Captions 02/01-02/07 2009 *SmackDown! + New Bonus Image Up* Due 02/10/09
 

Old School Captions are returning. The rules are simple, all you have to do is write a funny caption for the images contained in the thread (post the image above your caption).

TPWW Captions Team
Xero
Tedious
Know Your Role
Hasney
FourFifty

Since WWE.com is all flash and I can't easily get the images, I will be selecting a few images from each show, about one per segment. The weekly threads will contain a total of anywhere from 10 to 20 images. PPV weeks may contain up to 30 and the PPV images will either go up before or with RAW images. I will also be including "bonus" images, which can be anything from old events, TV appearances or non-WWE images. You may PM me suggestions for bonus images.

I will start this thread every week and edit it as more images become available (RAW, ECW and SmackDown!). You may caption any or all images at any time. Once the final captions go up (SmackDown!), you will have three days* to get your captions in. After the three days (on the fourth day, probably), the best captions will be put into a poll and the top five will be put on the main page. The top one will become the Caption of the Week. At the end of the month, each Caption of the Week will be put up against each other in another poll for Caption of the Month.

Comments on others' captions is encouraged.

*Note: Three days is the guideline for this but you may submit captions until the actual poll goes up.

This week's images:

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Bonus Image(s):

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JBL: Dude, smell my fingers.
HBK: You're sick, John.

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*Poke*
JBL: You're...
HBM: Don't go there...
*Poke*
JBL: A...
HBM: I'm warning you, Bradshaw.
*Poke*
JBL: HOMO!
HBM: ....:'(

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Invisible crystal ball!

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JR: Yeah I saw the picture too. Santonio Holmes' cock is this big!

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JR ... And Vince said the only way I could be a worse looker for TV is if I did the robot like this

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Cena also likes to "overcome the odds" in his spare time, and will show you now with his Jericho action figure.

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Unfortunately for Boogeyman, even blowing Triple H didn't get him into the upper-midcard.

rofl

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Cena: You...Complete...Me.

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Ted: You see Horny?
Shad: Little more... Wait, yeah, I see him. He's dead.
Ref: Uhhhh.... I guess sealing the aprons shut wasn't such a great idea after all...

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Having inadvertently mis-read the dosage instructions, John hoped the result of his latest 'roid fix would go unnoticed.

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Jericho: Fredzilla!

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It just goes to show, people are funnier drunk and spaced out on cocaine.

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In a shocking turn of events given Cenas new size, Chyna still showed him up in the shower.



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...and in the my dream, the giant carnivorous bottle of BBQ Sauce was this big!

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WWE's new corporate trust building exercises leave much to be desired.

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JR: So I said "I dunno Vince. I'd have to say there's no way your penis could be any bigger than this". Next thing I knew I was on Smackdown!

Can we add other pictures/captions here or should we send suggestions (links) to you for the next one?

Send me suggestions.

I'm still perfecting this, so I may bump the number of bonus images up if need be.

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Can you see me yet?

Okay, someone tell me how to do the picture thing again? Right click on the pic, then click on the picture [img] and paste it in, right?

I'm getting the X square.

You could always just quote someones post and then go from there...

Not reading any others before doing mine, so if I end up with similar jokes, IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

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Orton JBLs the apron on the way into the ring.

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By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

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CAWdy, ever the heel, interrupts the first ever WWE Wheelbarrow Race.

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Damn Cena takes all the focus off of Jericho.

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STOP! Hammer Time!

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DESTRUCTO DISC! HAAAAAAAAA!!!

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JBL: You will be my partner in the Wheelbarrow Race... and you will... be the wheelbarrow.

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WWE's new concept match: No Ring-Mat Match. Touching the mat leads to instant DQ.

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Alright! He's out! Time to get his lucky charms! :naughty:

Bonus Image(s):

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Can anybody find meeeeeee.... somebody toooooo love.....

I'm at work so can't see the images right now. Someone help out and tell me what the bonus image is - I have an idea just need it confirmed.

It's JR wafting the aroma of shit towards him, and it looks like he's smelling it too.

I guess I could make that a caption

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Shane: Randy... You pee on that logo, and you're finished.

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Rey shows the Hulkster how to take a chokeslam.

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Here we see the territorial Orton, marking his territory in his natural habitat.


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Referee: YOU give him the CPR, I ain't touching those lips.


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Preliminary attempts to graft a white man onto a black body are a dismal failure.


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Jericho: How am I not supposed to see you when you're FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!


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In many cultures, if you can snatch a cruiserweight out of the air, you get three wishes.


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Beth: TOUCHDOWN!
Referee: The Superbowl was YESTERDAY, Beth!


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JBL: Shawn, nobody who falls for the "what's that on your shirt" trick is suitable to be my employee.


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To make extra money, ECW is now promoting "invisible chairs."


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Steelers fan: two days after the win and still hasn't washed off the makeup off.


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'Swog: How exactly do you manage to put up with it?
Finlay: I just kind of block it out.
'Swog: Aren't you concerned about long-term effects?
Inside Finlay's Head: Ima tumor Ima tumor Ima tumor... Ima tumor Ima tumor Ima tumor...


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JR: TOUCHDOWN!
Lawler: We already did that joke with Beth.
JR: We did?
Lawler: Yeah, and nobody wants to look at YOUR tits.

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Randy plots revenge on the man who stole his pants.

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William: I took all this Ecstacy and now my hand is moving all weird. I'm freaking out man...

Layla: :rofl:

CM: Make it stop... MAKE IT STOP!!!

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Even Ted and the referee were discusted when Cody DDT'd Shad in the pile of dog shit.

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John: Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a Canadian...

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Rey: I'm gonna fly away, once and for all!

Kane: NOOOOOOOOOOO! :'(

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Beth: Holding... In The Endzone... Number 65 Offense... Automatic Safety!

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John pushes the button on his HBK-bot, causing him to lose his smile.

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Driving his invisible Go-Kart, Tommy picked the wrong time to take his hand off the wheel to wave at his buddy.

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Fan off-camera: Hey Boogey, ever hear of a videogame character called Earthworm Jim?

Boogey: :drool:

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In a shocking turn of events, the Irishman Finlay gives his son a... Polish Hammer?

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JR: Where the Eagle Soars!

Two more bonus images up, courtesy of KYR. :y:

:lol: If only I could see which one's they are.

West/Tenay and the Guitar shot. ;)

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Jesus Jeff. What else you got hidden up there???

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Raven: THIS is how you do the El Kabong...

Jeff: Ok... oh look, a quarter!

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Mike: What's a 6 letter word for "People who run TNA?"

Don: Geniuses?

Mike: No, "Geniuses" is an 8 letter word, you Idiot. Wait a minute... THAT'S IT! Idiots!

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West: Can you believe this? CAN you believe this? Can YOU BELIEVE this? Can you BELIEVE THIS? CAN you believe THIS!?

Tenay: UNNNGGGG.... *SNAP* .......I need a new pencil.

West: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!

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Orton: Last week it was the force punches, this week it's invisible Mr. Socko... Greeeeatt.....


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Regal: For the last god damn time, No! You cannot cross an elephant and a rhino! They are unrelated animals and are not able to breed with each other!
Punk: Elelphino! :rofl: Gets me every time!!!!


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CAWdy: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Ted: He's black, and thus, he's been to jail. He's used to it. :naughty:


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Little did Vince know, the writers were joking when they said "Well let's just show Cena on the titantron for two goddamn hours this week!'


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This was to be known as the worst high school play of Romeo and Juliet ever.


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.....and all millions of fans could think is "I'd kill to be that turnbuckle right now."


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(seconds later)
JBL & HBK: RHIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Somewhere in Tampa, Fl, Hulk Hogan is groaning at the worst leg drop ever.


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(insert your favorite recently fired superstar here): WHY GOD, WHY!?!?!?


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Swog: Tell the story again, dad, tell it again!
Jack: No, god no.... not again....
Swog: Come on dad, plllleeeeeaaaassseeee!!!
Finlay: Alrighty! So Triple H was fucking this corpse in a funeral home.....

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God tends to split when he gets horny.

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Delusions of Grandeur 101.

Tenay (thinking): How can I try and make West look good tonight?

West (thinking): How can I try and make Tenay look good tonight?

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wweisneat: John Cena.

So Xero, are we going to do the CoTM again?

Assuming you mean Caption of the Month, I hadn't thought about it, but yeah, I will. Just slipped my mind.

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Regal: "And then Inigo asked him if he knew a man with six fingers."
Layla: "And then he said "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.""
Punk: "STOP SAYING THAT!"

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Ted: "Cody, stop squeezing him so hard! You're making him fart!"

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Just goes to show where the WWE wants to place all the focus.

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Beth: "HHH's match is over. Can I stop holding up the glass ceiling yet?"

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Shawn: "No, John, the Vulcan Nerve Pinch is done on the shoulder..."

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Tommy Dreamer's shits look AMAZINGLY like Matt Striker.

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Boogen: "What do you mean, "nightcrawlers are an endangered species."?"

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Finlay: "And when I open my hands, your quarter will have disappeared."
Swog: "Make it reappear from Swagger's butt! <hehe>"

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No, JR, you'll never be accepted for Dancing with the Stars.

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Tenay (reading): "How do you keep an moron in suspense? Turn paper over."
West: "Dammit, Mike! Find the answer already, it's almost time to start the show!"

Hmmm not very good at this but I'll give it a try to support Xero getting it off the ground.



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Perving cameraman #1

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Regal: LOL I told you not to be a big man. Dude you can't handle your booze!

CM Punk: Owww my head. Did I do anything bad last night?

Ref: :naughty:

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Dibiase turns on Cody with a fantastic Bushwacker Spear combo

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Thou shalt not worship false idols. Jericho better stop worshipping his giant sized John Cena poster.

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Since leaving WWE, Kane has made a success out of street performing with his flying Rey Mysterio puppet. You can't even see the strings!!

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Beth Pheonix impressions #1: Stag in car headlights

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JBL: Then Hogan pokes Nash, makes the cover and wins the title

HBK: Poor Goldberg. WCW sucked.

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Tommy Dreamer's hatred for anything WWE was so EXTREME that he would even dropkick WWE turnbuckles. Luckily, WWE wrestlers were prepared to sacrifice themselves to protect WWE and it's trademarks

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Except for Boogeyman who finds all WWE trademarks appetising

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With the evil Lord Swagger defeated, the soul of the leprechaun was released forever.

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JR: Ladies and gentlemen, I have called this press conference to announce that the robot dance is popular once more!

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Zbysko: Dude, your farts smell of guitar

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West: Hey Mike where did you get your pencil from?

Mike: Ummm...I brought mine with me

West: Oh my God! Why can you never find a pencil when you need one?

Mike (biting his tongue): Yeah

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Seriously, Russo? That's how you want to book that match?

I really considered not doing this one, but... to heck with it.

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"My vag is THIS big."

:nono: at me...

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JBL: Finger Poke of DOOM!
Shawn: I should have never agreed to this...

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Beth proudly raised the decapitated head of Stevie Ricards to the heavens.

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JR: Honestly! I am telling you, it was this big!
Crowd: :roll:

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*Writing this week's Impact script*

Tenay: Steiner hits him with a.....umm....
West: Mark McGwire Rookie Card!!!
Tenay: No. Just no, Don. :nono:

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Chris Jericho watches The Happening.

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Tenay: And then you say, "THATS SO BIZZARE!!!!", Don.
West: Does one have to go down that route?
Tenay: Look, you agreed to bring that TV shopping persona over to TNA, Don
West: But one would have to look at the social rammifications of diluting ones sophistications below his station.
Tenay: Well what would you say?
West: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

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JBL: I don't care if your ARE HBKool96's fav!!!! Dave said you WILL lay down for me!!!

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Edge: Amy! Long time no see!
Boogen: :wtf:

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TNA unknowingly exposes the bizzare process that produces Disturbed songs.


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Now that TNA has pencils with erasers, its storylines should definitely improve. Too bad WCW didn't figure this out ten years ago...

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TNA introduces the Scantron booking sheet.

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Randy: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcccccccccccccooooooooo....
Shane: Not this time mutherfucker!

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C'mon! he's gotta have some more somewhere!!!!

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Ted: Jeez CAWdy, this isn't how they did it in Oz!

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Kane: Owen????

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Beth: VOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOO DICK....

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Who's next on the Boogen Blowjob Cam!

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Finlay: Okay son, It's time you learned how you were made!

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You Ma ma ma Make me Happy! (simple dave)
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Jarrett: Trust me! It works just like having a lighter!
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West: Who the fuck said anything about writing Tenay!!!!!

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JR: And the great jar of BBQ sauce rose from the dead, and ascended to the heavens! Can I get a BAHGAWD!?
Crowd: BAHGAWD!
JR: BAHGAWWWWWWWWD!

As a one time CoTM winner (and a million times in second place) I would like to offically be the first one to nominate a caption to run for CoTM.


That may be one of the greatest tpww.net jokes, ever.

:rofl:

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Shane McMahon was ready to throw down but little did he know that MMA fight George St. Pierre had greased up Randy's thighs before the event.



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Bad news: Shad died shortly after this manuever.
Good news: A woman in the front row got a perfect photograph of Ted Diabase's ass.

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Many people had heard rumors of Kane's background in Dentistry for years but his display of skill in the arts of the Jedi took everybody completely off guard.

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NAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIKENYAAAAAAA YALAKESHIMIDA
*All of the animals in the Savannah look up to cheer*
IT'S THE CIRCLE, THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!


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Fans look on as Matt Striker is unaware of the humiliation he is about to endure.


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Nigga, what is JUIICCE? Give me some of the purple stuff.

Ahem.

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I'll have SmackDown! images up sometime tomorrow. Hopefully before noon EST.

Face the facts. The Pink Iguana will never catch on and spread like the rugged good looks of Steve Blackman.

I'm conflicted...



































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dave told me that jbl vs hbk was going to be hbks last match. is this true?

hbm (he's my fav) is going to bust his ass and beat jbl (bad bad man) to a bloody poppy...then hbm will see jbl's family sitting in the front row and become sad. god almighty (he's my fav > your fav) will come down from the heavens and will free hbm from his misery.

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Randy: Come on Shane! You finished yet?
Shane: Nope, hold on... oh this is gonna be a big one! :D


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Referee: What... the... fuck?

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Hardy: Me horny! Me take you to cave for sweet, sweet thump!

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JBL: Are these real or plastic?
HBK: :'(

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Fans were furious when they found out that due to WWEs new PG-13 direction, the "Undertaker Forces Blowjobs" story was dropped

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Ted: Leave him Cody he's mine.
Cody: No!! Cody wanna ride big black train.

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WWE Clusterfuck: A Name We Take Seriously


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Matt's new gimmick: The guy walked into my fist, what do you want from me?


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Referee: Dammit, this black on black violence has got to stop!


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Hey Michael Phelps... SMOKE THIS!


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The Brian Kendrick insists on the Heimlich maneuver following each match, whether he needs it or not.


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Referee: OH MY GOD... SOMEBODY CALL RYAN CLARK QUICK!!!


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Rather than actually wrestle, Umaga and Funaki decide to show the crowd how Operation is REALLY played.


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Edge: TOUCH-
TPWW: Dammit, Tedious, you did that one twice already!


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Big Show: Jesus Christ, man, do you eat garlic at EVERY meal???


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Referee: My God man, my KIDS watch this show!!!

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That Tommy Dreamer and and his invisible Go-Cart, crashing it into people again. :roll:

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Kane shows off his levitation powers

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WWE wanted to try a literal David vs. Goliath storyline with Cena and Jericho. Unfortunetly for Jericho, he saw the spoilers..."Goliath Wins".

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Matt Hardy SMASH!!!

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UNDERTAKER: AHHHHHHHHH!

BIG SHOW: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

UNDERTAKER: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

BIG SHOW: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

EDGE: I can see your nuts.

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Striker: Come onnnn, lucky seven! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

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Taker: WAZZAAAAAA!
Edge: WAZZAAAA!
Ref: WAAZZZAAAA!
Cameraman: WAZZAAA!
Show: *Sigh* Not this shit again...

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WE ARE THE WOOOORRRRRRLLLLLD

Look at the ref's expression. :kiss:

Allow me to rephrase myself.
The rugged looks of Steve Blackman was the best tpww.net joke that was put into captions. While I still believe that the lizard is better than Steve Blackman the caption that compared Boogen to Blackman was the greatest tpww.net joke in captions.
So in closing, Lizard > Blackman.

I agree with FourFifty, but will add that Blackman is still the goods.

Can someone gimme some info on this lizard cause I have no fucking idea!

It's quite simple, really.

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What am I supposed to understand?

This:

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What does it symbolize?

The lizard is a cake.

And the cake is a lie.

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D'Von had to make sure he hid around the corner from the cameraman so that he wouldn't be shown on WWE TV until his TNA contract expired.

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Matt: I can slam a tornado! Do you really think I'd have any problems clotheslining a Hurricane?!?!

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Lil Naitch: MVP has won the toss and elected to receive.

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TBK: I BEELEEVE I CAN FLYYYY!
Zeke: Well, you've got enough reefer in your system to...

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TBK: James Brown's got nothing on me...

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Ref: NO! You'll burst her implant!

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Announcer: Umaga Horner, sat in a corner, eating his Christmas pie. He stuck in his thumb, pulled out a plum and said:
Umaga: ARGLEBARGLE!!!!

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Edge was caught in the middle of a flashback to his appearance on You Can't Do That on Television.





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Little Naitch: Man, I really hate my new job as sponge boy.

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Umaga: Oy! The only I'll be able to 'rassle this here Asian into submission is if I jam my thumb up its bum!

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Taker: Tap! Tap!
Edge: Shut up taker707!

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Ezekiel: Ok, show of hands. Who wants to get ass raped next?

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Regal: Hey Punk, did I tell you about that new tattoo I was getting on my hand? It'll say "strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

Chick: :D :| :-\

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Ref: WAIT! STOP!! You touch her and she'll snap in half!

Thank you for clearing that up good Sir.

I don't usually correct captions... but... :naughty:

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Worst. YMCA. Ever.

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Umanga: Now to really piss it off, I'm gonna jam my thumb up it's butthole!

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Miz: IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!! STEGOSAURUS!!

Triple H buries the iguana.