Me meeting Bret Hart
 

I finally got around to scanning these two pics on...so yeah...here you go.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...26816_6070.jpg


http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...26815_5802.jpg

Did he talk about Montreal?

Oh wait, he wrote about it!


Rob loves this type of thing...

Did the bell ring when you had him in that hand shake?

Did he try to sell you a VHS?

Yes, and I was presented with the championship belt you see in the background of the second pic. I walked away, holding it in the air, with mock confusion on my face.

Was his friend, Bill Goldberg's foot, there as well?

Yes, but he was escorted away for being too "in your face."

Did he mumble "fucking ungreatful marks" while shaking your hand?

Did he start crying?

Probably, don't all stroke victims cry?

I know I'd cry if I took Jeff Jarrett's finishing move.

You've been purefied my friend.

Yeah I don't recognize Bret without tears coming out of his eyes.

Zen seriously only posts in threads that have to do with Bret. It's like whenever Bret is brought up, his balls start to tingle or something.

you shoulda asked him to put you in the sharpshooter.

Bret is god.

lol bret hart jokes

I always picture a TPWWer meeting with Bret Hart as sounding like this.

Are you over it? Why aren't you over it? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

I always wanted to meet Bret Hart while wearing a Shawn Michaels mask.

Would you be flying in?

And when I mean flying, I mean falling.

"Hey Bret, just thought I'd drop by."

I get it, family tragedies are hilarious!

Enter the signing dressed as the Blue Blazer, on a motorcycle, and carrying a Goldberg picture for him to sign.

That pretty much sums up most of TPWW :D

:wtf:

Because that's how he got his stroke. :roll:

He was on a bicycle :roll:

Wow, he's a bigger pussy than I thought.

:foc:

Was it a bicycle built for drool?

:roll:

I heard the banana seat had a special drool gutter which drains the drool directly onto the road.

Zen is there too. He's just under the table.

BAWWWWWWWWW

Greatest. Thread. EVER!

you shoulda asked him if he is still having sunny days on the road
did he try to sleep with your wife/girkfriend/mother?

Bret Hart is one of my all time favorites, so why the fuck am I laughing at this thread? I feel so conflicted right now...

Bret is one of my favs also. I prolly would've been too anxious to say anything.

The older Bret gets, the more he looks like Jools Holland.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/gr...8/ftdet128.jpg

http://www.easier.com/myads/images/9...ls_Holland.jpg

Sascha looks like the bastard child of Bret Hart and the Yeti.

Or A-Train. Take your pick.

Hey Narc, cry about it a litte bit more, man.

Word

I'd poo myself if I met the hitman

much as he probably pood himself when he had his stroke?


Yeah I don't really find that funny either :|

I don't think you'll find many to argue that one.

I'm not crying about it, it's just a little ridiculous is all. Have you nothing else to contribute other than what you'd imagine Bret's semen tastes like? I mean, come on.

This could explain the Sid incident.

Wrestling today sucks so why would I waste my time contributing to any of that tripe?

Secondly, I frequent the NHL thread and you will occassionally find me wandering about the music forum.

Good day.

Then stick to those forums. In here you're basically a spammer.

Which is basically what everyone in here is.

There is little more to a thread than taking a Ryan Clark original from the main page, badly punning the title and then everyone lines up to try to say something funny regarding it.

Yeah, everyone.

:roll:

What you call me?

dumbass

This is Juan nice post.

By the way, TPWW is built on Spam, so shut up, Narc, and define "wrestler".

Contributing every once in awhile because you're intruiged by a thread is one thing which is what most of us do. Only contributing when one subject comes up and saying the same exact shit everytime is ridiculous. It's seriously THE ONLY thing I've ever seen him talk about. Would be one thing if that account was a sock but come on.

Yeah, the only thing I would get defensive about from my post if I was you was the generalisation I used. Real sharp.

<table class="tborder" width="100%" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/re...tation_neg.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p240202177" width="50%"> Me meeting Bret Hart </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">01-19-2009 02:50 AM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> Fabien Barthez </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">you are a main culprit of poor comedy.</td></tr></tbody></table>
lol you're not serious are you? I think you have me confused with someone else.

Juan thing's for sure, it was probably me.

And yes, I'm going to beat this Juan joke into the ground.

lol, feel free. I've heard them all at this point...

Juan joke at a time?

:shifty:

Yes, just Juan.

So there's Xero chance at catching you off-guard.

xero juan xero juan xero xero juan xero

lol binary code

lol WeX

I haven't confused you, ton confuse someone would require having a clue who they were in the first place, before the forgetful part. I just don't see any posts and think 'Hey, that's our Juan' or anything. I think you did that Match of the week thing. That was cool. But if you are going to neg rep me for basically making a correct statement, then I am not going to concern myself too highly regarding my response.

<table class="tborder" width="100%" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/re...tation_neg.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p240254377" width="50%"> Me meeting Bret Hart </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">01-20-2009 12:33 AM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> Fabien Barthez </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">fuck off!!</td></tr></tbody></table>

So you have no clue who I am, yet you say I am the biggest culprit of poor humor? Please cite some of this "poor humor" if you are so sure it exists.

If you had bothered to read this post, you will see that what I am saying is I don't know who you are, or can remember a single post you have made. I just responded to the neg you gave me with another neg and assumed you were the same as various other jobbers around here.

I am not going to look for post to prove a point I gave so little interest and point in making. This is merely the result of having a blank text box and nothing to type in it because of your vague and unspecific personality.

The following neg rep was again, a response to another one from you. that one was no mistake or callous peice of writing, I just want you to fuck off now.

I hope this is all cleared up now and you can move on and return into the distant background of my life.

K that's great. Just don't make ridiculous generalizations. Not everyone in here is a spammer. Next time you should not say someone is a main culprit of something if you have no memory of any of their posts. Makes you look like you have no idea what you're talking about.

I think the problem is, I had no idea what you have ever talked about. But you have really called me out on something I can scaresly remember doing and dont give a fuck about (subject or personel). So, qudos.

And I admire that you are running around repping who you can to give me another :n: neg rep, but I would love it if you stopped. Every time I lose another 11 points, another piece of my soul dies.

Yeah, that "I don't care/I don't remember" card always works.

What made you re-edit to add a 'just'?

It didn't make me take any extra notice of the direction.

This is you "not caring" right?

Just checking. [/spam]

Well, I do pay some attention if you are going to talk directly to me. Even more if you actually have something of substance to say.

Also, and this will be my last retort to you squire, did you just neg rep me with bad humour?

Yeah, I figured that I'd give you some bad humor since that's how this whole thing started.

So it was bad humour done in the spirit of bad humour, to poor humorous affect. I have my example. Goodbye.

You win! I hope you have a fulfilling day now. :wave:

Yeah, poor humor tends to have that affect.

Effect.

lol thanks Carl