Dumbest rumors you've ever heard.
 

Warrior = Renegade

CM Punk outpopping DX :shifty:

Warrior = Texas Tornado was :rofl:

Chris Jericho would come back and be a perennial mid-carder for the rest of his career.

I remember right before the 1993 Royal Rumble, some people were saying that Lex Luger was Hulk Hogan's brother. I don't know if that's actually a rumor that went around or if the people I was watching with were full of shit.

Also, the one about there being 2 different Ultimate Warriors was pretty ridiculous.

I remember when people around these parts were gloating because they knew The Rock's real name was "Rocky Maivia."

Hulk Hogan = Mr America :shifty:

ITT: Noid does not know what "rumor" means.

I don't believe in the word "rumor." You yanks and you're crappy spelling.

Rumour: An unverified account or explanation of events circulating from person to person and pertaining to an object, event, or issue in public concern.

I know what a rumour is. I was taking the piss out of those cynics who claim that a guy isn't going to go anywhere. And besides, those could both be considered rumours.

"It was rumoured that Jericho would not be used in a meaningful role."

"It was rumoured that The Rock's real name was Rocky Maivia."

"It is now confirmed that KK does not have a penis."

I'll admit I don't know what "ITT" means. I hate it when internet shorthand is used for anything other than a joke.

Owen Hart had plastic surgery
Lex Lugar being Hogan's brother
Cena doing more than 7 moves
Jeff Hardy Passing a Drug test
Vince caring about the fans
ECW was going to buy WCW
Earthquake was gonna turn face and tag with Hogan.

Brock Lesnar was going to return at Judgment Day 2005. Matt Morgan using the F5 and JD being in Minnesota were the indicators for this apparently.

cage headed to WWE:roll:

Kurt Angle headed to TNA. Come on now, get real. Get Damn real.

I'm not trying to make a joke, but I remember seriously hearing right after Owen Hart's death that it was fake. I wish it was.

Owen Hart died?

Eddie faked his death.


You see, because HE LIIIIIIED!

i remember some dude told me that the big show was andre the giant's son.

Didn't WCW actually claim that Show was Andre's son?

Yes

There were more than one Sting.

And Warrior

and Undertaker

and Kane

I once heard a rumor that Hulk Hogan once wrestled a matched rated higher than 2 stars.

Terry Funk's going to retire.

The irony. :lol:

I've heard Hogan has hit an Enziguri.

Bullshit.

I heard Hogan did a drop kick

I heard Hogan did Brooke.

That's hot

I'm surprised that no fake Brooke nudes have come out yet. Those photoshop porn guys are really dropping the ball here.

TNA: The Beautiful People - and "Ms. Palin":rofl:

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The fact that Mark Henry has maintained nearly 15 years of continuous employment, despite an accumulated almost 4 and a half years of injury, being relegated to OVW 4 times to learn more skills (dispate being trained initially by Stu Hart, then Bret Hart on the road) and continued proof he can't work the mic at all, this time by bringing in Tony Atlas, who never spoke when he was a wrestler. Is better than any rumour.

Vince McMahon was going to buy WCW.

Psh like Ted Turner would let that happen!

and brooke is a dog. Looks more like a man than Pappa Terry.

That Eminem would be rapping off against John Cena at WrestleMania 20.

Thought that was 19...

That Bret had 30 days reasonable creative control before leaving WWF.

Actually, That was true. He got to choose his tights and rental cars for every show. What more would you deem as 'reasonable' with Vince?

STOP! it your giving Vince ideas :shifty:

Kane (Festus) Undertaker (Brian Lee) and Sting (Jeff Farmer) Vs Kane (Glen Jacobs) Undertaker (Mark Calaway), and Sting (Steve Borden).

I'd make a Renegade joke too but he was stripped of his dignity when he was deemed not good enough to do an "ultimate warrior" gimmick. RIP Rick Williams :wavesad:



And the Ultimate Warrior is a joke enough :naughty:

Every few years we hear about one more match for Bret "Kicked Man" Hart.

Hulk Hogan was going to run for president.

Hogan running wouldn't be Bob Backlund approved.

I heard a rumor Bob Backlund wasn't Bob Backlund approved.

Yokozuna was going to join the Hart Foundation
Sid is Dead
Chyna is a man
Nicole Bass is a woman
They wanted Vampiro to replace Jerry Only in the Misfits
TNA was ever booked properly.
The Manhattan Incident

Fragment.

And you'll have to forgive me for not appreciating your "genius," as the irony is sort of deflated by my honest admittance that I have no clue what that abbreviation refers to. It loses a little of its impact.

You know Noid, you could have spent 8 seconds finding what ITT stood for so that the rest of us could come to a thread without it being tainted by the Noid vs KK/BDC/whoever shit.

ITT = In This Thread (amongst a lot of other things)

Back to the topic at hand, I remember for years that every news post (i.e. someone copy/pasting the Observer) always had a link claiming that Stone Cold or Goldberg was about to jump ship.

To be honest, I couldn't care what "ITT" means. If you want to say "In this thread," don't be so lazy and just say "in this thread." Thanks for the information, though. Also, I'm very rarely the antagonist in these "Noid vs. BDC/KK/Xero" things. I'm the one who calls for things to get back on topic (and for some reason that offends them).

I appreciate you trying to get things on track, but next time grow some balls and tell them to STFU and STFD. Besides, me saying I didn't know what it means was hardly what started it.

Whatever, I'm done. One rumour I heard once was that Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit were cousins. Dead serious.

Val Venus was gonna be pushed to the moon.

So you googled and wikipediaed it also? I did.:shifty:

one time i heard ken shamrock had died in a plane crash

The rumor that turnbuckles are made out of chocolate. It's just absurd. I mean, I guess none of us work for the WWE, so there's no way of knowing for sure. Seems false though.

Off topic here- I have a co-worker who says "Well that dude doesn't have a penis" way too often. BDC, you have just given me the greatest comeback EVER!!!!!!!!!!

If you were a sandwhich, I'd eat you.

dumbest rumor ever:

"We are currently switching servers. The newsboard will be back up soon! Thanks for sticking with us.
Check out our forums for the time being."

I don't know if I should give you a green dot or a red dot for that.... Someone get me a coin.....