Official Raw Thread (1-19-09): Our Lord Almighty Has RETURNED!!!
 

Live from Chi-Town, Mr. McMahon returns to Raw after his near death experience. And no, NOBODY DIED!

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Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice...a contract signing for the World Title match at the Rumble takes place tonight with JBL and John Cena.

Also, CM Punk looks to capture the Intercontinental Title in his hometown as he faces William Regal. This time with No Disqualifications! Will Punk become the second fastest wrestler to win the triple crown in WWE history or will he fall victim to the flying shoe of Layla?

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These answers and more at 9pm EST!

That shoe thing always makes me LOL

Look, it's CM Punk...

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...practicing to dig his own grave.

EDIT: Okay, from my perspective it looked like digging. <_<

He's throwing dirt on his push. :shifty:

I really want to see Randy Orton punt someone in the head tonight. I don't care who. After my day all I want to do is see someone get kicked in the head.

And what is this not House pre-Raw shit?

Huh?

house is on before raw tonight.:wtf:

Some show that isn't House is on right now before Raw. I am not happy with this change.

So everyone else has House right now and somehow I have NCIS? What the fuck?

But House is on Fox right now, new episode.

You're missing out.

M'eh, I'll just scope it later. I don't want to see half of a new episode.
That's why God invented Nintendo.

But still, NCIS sucks.

I don't know, the chick that used to protect the president in it was pretty hot.

We'll probably get Chris Jericho's situation addressed tonight. Don't ask me why, but I can see Jericho being added to Cena vs. JBL. Perhaps merely to make some more room in the Rumble Match, but I can dream that it would be to put the World Heavyweight Title on their best heel in time for WrestleMania, can't I?

CM Punk will probably win the IC Title tonight, which could be very cool. They might do something like have a heel run-in and help Regal, and join him and Layla as a servant, or something, though. I'd actually love to see a Punk vs. Paul Burchill mini-feud.

Except for the millions of fans who don't care about Burchill.

Watched some of the McMahon DVD today to get me ready for tonight. God I hope they don't drop the ball on this. The Rumble is my favorite match of the year. Kinda hoping they add some Battle Royal type of deal for like the 30th Spot.

What do the millions of fans who don't care about Burchill have to do with my opinion? Besides, Burchill actually gets pretty good heat when he is used. And the whole idea would be to make people care.

Here we go...

Well, Raw has started, and all I have to say is "WHAT'S UP BITCHES!!!!!!!!"

Good heat?

Crickets chirpping doesn't count...

I remember ROFLing while this was happening.

I can't believe it's only been 6 months since Vince's brush with death.

I'm seriously thinking of getting a MLK Jr poster. So I'm not black, who cares? It's all a matter of civil rights.

6 months ago...........our very own FourFifty won 200,000 dollars and rickrolled Vince McMahon.

Tonight. Who knows.

Evening everyone.

Paul, I can't feel my legs!

Hasn't it been longer than 6 months?

Of course he meant Burchill, since he wouldn't break kayfabe.

ORTON!!!!

and your winner of the Rumble...

Wooooooooo. Orton to open the show.

Jilian sounds like she's got the giggles.

Somebody fell asleep at Sunset Tan this week...

:shifty:

COFFEE KINGSTON!

I HEAR THEM SHELTON
I HEAR THEM KWANG

JAMICAN ME STARBUCKS!

Here comes the man that defies the heel/face boundaries!

Kane in 2001 Rumble owns all.

Wouldnt it be like kanes 14th or 15th counting Fake Diesel and Issac Yankem?

...Randy, Koffe, and Kane?

...que?...

I still like Kane. I hope he kills Santino tonight.

LOL Santino!

new Priceless theme is even worse than before.

NEW PRICELESS THEME!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow...kind of hate this Priceless remix.

Oh god they are using the new version of this theme for the CD....

I think it's fitting.

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO THE PRICELESS MUSIC?!

Is there a torrent for the cd yet?

I can't play my air guitar anymore. :'(

4 Heels 1 Face and Kane.

OMG KANE IS MESSING WITH THE LIGHTS!

LOL Dibiase took a bump after kane turned into him

BTW, FourFity, do you have your money?

LOL Santino!

"were a Team!"

BOOOOO

this is like the shortest battle royal ever.

Everything Burchill has done:

* Teaming with William Regal (leaching off his heat)
* Pirate (people loved it)
* Creepy relationship with sister (got a lot of boos)

I've never seen Burchill heatless. Maybe his stuff on ECW, but I haven't been paying too much attention to that. For crickets, as much as I love him, see: Burke, Elijah.

Orton wins!

What a cluster fuck of a shitty match

That was gayer then Chuck and Billy.

That was quick.

Random thought: Ted DiBiase is a third generation wrestler. Sorta, anyway. And it's never been mentioned.

Most of it. Didn't blow it all on hookers and booze.

Orton is starting to look like the monsters from I am legend

I love how randomly Kane goes between face and heel roles. It's almost like he's a McMahon. With a 36 inch penis.

The only time he had any remote of heat was when he was a pirate and even then it wasn't much.

Thank you. I was going to bring this up tonight after Raw by talking about Mike DiBiase.

This is going to be a shitty show....6 guys are already done for the night, and we are 15 minutes in!

How this show didnt start with vinnie is beyond me.

I think they have, actually. They just forget to mention the third a lot.

The Legacy needs to get a stable theme and quick, so that Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase can both use it. Seriously, I'd honestly prefer it if they used their father's music, or remixes of their themes. Never been too up on the "Priceless" theme.

The Voices CD thread is making me want some Jack SWAGGA on RAW tonight.

Because Vince is the main event, duh.

Plus the contract signing.

Plus Punk/Regal which will hopefully go around 12 minutes.

So. Who's gonna buy the Cubs?

PUNKER!

Listen to his stuff earlier into his run with Katie Lea. He actually got some really good boos. I don't even think he deserved them, but he got them.

Punk.

Kelly's gonna get killed.

Maybe they can fit in some Jack Swagger?

oh good.. get the piss break out of the way early

Keep an eye out for superfan.

Kelly needs to wear pants that work.

Kelly's pants are falling down.

And lol @ the fat guy with the Kelly sign

Wow. Setting them up and knocking them down tonight.

Can we say...SQUASH?

On an unrelated note, check this out.

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Even though Kelly still sucks, I still like her more than Candice Michelle or Michelle McCool.

:lol: I'd love to see Steph fire Orton, just for Vince to give him his job back.

"If I win, we all win."

Randy is quoting the Brain now?

I think there's a better Master Sword floating around somewhere.

can we please kill this economy JBL angle

I would rather him quoting Bobby than Sid.

"Remember guys, I have half the brain you do!"

It's pretty obvious. Vince is coming back to announce he is the winning bid. He then makes Lou Pinella hit the ump with a chair after every ejection.

WWE CHAMPION...BUSH!

if that were to be true, the news media would go nuts :lol::lol::lol:

It's a bit sad that I'd actually mark out if Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase turned on Orton, beat him to a pulp, kicked his head in, and then became their own leaders. Shows how little I actually care about Orton.

Winner, and new utter cunt champion:

It's good to see a heel with a stalker instead of a face.

Rosa is Beth's intern!

Rosa's nose looks funny.

I fucking love Beth so much

"PPPLLEEEAASSSE can we keep her?!?!"

Gayness Alert

Orton's bulge is rather pathetic

look at her stomach!

FATTY FATTY FATTY