Candidates for worst song ever created
 

Asher Roth - I Love College

I heard this song on the radio in someone's car the other day and it made me absolutely furious about a whole bunch of things, mostly how now it is "cool" to take advantage of everyone and everything in existence and how a record company gave the guy a deal because they knew morons would eat it up. It's like the kid took a conversation he had with a frat boy and turned it into lyrics. "That party last night was off the crazy, I wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked." Everyone seems to love the song too.

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The other one is Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader. It's actually fun to listen to, but it's some of the worst songwriting I have ever seen

isn't it "awfully crazy"? that would make more sense. but yes. i've got through about 15 seconds of it and now i'm gonna click post and never listen to it again.

Its nothing special but its not the worst song ever created

Hold up, let me see if I can find penner's last.fm page for this.

I thought it was some form of pseudo-slang, perhaps if something was "crazy" as well as "off the hook" it would be called "off the crazy"

Noh because you exhibit the exact behavior that the song is all about. You love going to frat parties and dancing your ass off and drink your beer and smoke your weed so you are like hey brah I can relate to this bro it's not that bad because it's about things I like

I don't get the hype over Asher Roth. He's terrible.

LFO - Summergirls

"New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, chinese food makes me sick...

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There is no need to worry, as he and most of his fans will probably be in college for most of their lives.

yeah I'm gonna go with that LFO song

I wish I taped that party last night.

Obviously that guy isn't a real college guy because he would have hidden cameras to capture his wild party antics and chronicle his hook-ups with passed out sluts.

that LFO song is sooooo bad its not even worth explaining any more

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check out the ICEE product placement in that one innit

are you fucking nuts Instant Classic?

it's really weird because i thought of that exact song when i saw the lfo video but refrained from posting it because it is an awesome song and not the worst ever created

Steal My Sunshine reminds me of the laid back 90's. Not the worst song ever written .

LOL, come on, its one of those its so bad it's good songs.

another song worth putting here is the theme music to Friends. that was soooo bad

:lol:

I would rather listen to this shite every day than ever heard that no handlebars song again.

Nearly ruined my summer last year, did that. It's not pop, it's not hip hop. It's just not fucking good.

I can't get over how ridiculous that song is. It's just one giant cliche.

ha ha

which one?

The chick from Len went to my high school.

"Mmmbop" by Hanson has got to be #1.

Asher Roth went to the same college as me. He dropped out. Guess he didn't love college all that much.

Steal my Sunshine is a classic.

Don't worry folks. Instant Classic has been neg repped.

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Chacarron is awesome

I wasn't even suggesting it as the worse, I just thought of it when I heard LFO. Its by no means great.

I've had the song stuck in my head for 2 days now, god damn it.

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Anything from Green Day's American Idiot.

Or this. It actually went to number 1 in Australia :(



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haha word

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1 - Ham-fisted sexual innuendo

2 - Repeat 1000X

3 - ?????????

4 - PROFIT

Pfft...American Idiot was Green Day's best album to date, even if it was politically themed...

maybe, with all the shit songs being posted here, we can make a mix CD and sell it to the people that think they are good songs. could make a killing off of it. could call it "THE BEST SHIT MUSIC EVER"

You mean Now that's What I Call Music vol. 666?

Assman, according to TD you may disagree with this ;)

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Lol, I love how he talks about his black brothers, when he's white and then names them like he is in their krew. Propper.

Anything by 'The Script', they make me want to kill myself, fucking disgusts me that they were given a recording deal

How about this one....


Crash Test Dummies ~ MMM MMM MMM
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stay calm, rdd, this guy is a dumbass so just leave him be. he's a bit emotional

I am a dumbass huh yeah sure pal...

Then what the hell does that make you cause you sure aint no fucking einstein

As for being emotional just what am I supposed to be as everyone shows emotions unless your dead or not human

No but it is kinda shitty

Haddaway's What is Love is pretty shitty too...

OK, that statement is just complete BS, I'm sorry.

yep.

dont need to quote the rest of the post as it further illustrates this point well.

I agree with RDD. Pretty sweet song.

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I win.

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:shifty:

For once RDD and are in agreement.

Might put some crash test dummies on, now.

never heard that crash test dummies song before but i really like it :$ which is awesome cause i can't find much i like anymore.

How can you not have heard that crash test dummies song? It was like constantly played during 93/94.

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CLEARLY.

I love Liam Lynch. :-\

I'm inclined to agree with Wadding. Ugh.

srsly that crash test dummies one is amazing. can't stop listening to it. probably my favourite song i've heard in the past year.

It only came out 15 years ago.

i know that you fat gay jock cunt. fuck.

Four non blondes what going on.

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Leave it to Flo Rida to make a bad song worse.

Download their, "Afternoons And Coffeespoons", song.

Tasty.

The whole "God shuffled his feet" album is pretty decent. Took me awhile to get into, but still, pretty decent.

ok tried it. didn't do much for me. i sort of enjoy the dark lyrical content and the haunting shimmering sound of that mmm song. and the segue into the chorus is mint too.

Winner =

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Fuckin seriously so awful, it is to UK hip hop what Soulja Boy is in the US

hip hop needs something that is to hip hop what punk was to the over bloated monster rock when it broke. it's turned into some horrible shiny polished turd and lost everything that made 80s/early 90s hip hop fantastic.

I think a lot of grime fits that bill personally, it's a genre which is decidedly British too, which is always good

Tinchy Stryder? Dear god what a name.

I actually quite enjoyed his first song for all its unbridled poptasticness, but that one is just sinfully awful, N'Dubz own stuff is even worse than that.

I see you trying to woo lasses to N'Dubz. Don't lie!

This. As sung by Craig Charles during "the addiction years", methinks.

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Seriously, he sounds like a retard and the clip... Why do they show him showering?

That song is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for. This song is highly emotional and it's not about how well the singer is it's about expression of hard times.

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Just figured I'd throw that in here

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:shifty:

I'm late to the party (as usual), but Crash Test Dummies are The Stuff (c), even if a large percentage of their music is moody. It's tough to pull off "Shiny Happy People" msuic with a Baritone singer and a cellist. They were my favorite group to play on my college radio show my freshman and sophomore years. They were only eclipsed by Barenaked Ladies.

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just gonna go with every ICP song ever released and call it a day

Looks like somebody stole from mommy's purse.


That shit can't be for real.

Nickelback. Fuck.

WHAT! Are you kidding me? Nickelback is the only thing good I can find for now in that genre of rock that's good. Untill Alice in Chains releases their new CD.

You must be kidding.

But if you like them so much, you only need one song really.

Just a side note, i really dont like asher roth at all, but the dude can rhyme. heard him with funkmaster flex freestyling over "Who shot Ya" beat.....hes pretty fuckin disgusting lol

Whoa, whoa, whoa...ICP may be pretty mediocre, but in no way shape or form are they the worst band of all time, nor have they ever or will they ever, create the worst song of all time. And no, I am NOT an ICP fan, btw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXt0G1UvolQ

This song is way worse than any of the others in this thread

It wouldn't be quite as bad if not for the video.

You would need to be either pissed or Irish (counts as the same thing) to like that song.

I didn't say I liked it. But the video is the only reason it's as bad as some of the other songs in here.

The opposite of how the video I posted turns the song into something awesome.

Fair enough.

I'm glad we were able to stay cilived in regards to this matter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj4m12xr9HU

Wasting my 2000th post by posting this crap