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Just John 02-16-2009 02:09 PM

Metal Is the gayest genre
 
Come on, long hair? Leather? Give me a break.

Discuss how gay metal is in this thread.

El Vaquero de Infierno 02-16-2009 02:12 PM

Not as gay as drum'n'bass.

BigDaddyCool 02-16-2009 02:24 PM

http://www.musicheadquarter.de/image...das-priest.jpg

He has a point...

El Vaquero de Infierno 02-16-2009 02:28 PM

Rob Halford is to blame for the leather...but then again, he is gay.

El Vaquero de Infierno 02-16-2009 02:28 PM

Priest rock, though.

Juan 02-16-2009 04:02 PM

I enjoy metalcore

IC Champion 02-16-2009 04:15 PM

I agree. Metal was awful. It's from the 80's though, what can you expect.

Gertner 02-16-2009 04:57 PM

can't disagree here.

DaveWadding 02-16-2009 05:01 PM

Dance music: by fags, for fags

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Funky Fly 02-16-2009 05:31 PM

Not gonna lie, metal was pretty gay looking black in the day. Dance music is actually gay, though.

And the Scissor Sisters. Never seen anything gayer than that.

thedamndest 02-16-2009 05:38 PM

<img src="http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee284/gamasutra/ChrisCarrabba-1.jpg">

Juan 02-16-2009 05:47 PM

Black fucking Sabbath

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Gertner 02-16-2009 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveWadding (Post 2438548)
Dance music: by fags, for fags

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Middle aged men, walking around in skin tight leather pants with long hair. Seems kinda gay to me.

thedamndest 02-16-2009 06:47 PM

As opposed to flocks of young boys walking around in skin tight girl jeans with long hair? I would say having sex in the back of a tour bus is way straighter than going home and blogging about how nobody "gets" you.

ron the dial 02-16-2009 07:40 PM

i would say that queercore is probably gayest genre

Just John 02-16-2009 10:21 PM

not gonna lie, those sound clips are hilariously terrible. You pause one and the other starts again.

Either way, I wasn't thinking of Judas Priest-esque 80s metal. Although that is gay too.

http://www.thegauntlet.com/interviews/pic/CC.jpg

this is gay.

Dance music is a sweeping generalisation. House and commercial trance are very big in the gay community, but Drum n Bass, Rave, Hardcore, Speedcore etc. really isn't.

thedamndest 02-16-2009 10:30 PM

You know how many types of metal are big in the the gay community? Zero. There are zero types of metal that are big in the gay community.

CSL 02-16-2009 10:38 PM

lol worst troll ever

Just John 02-16-2009 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedamndest (Post 2438906)
You know how many types of metal are big in the the gay community? Zero. There are zero types of metal that are big in the gay community.

because all metalheads are in the closet. metal is such a pussy genre as well. all that talk about mass murder and rape and gore and yet its always the little goth kid that gets stabbed. faggots.

Juan 02-16-2009 10:50 PM

Just John, you are so full of shit.

thedamndest 02-16-2009 10:53 PM

For a man with such precise knowledge of dance music and the homosexual community, you are making some pretty bold claims.

The Mask 02-16-2009 10:57 PM

death metal is the gayest.

thedamndest 02-16-2009 11:00 PM

There is nothing homosexual about necrophilia.

Inadequacy 02-16-2009 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedamndest (Post 2438656)
As opposed to flocks of young boys walking around in skin tight girl jeans with long hair? I would say having sex in the back of a tour bus is way straighter than going home and blogging about how nobody "gets" you.

However, the gayest of all are young boys walking around in skin tight girl jeans with long hair and a Slayer t-shirt.

Just John 02-16-2009 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mask (Post 2439038)
death metal is the gayest.

The Mask truly understands here. It's just queers who think they're hard really.

CSL 02-16-2009 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just John (Post 2438954)
because all metalheads are in the closet. metal is such a pussy genre as well. all that talk about mass murder and rape and gore and yet its always the little goth kid that gets stabbed. faggots.

Pretty sure it's always the black kid that gets stabbed

thedamndest 02-16-2009 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inadequacy (Post 2439098)
However, the gayest of all are young boys walking around in skin tight girl jeans with long hair and a Slayer t-shirt.


I wouldn't want to meet the conflicted soul who would wear such an outfit.

Just John 02-16-2009 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CSLi Manning (Post 2439110)
Pretty sure it's always the black kid that gets stabbed

If by 'black' you mean 'goth' then yes it is the black kid that gets stabbed.

Gertner 02-16-2009 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just John (Post 2438886)
not gonna lie, those sound clips are hilariously terrible. You pause one and the other starts again.

Either way, I wasn't thinking of Judas Priest-esque 80s metal. Although that is gay too.

http://www.thegauntlet.com/interviews/pic/CC.jpg

this is gay.

Dance music is a sweeping generalisation. House and commercial trance are very big in the gay community, but Drum n Bass, Rave, Hardcore, Speedcore etc. really isn't.

Trance is more common in the gay community than House.

Just John 02-16-2009 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gertner (Post 2439132)
Trance is more common in the gay community than House.

yeah, I did have a feeling that was the case actually.

Inadequacy 02-16-2009 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedamndest (Post 2439111)
I wouldn't want to meet the conflicted soul who would wear such an outfit.

His mother is my boss and I'm pretty sure she loves her tattoos more than him.

Gertner 02-16-2009 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just John (Post 2439139)
yeah, I did have a feeling that was the case actually.

Whenever I popped E it was usually at Trance shows where I could tell you SOOOOOO many stories of the gay shit I saw happening as opposed to House shows where it was more about the music and dancing.

Anathema 02-16-2009 11:52 PM

nah, glam rock looked proper gay compared to metal


http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7039/tailztd9.png

Skippord 02-17-2009 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just John (Post 2438954)
because all metalheads are in the closet. metal is such a pussy genre as well. all that talk about mass murder and rape and gore and yet its always the little goth kid that gets stabbed. faggots.

what the fuck does that even mean?

Penner 02-17-2009 01:13 AM

Gay metal is all right. I like hetero metal better.

Downunder 02-17-2009 01:32 AM

Just John has lost the plot

gorak 02-17-2009 05:16 AM

Just John - fuck you . just fuck you .

i hope you dance till you die - sooner the better .

Downunder 02-17-2009 06:08 AM

Also how can wearing make up and singing about 'nuthin but a good time' be gay.

http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpres...ison_group.jpg

Downunder 02-17-2009 06:09 AM

The least gay man on the planet:

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lemmy-mojo-300.jpg

Just John 02-17-2009 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downunder (Post 2439594)

Because there is nothing gay about a handlebar moustache and long hair. :roll:

Skippord 02-17-2009 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downunder (Post 2439594)

FACT: Lemmy pointing gives girls orgasms

Boondock Saint 02-17-2009 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gorak (Post 2439589)
Just John - fuck you . just fuck you .

i hope you dance till you die - sooner the better .


lol

Just John 02-17-2009 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gorak (Post 2439589)
Just John - fuck you . just fuck you .

i hope you dance till you die - sooner the better .

LOL it's posts like this that just make it all so worthwhile :lol:

Arashi Kage 02-17-2009 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just John (Post 2438886)
....Either way, I wasn't thinking of Judas Priest-esque 80s metal. Although that is gay too.

Come on Johnny boy, I'm gonna guess that you're all into "hip-hop" or related material that tries to pass itself off as "music". :rofl:

Anyway, I can't argue with you about that pic of those guys you posted, you just shoulda left off the "... that is gay too" part with regard to Priest.

ozzman6669 02-18-2009 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just John (Post 2439696)
Because there is nothing gay about a handlebar moustache and long hair. :roll:


Yeah, a guy that fucked over 1500 women is surely gay !!!!

Gertner 02-18-2009 12:48 AM

and 1500 men

Just John 02-18-2009 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozzman6669 (Post 2440400)
Yeah, a guy that fucked over 1500 women is surely gay !!!!

I want Proof.

No, Kage Hip Hop doesn't get off easily either. While I don't think Hip-Hop is made by queers (with the exception of Eminem). I think everything after 1992 was such pussy shit. It had a chance to be rebellious, but blew it when rappers started wanting mini chandeliers in their cars.

I don't listen to much drum n bass anymore, but it's not gay by any means. The scene is populated by angry Rastafarians that are even more homophobic than TPWW. It's all about the electro industrial.

IC Champion 02-18-2009 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downunder (Post 2439593)
Also how can wearing make up and singing about 'nuthin but a good time' be gay.

http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpres...ison_group.jpg

Wow, atleast one of those is a tranny.

Kane Knight 02-23-2009 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downunder (Post 2439594)

What is that? John Astin ten years post mortem?

TPWW: Where nobody's ever met an actual gay person.

Stickman 02-24-2009 01:43 AM

PUnk is the worst.

ron the dial 02-24-2009 02:56 AM

that is a false statement

Inadequacy 02-24-2009 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stickman (Post 2446608)
PUnk is the worst.

I say thee nay!

WestNZ 02-24-2009 07:44 PM

Metal is Gay??? i think not, mayvbe one gut or 2, but not the lot, METAL IS FOR THE GODS

Just John 02-24-2009 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2445663)
What is that? John Astin ten years post mortem?

TPWW: Where nobody's ever met an actual gay person.

yeah this place is seriously the most homophobic place I've ever been to I swear :lol:

Metal is by far the gayest genre. Talk of rape, murder and pillage. Remind you of a certain group of people? That's right, the vikings. Vikings were by far the gayest people in history. All that time spent alone, cold on a boat? Gay sex was imminent in those days.

Fignuts 02-24-2009 08:06 PM

Actually it probably wasn't, given all the raping of women.

Also, yeah 80's hair metal bands are definitely pretty gay. But most metal is pretty much the opposite of gay.

Just John 02-24-2009 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 2447266)
Actually it probably wasn't, given all the raping of women.

Also, yeah 80's hair metal bands are definitely pretty gay. But most metal is pretty much the opposite of gay.

No it is definitley homosexual. Your point is invalid, my beard is a windmill.

Oh yeah can I join Miltznutz? kthxbai

NeanderCarl 02-24-2009 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2445663)
TPWW: Where nobody's ever met an actual gay person.

Hey, I lived with one for a couple years in uni.

Not like that.

I have no problem with gay people at all. In fact, if there's one thing I hate more than a poof, it's a homophobe.

Purgatory 02-24-2009 10:06 PM

I can definately agree on the seemingly gayness in 80's hair bands. Twisted Sister was one of the first music vids I saw as a youngster and I recall being very confused. Bunch of ugly girls that sound like guys, or a bunch of guys that want to be really ugly girls and still sound like guys. My mother said "It's their culture."

Needless to say, I stopped watching metal vids for awhile.

slik 04-25-2017 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan (Post 2438991)
Just John, you are so full of shit.

He was JustFullOfShit

Sepholio 04-25-2017 03:01 AM

TECHNO TRIED TO DESTROY THE METAL BUT TECHNO WAS PROVEN WRRRROOOOONNNNNGGGGG

YEAH

METAL

It comes from hell.

Sixx 04-25-2017 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedamndest (Post 2439051)
There is nothing homosexual about necrophilia.

man, i miss thed.

Juan 04-25-2017 05:14 AM

Me too

RP 04-25-2017 12:25 PM

Just Juan


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