that every word should not be said exactly in the same tone? terrible

NOW LISTEN, THIS AIN'T NO MAKE BELIEVE!

But he can do flippy moves so he's forgiven.

RICKY ORTIZ IS A LUMBERJACK!

STAND BACK, THERE'S A MIDGET COMING THROUGH.

When did WWE resurrect Bruiser Brody?

Mysterio is out spreading booyakas like the AIDS

Morrison's abs are taller than Rey

When they realized they needed someone awesome on Raw.

am I the only one who is starting to like poochie?

13-10 Browns at halftime.

VINTAGE HBK!