If Noid and Kane Knight got into a fight, what wrestling match would it remind you of
 

I would have to say it would end up being similar to Brisco vs Patterson in the Hardcore evening gown match.

That time that Dick Johnson danced for the Miz while he was blindfolded

A Judy Bagwell on a pole match.

Al Snow vs Big Boss Man in the Kennel From Hell

It'd be like the match where Paul Orndoff almost killed himself delivering a pile driver

Cartman vs. the midget

And yes it's not a wrestling match, but I don't care.

FTW.

Also, just to clarify, Noid is the midget.

I STILL REMEMBER

Not sure how the Cartman vs. midget fight went, but I'm actually quite tall. :-\

Did Goldust ever face Rikishi? If so, it'd probably be a lot like that.

Spoiler:

Kane Knight wins via Kane Knight Kutter off a balcony through a flaming table covered in thumbtacks.

I can't imagine KK doing much physical activity. I've always imagined him kind of like a cripple but with crazy mind powers. And by cripple I mean morbidly obese.

I'd be reminded of a fatter version of Kane (wearing glasses) vs. Josh Matthews (for some reason, I got a mental image of Josh Matthews when thinking about Noid).

It would remind of that time Donkeylips beat up Michael. :shifty:

Destor, stop ruining my backhanded compliment! :mad:

Batista vs. The Big Show for the ECW Title in the Hammerstein Ballroom


And we (the rest of us) are the crowd. I, personally, would be the one starting the "SAME OLD SHIT!" chant for Batista.

Wasn't there also a "You both suck" chant during that match. That would almost be more appropriate.

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LOL @ Tazz

I love Josh Mathews, but physically I probably most closely resemble The Brian Kendrick appearance-wise. I wouldn't nearly do as many flips as Kendrick, but would keep the general pace of his stuff, and probably throw in more martial arts stuff.

So it'd probably be closest to being a serious Bobby Dempsey vs. The Brian Kendrick. Smell the ratings!

Kane Knight would have a huge sword and a dress though...I think he'd win.

mae young and fabulous moolah in an ovaries on a pole match.

Roddy Piper vs. Mr. T.

Jake Roberts vs. Rick Martel at WM 7

...
 

Turd Sandwich vs Giant Douche?

Ah, I love the true ECW Fans. You give your heart to these guys and they'll spit on it.

Anyways, I think KK vs Noid would be go one of two ways. It's either be as awesome as Ricky Steamboat vs Randy Savage at WM 3, or Hulk Hogan vs The Undertaker at WM X8. There is no down the middle.
.....Wait, there is a down the middle. HBK vs Hogan at SummerSlam. One of them will zealously oversell some bad offense.

450, did you watch WrestleMania X8...hell even heard of the main events? Rock/Hogan and Taker/Flair were what tore down the SkyDome.

I seem to have the wrong year.... My Bad.
But still, Hogan as a reborn babyface after the NWO run vs The Undertaker as the biker with short hair was bad, and I think the match I have in mind took place at WM.

It didn't. WMX8 was Hogan/Rock, WM19 was Hogan/Vince and he hasn't wrestled at Mania since, not counting his involvement with Hassan at WM21.

You're probably thinking about Taker vs Hogan for the title, which yes, was bad, but wasn't at Mania. It was at Judgment Day 2002.

Hogan/Warrior Haloween Havok or what ever the PPV was

Yeah, Hogan vs Warrior II at Halloween Havoc 98. It was the same ppv as Goldberg vs DDP...and DDP should have won.

Not that I am still bitter... :shifty:

I don't know why, but this image came to mind when I first read this thread...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemani...photos/WM3.jpg

I would be the one selling. KK is too much an asshole to care about selling offense, and too much of a lug to actually sell it if he cared about it.

The image I think we should be talking about is your avatar. Is she also Australian made? Please tell me she is.

It's his wife dude. OR SO HE SAYS :mad:

I figured that the guy dressed like a barber shop quartet singer in the background would be Alienoid