TNA Thread 3/12/09 *BDCA*
 

Since there doesn't seem to be one yet... I'm actually excited solely for the Don West/Mike Tenay dynamic. West did some of the best commentary I've heard on TNA last week.

I'd like confirmation that this thread is BDCA. Until then it's closed to future posting.

NO its not

Cue another 30 posts by Kane86 and Xero

Who now?

I was just assuming. Made an ass out of me and me.

NO you didn't your A OK keep on i wanna hear what you have to say. Xero is on a power trip you will have to excuse him.

It may still be BDCA, but to be safe I advise you to edit your title until final word. :mad:

If i knew how to edit the title I would :(

:mad:

HELP ME JESUS

Angle is so controversial on the mic.

Controversial Angle is controversial.

BTW, it wouldn't be Impact without an Angle segment to start

Foley looks like an old dog with that hair.

Yeah, I'm actually watching Impact. This is a low point for me.

He looks more like a homeless man than ever.

JB: a true pillar of journalistic talent

Don't worry, there's plenty of room below the line of tolerable wrestling to watch. CROSS THE LINE

Foley was sifting through a garbage can outside of that business conference Jenna was at.

Is there gonna be a GIMMICK MATCH tonight?

I bet there is!

Maybe a match of TEN TACKS

GORE! GORE! RHYNO BRAND GLUE! GORE!

When did Daivari get the Camo gear?

You know, I never really noticed until now, but for someone who likens themself to a rhino, Rhino has the shortest stride when he runs.

DON WEST!

Don West has the best tie in the history of the world.

Haha Tenay is actually humoring West. And West is supposed to be the heel?

lol

That sig is fucking GOLD

lol rollup

Holy shit, Daivari is the new Undertaker!

Can't wait for the first ever Scarf-Covering Match!

Man, JB gets no respect.

Next week on Impact...

Why do they need parasols inside the arena?

Wish someone else would get in here.

:(

:rofl:

What is Steiner wearing? I haven't been watching TNA at all, so I don't know what he's doing, but...

:rofl:

Man I missed it, what was he wearing?

It's ok though, he's just under stress. Samoa Joe has been trying to murder him with a machete for weeks

Backwards hat and like a jogging suite. Pretty much something Cena would wear during his first run.

I think the hat threw me, but I'm so used to seeing me going around shirtless.

LOL, what!? Are you serious?

Man, TNA is AWESOME when watching it in WrestleCrapper mode.

Those are the official Main Event Mafia track suits. Because all mafioso wear black and yellow running pants.

Ah, okay.

Yeah, they look ridiculous.

I can't make this up. Samoa Joe is bringing his "Nation of Violence" to TNA, and Scott Steiner is his first victim. Two weeks in a row, he's pulled a giant machete on Steiner and threatened to slit his throat.

:rofl:

Sting picks Eric Young? He's fucked.

lol

LOL, no way...

Samoa Joe is channeling the spirit of Mike Tyson

2007 called, they want their gimmick back.

Well that was only mildly racist.

Hi Xero.

And DarKCentaur.

Kiyoshi? Hahaha Angle is better off kicking his ass

Kurt Angle is still gold.

wow... that was a waste

What up holmes. (sorry, LAX rubs off on me)

Matt Morgan has a bag with an as-of-yet undetermined amount of tacks in it. Is the point of the tack match to see who can count out 10,000 of them the fastest?

yep... the match of counting

I can see why Abyss wants no part of it. What if he pokes himself on one?

I dunno who's forehead is worse: D'Von's or New Jack's

New Jack's... you can't even make it out anymore

Ok I need a beer now.

:wave:

Why is he still in that insane shirt thing? Its been like 5 months.

Wow, they're giving away this match now before the PPV?

When are they going to do Mankind vs Abyss?

TNA makes my head hurt

I see about ten tacks.

that was the gayest ending

BAHGAWD BIG BOOT!

Matt Morgan is gonna count and he's not leaving the ring until there's 10,000 dammit

and that's a crappy lookin tat on Mat's back. almost like he's trying to mimic Brock's tat but it's not even close

Needs the penis sword first.

EXACTLY 10,000!

West is just so ridiculously over the top, and Tenay is just playing right into it. Then he pretends like West didn't even say anything

I think Morgan cheated. I only counted 9,463

I counted 100... I refuse to count beyond 100

Just moments ago, the thing I just watched happened.

LOL fucking Don West. Yeah you tell him Mike.

HE'S GONNA GETCHU!

Abyss is a wet, wet man.

I missed it. I did see West leave again... and then Abyss spit all over the camera

Does she approve of that sort of thing?

Why are they still doing the Palin gimmick?

WHOA WHOA WAIT since when is there a female ref?

I don't know but I like that attire.

Oh it's Traci Brooks.

Is this a special referee match? I'm confused.

Why is she a ref?

TNA doesn't like explaining anything.

she refs some women's matches... I haven't heard why she does... but she does.

As awesome as Foley is, I miss Don West.

Here's your West Fix:

JB is the perennial ladies man

My thirst for West has been quenched. Thank you

Is this like a One Night in Chyna contest?

The Main Event Mafia, fresh off their jog around the Impact Zone...

lol

Actually yes, that's exactly what it is. Except I'd say it's more frightening. At least with Chyna, you pretty much knew what was down there