Why I hate Samoa Joe
 

....... and TNA.
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Joe looks ridiculous in his new get-up

ROFL WTF was that?

He is like civilised Umaga now or what?

It's like the anti-version of Jericho's heel turn.

Samoa Joe will kill your ass.


Apparently.

Don West: THIS IS THE MOST VIOLENT I'VE EVER SEEN A HUMAN BEING BE!!!

yeah i watched Destination X somehow and this whole Nation of Violence thing is fucking ridiculous and i hate his facepaint and pants and did he get fatter? pretty useless really. i hate tna.

Cross between Umaga, Abdullah, and Bastion Booger. Sweet. Thanks TNA.

I found it entertaining.

Joe is such a fat sack of shit.

Samoan Mike Tyson.

Shit. This is stupid.

I love Joe usually.

Good Ole Soma Joe.

I've hated Soma Joe before you.
Hell, I was the one to come up with "Soma Joe" shortly after Nick Dismore got in trouble overseas for somas. That'll tell you how long I've been talking shit about him.
At least Big Daddy V can be a monster.

Seriously, when did the Samoan cheesburger machine become generic foreign psycho wrestler #829303?

I think this was shortly after either Dicksie Carter or Good Ol' Double J saw "The Best of Umaga" dvd on the shelf at WalMart.

*runs off to buy said DVD*

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Damn your comedy inspired lies!

I has me some mad Pidget Love.


And yes, I've been drinking.

Excellent, Sir, excellent.

Drunk on what, btw?

Soma Joe now looks exactly like the retard who lives across the street from me.

I shit you not.

That was anticlimactic.

SAMOA JOE: "Hey Doctor Cox. I got this new face paint and I was thinking maybe you could wear it and we could be face paint buddies."

COX: "From now on, whenever I'm around, you're not aloud to tawlk."

*Nose rub, walk away*

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Psychotic Foley talking....DAMN I miss that!



O.K...TNA might have me for....(god I can't believe I'm saying it) for 1 and only 1 match. Hell do a seperate thread dedicated to this feud. At least it will help seperate the other "stuff" on TNA from this.

I Quite Like Samoa Joe,
But the Nation of Violence Is incredibly stupid!

It looks like a car ran over hs face, in hilarious cartoon fashion.

:rofl:

Is TNA serious?

They're totally non-stop serious.

Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about your lies.

I think its sad because I bet before they put the world title on here at least 75 percent of people on this forum were crying about how is not int he world title picture enough.

Joe is great plain and simple as that.


FourFifty is one of the reasons Sep. 11th happened.

Don't get me started on September 11th, Kane86, you fuck.

Joe is a fat piece of shit plain and simple as that.

Kane86 you are one of the reasons condoms exist

Oh please do get started what sob story are you going to tell me.

You were one of those fans I was talking about. I can feel it poser.

Real Original

:lol:

It's sad more than anything. Samoa Joe started as a sure thing for TNA. It's kind of funny that Umaga was originally a WWE-ised answer to Samoa Joe, and now Umaga looks like a goofy knock-off of Umaga.

I do like the idea of Samoa Joe returning and trying to kick things up a notch. I don't mind the "Nation of Violence" name, but I don't like the way it's being represented. If Joe sort of a made a group more focused and defined than the Frontline (because TNA fucked that), then I would be all for this. Especially if it featured Kurt Angle as TNA World Heavyweight Champion, and again being hunted by Joe.

The whole knife and tribal bullshit is ridiculous, though. They should have just brought Joe back more focused, with AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels aligning themselves with him. It leads a TNA where Samoa Joe wins the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, AJ Styles is the Legends Champion, Christopher Daniels stops this bullshit as Suicide as X-Division Champion and two other guys aligned with Joe serve as TNA World Tag Team Champions. They could be The LAX, Eric Young & Jay Lethal, Lethal Consequences or even a face-turned Beer Money (hey, Roode and Booker hate each other).

He's got a dick drawn on his face.

What is Joe wearing? I'm glad i don't keep up with TNA anymore.

That Foley promo was quite good. Just not good enough to have me interested in a program involving Sting.

The more I think about it the 'Line' TNA is always telling us to cross has to be the point of no return, and if that's the case they're way the fuck past that.

Look at it like this:
Joe is a fat fuck chasing people with a knife. DQ's are clearly not wins.

Suicide is <spoiler></spoiler> in a fucking suit made for an injured</spoiler> and one he comes back and they're done with <spoiler></spoiler> they'll end up doing nothing with him and won't be credited for the title win.. THANKS FOR SAVING OUR SHIT GIMMICK LOL.

AJ Styles is piss boring and looks like a fucking midget when he's wearing that belt.

Don West as a heel just makes me realise even more how fucking huge his dome is, he is clearly not human.

Lastly, MEM is a terrible fucking stable. Sting needs to just be a god-damned face and have a fantastic match with Foley. Angle and Jarrett need to have their mutual-cocksucking match and be done and then move on to getting someone new into the title picture. Its
getting stale.

I really want to like TNA. I really really do. They just make it so damn hard. It's like that hot girl that you see every once and awhile, but once she opens her mouth she instantly becomes 70% less attractive.

They need to step away from their current business model (1. Copy WWE 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!) and concentrate on putting on good matches. Your two hour show should not include 13 minutes of wrestling.

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BAM!

This exactly. It would serve TNA better to be an alternative to, rather than competition for, WWE. Focusing on wrestling rather than the abundance of useless promos should be a top priority.

ROH is going to be the #2...gotta admit that.