TNA Thread for 3/26/09 CROSS THE LINE
 

20 Men in a Cage? They couldn't scrape together any MORE guys?

Ok I don't get it... why would you WANT to be Team Captain? Do you get a title shot if your team wins or something?

Angle is 3 minutes late for the opening

Cornette is such a worthless excuse for authority.

I think for the moment, Impact is my favorite show, if only for the fact that I don't have to see a 12 Rounds promo every 5 minutes.

I'm so lonely

I love how Cornette starts with "these rules are very simple" and continues with a confusing explanation of the rules.

Don West doesn't match.

FAIL

There's really no point to being team captain. No special privileges or anything.

Why does it have to be in a cage? They can't just have a battle royal with everyone on the roster? They need to make it more of a clusterfuck?

TNA Logic: More is better!

And who does Kiyoshi think he is, Bats? He hasn't done anything to deserve two X-title shots in the past what, 3 weeks?

They handed out Suicide shirts before this match to make it look like he has fans.

Kiyoshi is a good wrestler though, so it's okay.

:lol: @ Don West

"Come on Professor, we all know why he's called Big Sexy"

God I hate Don West. He is fucking awful.

I guess Alex Shelley didn't have a rematch clause in his contract.

I love Don West when he remembers to be a heel.

Kiyoshi looks like Red Rooster and Great Muta had a love child.

Tenay is almost as annoying as that guy who did RoH on HDNet.

What a shit finisher.

:lol:

I can't believe TNA still has to do such overkill on the PPV hype pieces.

Haha, you certainly don't wanna be reminiscent of the Red Rooster.

LOL

KURT SMASH POSTER OF JEFF JARRETT

He really took it to that poster, didn't he?

The Suicide Solution? That's setting a great example.

I wonder if Kevin Nash will leave some of that Survivor:Amazon pussy for Scott Steiner. Scott did ask him nicely.

Is there anyway we can get Homicide vs Suicide in a match? Actually duh..he has the X division title shot..OBVIOUS!

And hope for a Sabu run in.

THEY CROSS THE FUCKING LINE

SUICIIIIIIIIIIIDE sucks

AcipHex

...sounds like a Jeff Hardy band.

Theoretically speaking, Sabu is 3 times the man they both are.

Vince Russo just wrote that down and it will happen at Lockdown.

INSIDE SIX SIDES OF STEEL

I only turned iMPACT! on while flipping through and catching Angle and Cornette talking, but have they done anything with Foley/Sting yet?

That was so pointless

Jeff Jarrett with such conviction!

Double J is why TNA will never be taken seriously. He is a great wrestler, but he can't be a babyface and work the mic without any sense of corniness.

Nothing with Foley/Sting yet

They're fighting at Lockdown after Foley hit Sting with a chair last week

Lauren is so hot

And Helms is a lucky bastard

Velvet is the only person, the only reason to watch TNA

The Beautiful People could get over in WWE. :lol: WTF they are doing some sorority shit? I retract my previous statement.

I don't understand Madison Rayne... she turned on Taylor Wilde so defiantly, just to become a weak-willed slave to the Beautiful People.

Why has Family Guy been shitting on Seth Rogan lately? Is it because he is turning into the Rob Scheinder of stoner flicks?

That Quiznos commercial is fucking creepy

TNA should try to do a Chuck Norris/Dog The Bounty Hunter match at BFG 5. WWE is missing out on billions of dollars at WrestleMania by not doing it.

PUT IT IN ME SCOTT

I hate rough cut

I usually hate them, but that was a good Rough Cut

"They don't pay to see Brother Ray and Brother D'Von wrestle by themselves"

Somebody should have told WWE that years ago

Wow the timing there was incredible.

Wow! TNA has a fancy interview set, and Bubba has sideburns with a shaved head. That is symbolic of TNA in so many ways.

Almost makes me wish I could afford tickets to that.

TAZ reference!

This is lame.

T-N-A! T-N-A! T-N-A! T-N-A!

*yawn*

I think the build for that tag match is actually really good so far.

FOLEY CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE

Don't worry, nobody will pay those prices. I'm down there every day, and will let you know if they start giving them away. Maybe they will do that code thing again where the tickets become free.

It has been for the most part, but that segment was really cheesy to me.

TNA should try to get the sandwich market like WWE does. Instead of John Cena doing Subway commercials with Jared, TNA would have Scott Steiner doing Quiznos commercials with the creepy toaster oven.

I love Sting promos

:lol:

In just 40 minutes, I have noticed that TNA alternated between good, bad, mediocre, and potentially awesome.

Awesome. Thanks, man.

That's usually what happens. Though it ends up being potentially awesome and completely retarded.

Why the hell does Mick Foley wear that country-western deathbiker vest? Only Dog can wear that kind of vest...unless Mick is going to bring him into TNA!!!

SILLY STING

ROFL "My Pi Sexy"

God bless Russo.

thats a bonus to having a 47 inch hd tv.

I love Velvet Sky

Does anyone actually subscribe to TNA Mobile?

Morons.

48 minutes in, 7 minutes of wrestling.

Wow, Livewire got more wresting in an hour than TNA does.

12 Rounds~!! lolhaha

SON OF A BITCH

Did I just see a fucking 12 Rounds ad??!!?!

12 ROUNDS

The only thing better is if TNA threw a boatload of money at Keifer Sutherland to face Chuck Norris

Where? I didn't see no 12 Rounds, thank Christ

Screech, they are having an autograph session at the Electric Factory. Admission just $65 hahaha.

Yeah I saw that. Fuckin TNA. Nobody is going to pay that much.

That belt seems meaningless on Sting

Don West: the Chris Jericho of TNA

:nono:

Well, not really. But he makes a similar point about Sting not wanting to give up the spotlight

Amazing commentary by Foley

Two of the best promo guys in the business in the ring right now.

Sting/foley..if only it were 1999 and not 2009.

I feel like Foley should, in theory, be much more serious and intense in this feud with Sting. But it comes off so awesome with him being goofy

HAHAHAHAHA let's not kid ourselves Mick.

I'm sure the mass media is talking about Lockdown, not Wrestlemania.

FO-LEY FO-LEY FO-LEY

Foley needs to attack Sting's wife or something.

I hope Abyss is one of the captains. His team would consist of Lauren, Dr. Stevie, and 2 bags of tacks (with exactly 10,000 tacks in each)

Infact, in the weeks leading up to Lockdown, footage will be shown of Abyss pain-stakingly counting out the tacks to put in each bag

Now that's some good buildup

Fuck, another 12 Rounds ad.