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Xero 12-29-2008 08:33 PM

Best Weapon(s) Ever
 
Of course the Steel Chair, just for being the standard in wrestling weaponry
Bowling Ball
Kitchen Sink
Head

What am I missing?

The Franchise 12-29-2008 08:35 PM

Cactus Jack's "Barbie".

James Steele 12-29-2008 08:35 PM

Bag of popcorn
kayak

El Fangel 12-29-2008 08:36 PM

Moppy
Shilly

FourFifty 12-29-2008 08:44 PM

Salsa.

"That's weak sauce, you baby!"

FourFifty 12-29-2008 08:46 PM

Seriously- a cookie sheet works quite well. It looks painful, it makes a lot of noise, they bend great, looks great, but does very little.
Same thing goes with trashcans.

ClockShot 12-29-2008 08:48 PM

Random road sign.

The Franchise 12-29-2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 2379901)
Salsa.

"That's weak sauce, you baby!"

lol a friend of mine who is one of those "wrestling is fake, thus gay" people was convinced not only do wrestlers use ketchup for fake blood, but also salsa.

KYR 12-29-2008 08:51 PM

Time-keeper's bell.
Random Title Belt.
Brass Knucks.

ron the dial 12-29-2008 08:52 PM

singapore cane

KYR 12-29-2008 08:53 PM

Green Mist.

Lock Jaw 12-29-2008 08:55 PM

The wedge of cheese in WWF No Mercy.

Vietnamese Crippler 12-29-2008 08:55 PM

Cheese grater.

thedamndest 12-29-2008 08:56 PM

Bowflew.

The Franchise 12-29-2008 08:56 PM

Snowballs (you could use them in Here comes the pain).

KYR 12-29-2008 08:59 PM

TV Camera.
Monitor.

Sledgey :D

Triple Naitch 12-29-2008 09:01 PM

Stop Sign. It's large, bends well and was awesome to use in WCW/NWO Revenge.

Lock Jaw 12-29-2008 09:02 PM

Salt/Powder in the eyes is a classic one that I have a soft spot for. You don't really see it anymore, though.

Vastardikai 12-29-2008 09:13 PM

Shovel.

McLegend 12-29-2008 09:25 PM

Nintendo

The Franchise 12-29-2008 09:25 PM

Frying Pan

Anybody Thrilla 12-29-2008 09:39 PM

I liked when Finlay cracked that laptop on Rey Mysterio's head.

Vastardikai 12-29-2008 09:42 PM

Stuffed animal. loaded with a brick.

The New Age Outlaws were great during that time.

JT 12-29-2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McLegend (Post 2380030)
Nintendo

You've actually seen that?

I go with the unmentioned...
Guitar
Car
Monster Truck
Production Camera (actually, going to say that's my favorite)

McLegend 12-29-2008 10:13 PM

Damn right I did. New Jack used it.

Vastardikai 12-29-2008 11:07 PM

What HASN'T New Jack used?

A wrestling move!

:shifty:

McLegend 12-29-2008 11:13 PM

You know that's actually a good question.

The Franchise 12-29-2008 11:15 PM

A gun?

Triple Naitch 12-29-2008 11:19 PM

An actual wrestling move

:shifty:

Savio 12-29-2008 11:33 PM

vinces bed pan

Savio 12-29-2008 11:34 PM

or anything when austin visited vince in the hospital

KYR 12-29-2008 11:35 PM

Bob Orton's plaster arm cast.
Luger's forearm :shifty:

McLegend 12-29-2008 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 2380458)
An actual wrestling move

:shifty:

O my.

.44 Magdalene 12-29-2008 11:38 PM

Zack Gowen's fake leg

KYR 12-29-2008 11:38 PM

Jimmy Hart's Megaphone.

.44 Magdalene 12-29-2008 11:39 PM

LIGHT TUBES

.44 Magdalene 12-29-2008 11:39 PM

CZDUB CZDUB CZDUB

Triple Naitch 12-29-2008 11:39 PM

Totally didn't see the black writing, Vastard. My bad.

Inadequacy 12-29-2008 11:53 PM

Judy Bagwell

FourFifty 12-30-2008 12:13 AM

D-Lo's chest pad.

KYR 12-30-2008 12:15 AM

Piper's Coconut.

My Final Heaven 12-30-2008 02:32 AM

I always had a soft spot for when Bret Hart put the plate under his jersey & Goldberg speared him. Any color Mist is good.

<-- AND of coarse, the plastic cobra.

Xerzes 12-30-2008 03:07 AM

Cactus

HeartBreakMan2k 12-30-2008 03:18 AM

Mad dog Vachon's prosthetic. Michaels vs Nash.

HeartBreakMan2k 12-30-2008 03:20 AM

Also, the glass table Team 3D used was pretty sweet too.l

thedamndest 12-30-2008 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 2380415)
What HASN'T New Jack used?

A wrestling move!

:shifty:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 2380458)
An actual wrestling move

:shifty:


Just a reminder, there is still time to vote for the Gangstas in the Better Tag Team competition!

My Final Heaven 12-30-2008 01:09 PM

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Haze 12-30-2008 01:28 PM

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Sledgy for the win!

Xero 12-30-2008 01:32 PM

Wait a minute. That video has the WWE bug yet there's a WWF logo on his shirt....

Haze 12-30-2008 01:33 PM

quick someone call the World Wildlife Foundation!

ozzman6669 12-30-2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by My Final Heaven (Post 2380949)
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I was about to mention this when I decided to watch the video !!!!!

Juan 12-30-2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 2379925)
Stop Sign. It's large, bends well and was awesome to use in WCW/NWO Revenge.

This and the old school, blue WWF folding chairs.

Volare 12-30-2008 06:03 PM

The "electrical" equipment so conviently next to the RAW/Smackdown/ECW ramp.

James Steele 12-30-2008 06:19 PM

The large crashpad with boxes and packing peanuts conveniently next to the entrance ramp.

Legend Killer 12-30-2008 07:29 PM

King of the Ring 1999- Road Dogg used a cupe against Chyna's Low Blow.

I once saw a guy give a DVD on a DVD Player...

Cowboy Bob Orton's Cast

Jar of Candy- Tazz VS Jerry "The King" Lawler

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The Franchise 12-30-2008 07:31 PM

Chyna's clit

Legend Killer 12-30-2008 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 2381479)
Chyna's clit

Don't you mean Ball-Gina?

Xero 12-30-2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendKiller2007 (Post 2381481)
Don't you mean cock?


Legend Killer 12-30-2008 07:41 PM

...yes?

Halbowsky 12-30-2008 07:57 PM

I was once at an ECW event when New Jack used a scarecrow

Theo Dious 12-30-2008 08:03 PM

...why the HELL has nobody said Scott Hall's stun gun???

Theo Dious 12-30-2008 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 2380415)
What HASN'T New Jack used?

Common sense?

Xero 12-30-2008 08:04 PM

I heard Noid once used a Strawman on KK.

Wasn't pretty.

Theo Dious 12-30-2008 08:05 PM

Also, even though I never liked him, Cornette's tennis racket is classic.

And the Mountie's shock stick.

Theo Dious 12-30-2008 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero (Post 2381500)
I heard Noid once used a Strawman on KK.

Wasn't pretty.

KK no-sold it though.

KYR 12-30-2008 08:08 PM

That just reminded me...

Big Boss Man's Night Stick.

ozzman6669 12-30-2008 08:37 PM

The Mountie shock stick !!!!

Anybody Thrilla 12-30-2008 10:40 PM

What about when Kane clipped Shane McMahon's balls to that car battery?

KYR 12-30-2008 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 2381733)
What about when Kane clipped Shane McMahon's balls to that car battery?

Now that always confused me.

I would've thought that the "clipping" would have hurt a helluva lot more than the "jolt".

Anybody Thrilla 12-30-2008 10:47 PM

You should probably go ahead and write the WWE an angry letter about it.

Xero 12-30-2008 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Know Your Role (Post 2381743)
Now that always confused me.

I would've thought that the "clipping" would have hurt a helluva lot more than the "jolt".

Think about how much tearing there must have been.

Theo Dious 12-30-2008 10:57 PM

I constantly marvel at the on-screen humiliation the McMahon's have subjected themselves to.

Xero 12-30-2008 10:58 PM

It all goes back to JR, in the end.

Triple Naitch 12-30-2008 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedious (Post 2381764)
I constantly marvel at the on-screen humiliation the McMahon's have subjected themselves to.

They really enjoy poking fun at their own private parts. Vince's ass and "grapefruits", Shane getting his balls electricuted, and Stephanie's tits are always a topic of conversation. And then the next night they go and accept some humanitarian award.

James Steele 12-30-2008 11:31 PM

:lol:

Linda's sell of the stunner is still the most embarrassing thing any of the McMahon's have done.

KYR 12-30-2008 11:36 PM

Paul Bearer's Urn.
Hogan's Belt.
MITB Bag.
Crutches.
RAW Sewage (see what I did there?).
Ring Steps.
Trash Can.
Trash Can Lid.
Lighting Gantry.
Steel Chain.
Leather Whip.
Cactus Jack's Barbed Wire Baseball Bat (can't remember what he called it).

Theo Dious 12-31-2008 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 2379930)
Salt/Powder in the eyes is a classic one that I have a soft spot for. You don't really see it anymore, though.

They both job to cremated human remains (Taker vs Hogan, Tuesday Night in Texas.) Your American hero Hulk Hogan defeats his opponent by flinging BURNT CORPSE in his face. USA! USA!

Shadow 12-31-2008 12:12 AM

Ladder.

Xero 12-31-2008 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedious (Post 2381865)
They both job to cremated human remains (Taker vs Hogan, Tuesday Night in Texas.) Your American hero Hulk Hogan defeats his opponent by flinging BURNT CORPSE in his face. USA! USA!

The only thing more American would be masturbating while eating a Big Mac.

Vastardikai 12-31-2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero (Post 2381887)
The only thing more American would be masturbating while eating a Big Mac.

Gives a whole new meaning to "Special Sauce."

:naughty::shifty:


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