The TPWW Bible
 

Post the rules of the road and things which are just fact, right here, on TPWW.net!

Examples:
HBM/Heart Break Man = Shawn Michaels
Fairycakes = THE Brian Kendrick
Noid = Noid post.

Boreicho = Jericho

God = Braden Walker

Braden Walker giveth you brains, Braden Walker knocketh them out.

Jiggletits = JBL

Coke Rat = CM Punk

Sweetums = Mike Knox

Rey Mastrio = Rey Mysterio

Melina = Melanie?

CAWdy = Cody Rhodes

Butterlips = Big Zeke

Sticky this.

I'm fairly sure I was the first person on tpww.net to start calling him Soma Joe.

Vince McRainMahon

Candice Michelle - Melty Face

Cripple H hasn't been used for a while.

CAWdy Rhodes is a classic, kudos to whoever came up with it.

I think it was KoOS.

Any variation of "he who shalt not be mentioned"/playing ignorant to anything involving him as if nobody remembers/knows who he is = Chris B****t.

(Additional: for any reference to Rey Mysterio's alleged World title run, see above.)

Well, then... KoOdos to KoOs.

Hmmm... this could make a good TPWW Bible. Direct all new posters here so they aren't completely baffled when they sign up.

I like that idea.

shut up taker707

Dancin' Dave = Batista

shut up taker707

Spoiler =

Smiley = Jack Swagger

Hornswoggle = The 'Swog
Kofi = Coffee/Jamaican Me Crazy
Hawkins & Ryder = Ryder & Hawkins :shifty:
Better Wrestler = ANYTHING YOU GODDAM LIKE NARC OK???

Thank you.

Sid = The Shits

This isn't a TPWW Bible without an army of Steve Blackmans.

Just stir the pot a little more why dontcha!

The Renegade

OK, so what is the deal with MB and the lizard?

Oh, and Legacy=The new hot shit!

Photoshop is funny because it's fake.

You must first spread some rep before giving it to Krimzon7 again

Mike Adamle = Don West

Don West = (Insert sports player here) ROOKIE CARD!

Used Cotex>Don West

This post = 200

Spam

Exactly, which is the purpose for my putting it here. Now Noobs will have an accurate example of spam!

Thanks for your cooperation Juan.

I was just contributing to the spam, not pointing it out.

Spam

Well, this is really turning out to be one hell of a comprehensive TPWW Bible eh? It almost rivals that other Bible that did pretty well in all good bookstores near you, the Holy Bible. Almost.

By the way, when people say "never judge a book by its cover", I think you're playing it pretty safe if its a leather book with a cross on the cover. Judge away.

Of course, the final judge will be our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

Laters.

lol wut

Is Class Act Carl being repackaged as a born again Christian?

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Bible
Bi⋅ble
   /ˈbaɪbəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [bahy-buhl] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
4. (lowercase) any book, reference work, periodical, etc., accepted as authoritative, informative, or reliable: He regarded that particular bird book as the birdwatchers' bible.

Not saying that the TPWW Bible isn't of Biblical proportions, of course.

I hope so. We need one around here since Kenny left.

Reverend Carl

Testify!

Yes it is my new gimmick. My name... is C.A. Carl... and I am a born again Christian, which makes me holier than thou!

Tell me, Carl, what does the Good Book suggest I do today?

Today, the Good Book suggests you donate generously to the Church of Classology. It'll make you feel good, and it won't cost a thing.

Except the money.

Class Act Carl's new Avatar

http://scrapetv.com/The%20Visual/Cho...rt%20throb.jpg

I don't have any money.

Do you take used condoms?

The Church of Classology frowns upon used condoms.

Literally.

That stuff's a bitch to get out of your eyebrows.

And if you drop a Bible from a great height, it can kill a mouse, can't it?

Just goes to show that maybe the Bible isn't all good.

Make it or break it!

So, the mouse dying wasn't a bad thing...............It was a good thing!

:?: who is that

Nipple H - Stephanie McMahon
________ = Chris Benoit

:wtf:

Mizark = Mark Henry

Ok, so Sock = ????

Exactly.

indeed.

Well...after I shoot you a few times you will be holier then thou