Official Raw Thread (2-2-09): I wonder if Kane can still shoot lightning bolts
 

Live from Randy Orton's hometown of St. Louis

Confirmed matches:

Kofi Kingston & Rey Mysterio vs. Kane & Mike Knox

Candice Michelle vs. Beth Phoenix (Santinoooooooo)

The final spot in the Elimination Chamber will be decided

Orton and Legacy will respond to getting blown over by the wind created by Shane McMahon's fists.

That was horrible last week. You have one little guy throwing punches like Mr. T and WM3, and they all sold it. Next thing you know on Raw Shane will use his jedi powers to force Figure Four Leg Lock them.

Nah, Kane hasn't been able to shoot a lightning bolt ever since the wonder of the world disappeared.

Orton is in his backyard tonight. I expect something REALLY big to go down tonight.

Mr. T was at Wrestlemania 2, not 3. This is vital information that you need to know.

Anybody know where KoOS has been?

banging fat chicks I'd assume

I think they wanted to play Shane up like he is the man. Then either switch em to join Legacy or something...lol

I wonder if Mike Knox's beard can prevent Kane from jobbing again.

Candice vs. Beth should be botchtastic.

My bad.....

Though the simile unintentionally holds up under scrutiny. FACT.

You know what's absurd? Shane McMahon did something that Triple H couldn't do the night before. TRIPLE H

just announced: live sex celebration- randy orton and stephanie

Cena vs Jericho tonight the ad just said

Stream for anyone who needs one tonight: http://livewrestling-hd.com/

Looks like Stream 1 should have the live Raw...click around the others and you may find some retro Attitude Era stuff if you get bored.

Well, Raw just started.

WHAT'S UP BITCHES!?!??!?!

Evening everybody.

Sweet, Uconn kicked Louisville's ass.

Shane O'Mac starts it out

Dolla Dolla

I'm hoping somehow someway they start ending this JBL/HBK fued soon so can do Taker/HBK at Mania.

Here comes tha moneeeeeey


Should be a good raw.

Cena v Jericho could be great.

I just thought. Why exactly would Jericho be out there to back Stephanie?

That segment looks alot better once it was edited lol

WE WANT ORTON! *clap clap clapclapclap*

Orton vs. Shane.

Oh gee.

No Holds Barred at NWO for Orton and Shane-O...should be interesting. Hopefully Shane can get into shape in 2 weeks.

Anybody else loving these gas mask shirts?

How'd he do it? VOODOO!!!!

Well least if they let Orton dominate at NWO could be built to be a pretty sweet Heel headin into Mania

Hey, look...Randy is digging himself out of the hole.

whats the crowd chanting??

:lol: Pefrect.

ZOMG~! Orton was faking getting beaten up!

That's one way to explain Shane's bad punches.

heh yeah.

Nice explanation.

Hmmmmmm. It all makes sense.

Thank fuck they realised they fucked up bad enough to come up with the backtrack. Rightfully so.

Orton's thighs are way too shiny.

I wouldn't mind seeing Orton & Priceless vs Shane, Manu, and Sim next week.

Kill him, Randy.

That was a good promo right up until this.


EDIT: Actually,that was good in the end.

Do that, but last week.

Shane McMahon is the Karate Kid.

All for nowt...

What the?

I turn my back and I see kendo stick in his hand!

win...win...fail :(

They backtracked out of the awful "Shane sees off all three Legacy members" angle by explaining it away, only to re-run it again.

Jesus, all I wanted was one god damn RKO. I better get it before NWO.

Well. They got the rest of the night to make up for last week and just now.

I still believe shane will get RKO'ed by the end of this show. Shane getting an advantage with a kendo stick isn't as bad as him just using punches.

Time to start my Afro Samurai commercial count.

Mickie baby

MICKIE JAMES SIGHTING! Yessssssssss

I just can't get into supporting cm punk for some reason.

Oh god not regal again.

I don't think I've ever seen Layla wrestle

Has Layla wrestled since she was on ECW?

Why do I find this match uninteresting?

fuckin weak.

Cos regal sucks.

Lame.

Technically she still hasn't

So much for WWE booking their champions to look strong.

The Blue Cage!!!!!

Does the Hell in a Cell not count as a steel cage match or wha'?

Did I just see a WWF logo?

It's the Intercontinental title. We're lucky if WWE remembers to book a feud over it every couple months.

They can use that one. Just not the scratchy one.

Nah, technically the rules are different so it's two different matches

I never understood that. The World Wildlife Fund had an Attitude Era logo also?

Performance Appraisal? hahaha

hahaha what!@the hbk/jbl segment advertised

Please fire HBM tonight so we can just get that match out of the way at NWO.

And this Priceless theme still bites.

This new priceless theme sucks,please change it back wwe.

Employee Performance Review? Wonderful.

Oh, and somebody switch Priceless' music.

Is it me or did Legacy oil themselves up to oblivion?

:lol:@those idiot fans in the crowd

Fixed.

Lesson #1 when Orton is your mentor: apply at least three bottles of baby oil as part of your match preparation.

Did I just hear a "whoop- there it is" chant?

the hell was that?

Lame.....again.

Ooooh,interesting.

Shad has ceremony before an elbow drop. Congratulations, Shad, you're Road Dogg.

Yes I know that was a knee. Fuck you.

:shifty:

Rodney King all over again

So, just to make sure I have this right...

Priceless can beat the hell out of a 6'7" guy in his mid-20s, but get owned by an out-of-shape 40-year old two weeks in a row?

They still sticking with this storyline?

Why did they use Burchill's theme in the background there?

I thought Mickey backed out of this.

I think they're about to cancel it.

Mike sure looks desperate in that Taco Bell commercial.

WWE needs to get their shit straight

I say Rourke doesn't wrestle but shows up and costs Jericho whatever match he is in at Mania

I think it also cost him the Oscar.

That would be pointless.

Sneaky camera is sneaky.

They missed out jerichos entrance?:mad:

Planning the attack.