You are all fucking screwy.
 

Maryse is the worst thing they've acquired in ages. She cannot wrestle and she cannot talk. She is very, very bad.

Wrong.

I don't really see her appeal either.

Let me show you some pictures from her most recent event at Google Image Search: SafeSearch Off. Her finishing move is the Attractive Vagina.

Fix that image so I can know which of the many Maryse Oulett moderate Safesearch off results it is

that argument will not work on afterlife. he prefers penis to tits. i'd imagine the vagina does very little for him.

Maryse Oulett

i haven't watched enough of her to really make a call, but i like the little that i've seen. i think "potential" is the keyword here.

Maryse can have a conversation about the many products of Crate and Barrel.

There's definitely something intangible about her that endears her to me, on top of the tits and ass.

She's hot, I'll give her that. But then what?

Then she continues to be hot?

yeah, but she's hott

Upon closer inspection, it turns out that Maryse is indeed hot.

I'd let her piss on me to be fair.

She is hot, I haven't seen enough wrestling to give a good opinion about her, other than she is hot.

Point taken. Marysse is gorgeous. And again, I think she has potential to be something. From what I've seen, she plays the character well, but needs alot of work in-ring wise. I honestly think she can be another Melina in a few years.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed in the morning/.

Ryan Clark misspelled hot.

I would like to point out that Maryse is really good in the WWE... at being hot. I'd say that she has accomplished the goal they brought her in to accomplish.

Maryse is the man.

Her vag is amazing. :naughty:

They've given bigger pushes to worse divas before. Why not give her a good run?

I read that as 'bigger bushes'.

I'd like to give her a good run.

And by "run", I mean drilling my penis into her vagina and/or mouth area.

And sort of talented. She's not the best wrestler ever, but she's not the worst either. And she's really really hot. :y:

Let's not forget that she is hot.

I direct you to comments from myself on page 11 of the Raw thread

I was wow'ed

At least she's hot though.

Not to mention her hotness

I'd also like to point out how underrated she is when it comes to being hot. I mean people think she's hot, but I mean, she is REALLY hot.

B-I-N-G-O

a) she is hot.
b) grace? what does grace matter? she is hot.
c) she is definitely hot.

all of the above

So what if she is dumb. You dont have hot women speaking to you when they have a mouthful of your cock do you?

I would possibly fuck everyhole if i ever had the chance as she is hot.

"Grace", as in fluidity of motion. Her "wrestling" is slow and obscenely telegraphed and she can't get thru a sentence without making my brain want to cry. There is no finesse in her repertoire of lameness.

Maybe you would like to crack one off over Morrisons abs then?

Wouldn't you??? I'm straight, but I have a weak spot for the abs. I'd crack my second one off IN Maryse though.

LOL ok if i was gonna go gay i would drip my man milk on those abs

This thread has taken a drastic turn...

Don't forget she is hot

No entire woman could compare to the awesome glory of Morrison's abs.

That doesn't mean Maryse is anywhere close to talented. It just means it's not a fair comparison.

I think her appeal comes from the fact that people want to stick objects in and around her vagina.

Afterlife, c'mon dude. Maryse is very fuckable. Add that to the fact that she grunts and cavorts IN ADDITION TO the fact that she will do stuff naked and this demographic worships her.


Accept it. And gaze at more abs.

Have you guys not noticed how hot she is?!? Really, it's so damn obvious. Plus the little hair toss thingy she does is just blatantly fucking sexy. Little things like that are amazing

How are you guys all over looking how hot she is? fuck, what a bunch of tossers.

Guys cmon now she's smoooooooooooooking hot

This is by far the best threat in TPWW. I'm bookmarking it and subscribing. I might even print it out when it's all said and done.

Ok so your after a woman with talent? Ok well here you go this woman has bags of talent and i am sure she is a great girl and would be totally good for you. However you would never hit it a million years.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l7...9e70cf2882.jpg


Now on the flip side you have a woman which maybe a bit meh when it comes to talent. However she is hot and you fuck her poo hole.

That is all

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l7...ic_392x393.jpg

Alright guys lets get back on topic.

Maryse is pretty hot. Discuss.

Morrison's abs aren't particularly special in wrestling or entertainment in general.

Yep. Definitely hot. Only minor gripe I have is that I suppose technically you could classify her as the stereotypical "token dumb (or not) blonde girl".

I mean she's hot, but how many Pulitzers does she have? Probably none.

By "pulitzers" I'll assume you mean boobs, and correct you that she has 2.

The airbrushing is an enormous turn off.

She didn't airbrush herself.

not at all. that picture is 100% straight up Walmart prints. right out of the machine

i blame it on lori fabrizio

actually I believe its Lorifa Brizio

There's only like 6 images in this thread?

Fail!

Especially considering it's just basically been a Maryse appreciation thread from the get go. She's not the only hot diva in the WWE folks:roll:. I know that probably comes as a shock to most of you...

she has magnificent nipples

Been my favourite picture of anything anywhere for some time now

Seeing as how 90% of the WWE has a gut, I'd say abs are quite rare.

THAT'S NOT TALENT!!!!!!! :rant:

Yes, that is one hot ×! I'd hit that...


:shifty:

Oh sure, just blame "those damn mexican kids"...

I expect then that the next time you go to the Taco Bell drive-thru you should be put on notice. Juan told me he's going to spit all over all your tacos in the next order.:y:

Ok, there's a few more pics

It's getting slightly better

She has Stevie Wonders.

Which brings me to my next point...even Stevie Wonder knows she's hot.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. She has an amazing vagina.

SHe's very hot. I don't like blondes or women with absolutly no ass. But she's very hot.

At first, I couldn't have cared about Maryse, and she didn't even appeal to me physically. She was just you average talentless blonde that got signed to the WWE. But I've had a soft spot for her ever since she was talking about the draft last year in a random survey thing conducted by Joey Styles, and said she just wants to get away from Deuce N' Domino, completely keeping kayfabe.

In the ring, I like her better than Kelly Kelly, Candice Michelle or even what I've seen from Michelle McCool and Jillian Hall. Of the crappy Divas in the WWE, she's probably the best of the worst, talent-wise. Her mega-bitch personality and ability to play a character just make it for me.

Oh, and now I'd agree that she is very, very hot.

I went ahead and repped just about every post in this thread in celebration of how hot Maryse is.

*post*

I exhausted my rep supply, much like I would like to exhaust my spunk supply on Maryse's face.

ooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeee

who said anything about talent? WTF are you talking about? Are you telling me that your cock didn't tingle looking at Maryse? IF IT DID, THEN THERE'S YOUR TALENT BRO!

Hey, I'd let her use that accent on me if ya know what I mean :naughty:

you know something?

Maryse is pretty fuckin' hot

I just rubbed one out to Maryse's talents...

Giggity. Giggity goo.

she's fuckin hot though

hot white bitch