Official Raw Thread (1-12-09): Kane hears voices, they tell him "YOU'RE GONNA JOB!"
 

So tonight we have...

Orton vs. Kane
Cena vs. HBK w/ JBL in his corner
Punk vs. Regal for the IC Title, if Regal gets DQed, he drops the belt

Love the title.

Hey Bitches! The guy with the Kane Mask Tattoo is here!

Hey bitch.

Gonna be a bad night for ya, Moneybags.

...........at least he's getting air time.

HBM in a dew rag = hilarity

Shawn looks sedated.

Am watching this.

Ha ha ha. Poor man's Wrestlemania tonight.

LOL

I'M ALL GROWN UP

Here comes Miss Piggy

God i hate Stephs theme,though she's lookin hot tonight which makes up for it.

Ah, Steph.... I'd hit it.

Breast reduction? :(

Jericho.

Here comes Jericho to ruin the fun like always.

Now this is how you start Raw!

You're turning into Jericho.

I hope Shane returns next week too.

ADAMLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fine burn, Jericho.

Whoa. Adamle's name made it in here.

VINTAGE STEPH!

WHERE'S ORTON!?

He doesn't give a damn!

YESSSS!!!

Sooooooooooooo.......... tweener Jericho?

LOL YOUR FIRED

hahaha they fired jericho HAHAHA

eh

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Yeah.....sure.

......while that was lame I want to see where this is going.

NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA

HEY HEY HEY

GOODBYYYYYEE

jerichos getting a pretty noticable bald spot at the crown of his head.

Ok,where are they going with this shitty storyline?

JBL will hire Jericho as his next employee

Now if they brought out say....one of those who got fired last week. We'd have something to laugh about.

:lol:

Interesting....

I would have loved to see The Brooklyn Brawler escorting Jericho.

Die, Poochie, die.

The Miz wrestling solo.

Oh great, rey and the miz, boredom in match form.

lol, Miz is stealing the old Owen Hart shtick.

WHO BOOKED THIS.

IT'S A 619 THANG

I WANT THEM DEAD.

Oh Fuck. Yea, The Miz is gonna job to the Mexican has been jumping bean. Yea. I'm gonna go watch that Pac video someone else posted during this match unless I hear the names "Morrison" or "Knox".

I love Mike Knox.

Young Rey Mysterio?

Is this 1996 again?

A Knox Watch Advisory is in effect.

Reality Check

Jericho vs. Vince at Mania perhaps?

VINTAGE MIZ!

LOL Jericho is more important then this match!

SWASHBUCKLING!

619!!! OMG

What a shock...

Booooo

Wow, amazing impact and selling of the double knee gimmick.

Mike Knox!

:roll:

And here comes tramp boy...

KNOX!!!!!

MIKE KNOX!!!!!!!!!!!!

MONSTROUS BULLY!!!

Knoxout please please please

Knox beating up on Rey.... I approve!

Damnit

GET IN THERE AND FUCK HIM YOU BEARDED WHORE

Nice flip by Knox, he could easily replace Spot Monkey Bourne.

What..................no. Just no.

"as Rey stands tall" LOL

What bad acting by Candice...

Hahahah Punk no sold Candice

Huh?

Whos the bitch?

And cm punk doing the standard wrist exercises that look like he's preparing for a mega jerkathon.

I need a beer.

I like regal but this match bores me.

Burn Notice commercial> this raw so far

Same here.

Meltyface

Remember kiddos, Punk loves girls with brains, not random Skinamax skanks.

That seem to have aged 5 years in the past 2. :-\

A Vince return promo!

Old School Vince lol

EPIC

IT'S CLUBBERIN TIME!!!

CM Punk vs. William Regal for the IC title. Take 2.

There he goes with the wanking warmups again....

Punk didn't point to his invisible watch :(

Granny outfit is back!!

It was stolen by Cryme Tyme.

Which week isn't Regal in a foul mood? Thanks King.

wow, a breaking news scroller.

Wow. Even got a ticker going.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

*sigh*