WWE RAW Thread for 04/06/09 - Attack of the Cena Clones
 

Thought I'd start it since, you know, there isn't one yet.

Almost thought about doing this.

Pardon my ignorance but what was going on to get that reaction from West and Tenay? I have wondered for a while but neglected to ask.

Don West clearly cannot believe it.

Maybe because he's at Lock Down or maybe because there are fans in attendance, but he can't believe it.

Something was happening right here, tonight on ImpacT!

That makes me laugh every time

The best part of that clip is the reaction of the fan right before Don West smothers her.

"Aww HELL *MUH*"

Hold on


STEAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT

I'm surprised they haven't changed his name to Reggie Steamboat, given that there's already a Ricky Ortiz :shifty:

Here we go...

Is that like "boourns"?

I have a really odd feeling we're gonna have a Batista sighting tonight...

Ah. Good to be back.

Come on, Orton. You and Legacy got 2 hours to dig yourselves out of that grave in Reliant Stadium.

Steamboat in action tonight! Yeah!

I hear the voices talking to me now

Randy "The IWC Says My Career Is Dead" Orton is still hearing voices.

Yes! Steamboat!

Steamboat vs Jericho at Backlash, followed by a full time return.... :D

And tonight, Randy Orton tries desperately to find all the heat he lost last night.

Suprised they are giving Orton the opening slot.

looks like he can barely make it in to the ring

I actually wouldn't mind a Big Dave sighting. Provided, you know, he doesn't get to say anything more than, "I'm gonna kick your ass."

14,187 fans are sitting on their hands for Orton

nice red bruise by his eye

LOL, of course they're going with that right-off the bat.

PREACH!

I still think Orton is a badass

steel cage rematch?

He has really big ears.

boy, a lot of people owe him things...lol

I hope its HIAC

Cage? Pfft. Hell in an Elimination Chamber Ladder Escape Blindfolded Stephanie on a Pole match.

I volunteer my pole for steph..

When was the last time WWE had a regular steel cage match on a PPV? It seems like its only a Raw thing now.

Oh it's Vince.

Nice suit, Vince

business is about to pick up

NO CHANCE! THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT!

Orton afraid of McM

Why so blue?

YOU'RE FIRED! :mad:

And I made it home in time for Raw!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT'S UP BITCHES!?!?!?!

So that basically means Orton will, indeed, get a championship match.

HI FOURFIFTY, WHAT IS UP?

MY SON, SHANE

Ooooh 6-man action....

Have a good trip, FoFiddy?

Wow, go Vince

Oh boy, Vince is getting in the ring.

For fucks' sake, I thought he was done.

Bullshit.

6 Man Tag? BLAHHH

EPIC FAIL

Vince is starting to look old in a senile, pants shitting sense.

GUARAN-DAMN-TEE IT

Vince looks like Mr Rodgers in a suit

He really is. It's kinda sad.

My knees are killing me, I have no idea how long I've been up, I hate Texas, but it was all worth it.

Randy Orton is challenging Vince to a match tonight? The same Randy Orton that scurried out of the ring when Vince came down? K just checking.

Vince lost his edge.

Sweet..........I think.

Texas hates you too, and we're kind your smark butt is gone. :foc::)

:D

You take that sign?

I'm getting bored with this current wrestling crap already. I wonder if there's one of those things called a good wrestling match on youtube. Something these kids today who wrestle know nothing around, and are only there cause their Daddies fixed it up for em'.

I wonder if there was a fatal four-way between Vince, Shane, the Million Dollar Man and his boy in a hotel room to get Ted Senior's junior (no pun intended) a job in the WEEEE.

I'm looking forward to next week though.

Happy to see Helms at ringside.

A lumberjerk match

A rematch of the match no one saw.

Miz & Morrison get another crack.

Would have been hilarious if they just ignored last night and had Morrison and Miz holding their titles.

OH HAI. It's that match we didn't care about last night but... a rematch.

If no one saw it, are we sure that it even happened at all?

Miz & Morrison should win tonight!

I think this is the end of The Miz and John Morrison. One of them is going to SmackDown or Raw next week.

Not a big fan of the Colons... Love the In Crowd.

In WWE, if it didn't happen on TV it did not happen

I think.... SHUT UP AND QUIT RUINING MY DREAMS! :'(

Lumberdicks.

I hope so, and give morrison a push for a belt...go against MVP

They're pretty big assholes.

An excellent view of Tommy Dreamer's bald spot.

Douches Dicks and Colons, OH MY.

Primo

Hey look, it's Mike Knox's beard!

Who cares if the Colons keep rolling.

Lumberjack matches may be the worst type

Rollin Rollin Rollin, KEEP THOSE COLONS ROLLIN - RAWHIDEEEEEEEEE

Aside from Lumberjills

The should put Mike Knox's beard against Rey for the belt. It would be a better match than we saw at WM 25 with JBL

Blindfold matches.

Umm, FourFifty? Thanks for the rep, but be jealous of what? Wrestling today fucking sucks cock. I wouldn't have gone to Wrestlemania if I was given free front row tickets. Hell, I'd video tape myself tearing up the fucking things, and put it on you tube all to express to the world how much I hate wrestling today, and how boring I think it is.

Really, I spent my Sunday with a hot girl in my apartment alllllll day, while you were watching grown, half-naked, oiled up, men rolling on a mat with one another. I have a feeling I had a MUCH better weekend then you buddy. ;)

If anyone should be jealous, it should be you, because I get to live in Texas, and you don't. :)

There were a few times last night where I was yelling "I LOVE YOU, GOLDUST" during the lumber jack match. I don't think he heard me.