Official Raw Thread 3/30/09 LAWLER TAKES OFF THE HEADSET!
 

- 18-Diva Tag Team Match
- John Cena vs. Big Show
- Chris Jericho vs. Jerry “The King” Lawler

Why am I making a Raw thread? It's the last Raw before Mania. Can't hold anything back.

Official Raw Thed 3/30/09

An 18-diva tag team match? Seriously? Can't we just revert back to TV14 for that match to have Mickie James, Layla, Alicia Fox, Maryse, and Gail Kim rip their shirts off and rub each other with baby oil? At least that would be watchable.

I think it's pretty safe to say we will see some form of Undertaker, HBM, Orton, HHH, Edge, and Vickie Guerrero.

WHATS THE SITCHES BITCHES!!! This has to be a great Raw... It has too

This Thed needs more KYR

KYR! :love:

*MARKS OUT*

** inhales the electricity **

**sniffs air to see what KYR is inhaling, and gets zapped**

Don't get ya hopes up!

I'm here this week atleast, wasn't last week cause of personal stuff going on, doesn't sound like a decent card considering its the last raw before mania.:(

But, but...Jericho...:wtf:

V 'The King'?:(

** takes point **

The card sucks but the Mania hype machine should be huge tonight.

Or they'll just say "Watch WrestleMania for Taker vs Michaels, we know that's all anyone gives a fuck about".

THe matches aren't what I'm looking forward to. There will be all types of mayhem abound. That's what i'm looking forward to.

Have there even been any celebrities announced for Mania, other than Rourke being a "special guest"? Seems extremely lackluster this year.

Though Cena was in 12 rounds, so I guess that makes up for it.

lol

I'll be honest, I've never really been a fan of the "celebrity" involvement in previous WM's.

Without too much thought, the only one I really had any sort of emotion for was Tyson - with the whole build up and eventual turn and knock-out punch on HBM.

I'm not crazy about the involvement either, but usually they're hyping like four or five celebrities by now and it surprises me.

Though Mr T, now that was perfect. Tyson too, but to a lesser extent. Everyone else I could have lived without.

Bur WM is the showcase of the immortals! There has to be some star power...

You forgot about Cena!!

They were going to have Kid Rock, what happened to that? I thought we were getting musical guest. Then, this is the 25th anniversary (the more I hear it, the more upset I get over the inaccuracy) of WM. They may run down a bunch of old talent...like bringing back Trump, and Pete Rose, and stuff like that.

No, I didn't...

Bugger. Didn't know THE FINK was in the HoF. Bout time. If only they let him announce all of WM25. Never gonna happen, ah well, HoF will do for him.

Mr T wasn't bad - I mean at least he trained and wrestled OK for someone who had no wrestling background (as such).

Plus it was the first WM, but I suppose I identify it with Liberace as the timekeeper :roll: and an obviously suffering Ali (which just made me sad).

If I hear "Real American" start playing at any point during Mania I am throwing my TV out the window.

Oh, my bad.:shifty:

:y:

Aren't Kid Rock and one of the Pussycat Dolls scheduled to appear at Mania?

Look, HHH, Kane, Edge, Kennedy, Piper, and Cena are all going to be there. How many movie stars do you want?!

:rofl:

Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top probably has the most celebrity appearances record for sitting in the crowd at WWE events.

....GREATEST RAW THREAD EVER!!!!

I shall be waiting outside to grab it in midair and pawn it.

Good luck, because it will have been after I put my foot through it.

Nothing some gaffer tape can't fix.

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And I will jump off the riser while holding my "Vintage Cena" sign that I haven't made yet.

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Jericho should get Charlie Haas to impersonate some legends for him to beat up.

That would be hilarious!

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He should do Rourke.

Official Where is Juan Thread?

Official Raw is KYR Thread. Good to have you back, buddy.

KYR puts the R in RAW.

How do you think they'll try and make 12 Rounds look like a success this week? The #3 Action movie in America!

And the KY in K-Y Jelly?

#1 movie starring John Cena.

Had a wild night last night, in fact I'm still not home. I'm at a friends house in Sacramento.

Also, sup KYR :love:

Is it the biggest debut for a WWE Films movie?

In it's opening weekend, 12 Rounds made more money than the GDP of Zimbabwe!

That's no excuse for your channel not working when I want it to.

:eek:

no, there was a little flick called the Rundown that pwned this shit.

"12 Rounds lost less money this weekend than AIG and GM combined."

Know Your Jelly!!!

That wasn't WWE films, though. Pretty sure The Marine was the first one.

Edit: Checked Wikipeida, they co-produced Rundown as well as a few others. See No Evil was actually their first theatrical release, but The Mania of WrestleMania came before it.

Does anyone still play Cole Bingo, or is this now washed up?

Ooooh oooh how about...The biggest opening weekend for WWE Films in over a year!

LOL, yeah, that probably will be it.

LOL

10 minutes to the RAW Go-home show!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

hey i'm here for the fun guys!

Yes! FTR, I love Metallica's Guitar Hero's commercial.

Y hullo thar WEX.

They cant be too happy that the Rock's movie thats been a out a few weeks beat 12 Rounds.

Come to think of it, I saw that Cena challenged the Rock to a match or something. That would be huge.

"John Cena had MORE speaking lines in 12 Rounds than WWE Hall of Famer Andre the Giant did in The Princess Bride!"

i wonder if we'll have another 8-man tag involving the mitb guys. i sure hope so.

They may just stick to the numbers that the movie grossed. Or, they could do some wack ass red carpet thing, like how they did for Austin in Condemmed.

Any good streams of this?

USA

OMG

That would be sooooo good.

:wtf::shifty:

"MORE PEOPLE VOTED IN THE ONLINE SURVEY ABOUT WHY THEY DIDN'T SEE 12 ROUNDS THAN THEY DID ABOUT ANY OTHER WWE FILMS RELEASE!"

Yeah, but Andre saying "Anybody want a peanut" makes him look like fucking Brando compared to Cena.

Reet, off to bed. I will look forward to reading ur amusing or gay-ass comments tomorrow. If it wasn't for these breaks and the time, I could prob do live. But ffs, I feel for u lot over there with those commercials.

12 rounds had the best box office for a straight to DVD release ever! Look for it in the Wal mart $4 bin next week!

Evening Fellas. Hoping for a good one. Last one before Mania it freakin better be.

:y:

Just opened a beer, gonna get some food at the first break. Life is good!

Oh sweet.

THE HEARSE!

Oh shit, Chris Benoit has returned!

Rather ominous beginning...

I do love HD though.

Aye.

All hell shall break loose.

LOL, thought Cole was going to say "Welcome to WrestleMania"...

Why would you skip school for WWE? What the hell time is it where they are?

A Funeral for HBK LOL Love it.

i hope undertaker comes down to the ring doing an hbm impression

Nice, a funeral. Maybe Bearer will make an appearance! :love:

Might aswell get the crap out the way first.

Tiffany :love:

Clusterfuck cumming up.

Woah a Gail Kim Sighting.

Not a bad way to start off raw,












PISS BREAK!!!

Gail Kim! :drool: