Gimmick Match
 

COme up with the dumbest gimmick match of all time. I will post mine later I wanna hear what everyone else has first

I hope some Psyco kills you and makes you into a skin suit.

So Hanso picks a Skinned Alive Match?

I'd go along with it, as long as Kane86 jobs out

Jaun you know your only cool on this forum. Outside of here your probably a fucking doormat that lets everyone walk all over him. Then you get on here see a person way better then you. Then you have to attack him showing picture of all the family members that molested you. Why don't you show everyone on her allt he lovely pictures you have sent me? Thats right you don't wanna lose the only place that makes you feel in charge. But instead of being a doormat that says Welcome your doormat that says insert here go fuck yourself if you don't know what i am talking about. Now shoot back something you think is funny then you will send anothjer pick of your dad that molests you ever night......................... Your such a fucking cliche without this forum you would have probably killed yourself. Well why don't you get off this board and kill yourself. The world would be better off....

Ummm... WOW.

That's a fucking lie. Juan gets walked over constantly on TPDub. ;)






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I would liek to meet Juan in real life. I really would jsut so i could slap him around a bit. I bet it would be easy as easy as his MOM!! Oh yeah that was real mature.

Uhh...what? :wtf:

I Feel i ahve to explain nothing to you.

ROFL! You're so ridiculous, it's not even worth it to "get into it" with you. Also, here's another dick pic for your rep sheet...

I accidentally positive repped you, my bad.

I'm so confused

What?

BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP!

Winner Gets To Suck the Loser's Dick & Ass Match

Loser goes ass to mouth match

EXPLODING CHICKENS DEATHMATCH

Loser Stays in Town Match - The loser of the match must move to the town where the match was held until the next time the company comes back around

Reverse Battle Royal!!!






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anything out of Vince Russo's mouth in a board meeting

Doomsday Chamber of Blood



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Baked beans bikini match.


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Anything TNA does.




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Get this, an entire PPV of cage matches!

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Even better... An entire PPV of TRIPLE cage matches!!!


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Man if you look at some of the matches TNA has and look at all the rules i get a fucking headache i am still not clear on King of the Mountain. Ultimate X there is no telling what you have to be able to look at the red x. You probably have to pin the guy to the count of 10 then make him submit for 45 seconds straight. The cut his forehead with razor blade in the shape of a star. The write an essay on whats crippling the economy. Man i would love to slap the shit out of Jeff and Russo. Jeff might fight back but Russo will only get tough when he ahs someone to hold him back. GO to wrestlinggonewrong.com and you'll see what i mean about russo. Look up Roddy shoot on Vince Russo on live TV.

LOL! Kane 86 says I am I a joke.

LOL!

Big Vito 22 came up with a really good one in the "book worst wrestlemania ever" thread.

Battle of the Reps

Two posters enter, one red dot thrives.

Are you really a rapist?

No answer my question dick mouth

how about we put a title shot in a briefcase, and put it over a ladder? Yeah, yeah, then let's have 8 mutherfuckers in there to battle for it. and if you win the case, you get ONE Year to cash it in...

Wait.

At least on paper it sounds stupid, actually glad it's not.

George "The Animal" Steele Bullrope Match - Like a regular bullrope match, but instead of touching all four corners you have to successfully eat a turnbuckle from every corner. The referee will determine if you have eaten a sufficient amount of turnbuckle before moving on. You may not throw up and you may not use condiments.

Lol dick mouth.


This is shaping up to be the best thread ever.

Anyway, I propose a match where the turnbuckles are BAH GAWD LITERALLY made of chocolate.

The lead gloves, cement shoe empty area match- both 56 year old wrestlers must be fitted with cement shoes and lead gloves and start on opposite sides of an empty arena and must find each other and fight till there is a winner.

I think we need to restart the Retarded Noob Search.

It wouldn't be much of a search at all, really

I think you should shoot yourself

JR BBQ sauce match. The only way to win is to cover your opponents limb in JR's good ole sauce....and eat it.

I like Frilly better