Why a feud between Captain Charisma and The Heartbreak Kid wouldn't work...
 

Shawn Michaels would never hit a Christian.

*RETRO JOKE*

Deja vu

Post some wrestling jokes in here?

Christian is the man.

Why did John Cena's store close down?

Because Cena can't sell!

I made that joke after Wrestlemania 23 and got a standing boovation.

Is that your wrestling joke?

lol...... the Chriatian one is hilarious.... we need some more jokes.....

I originally made this joke around 2003 or so (but instead of 'Captain Charima' and 'The Heartbreak Kid' I said 'CLB' and 'HBK') and I think that remains my most positively reputationed post to this very day.

Does Edge's first title reign count as a joke?

Then there's always the cynics who come and ruin everyone's fun.

Don't be such a pussy.

Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?

He didn't. He stepped off the kerb and tore his quad!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! :lol:

:shifty:

WTF:

Question:- Why didn't Paul London refuse to go in with the rated R superstar, Edge.

Answer:- He changed the R to G and the G standed for gay. Paul London didn't find out what was Edge going to do with him if he stood in the ring more than 12 seconds.

from Smallsfam4

:wtf:

For the record I found that on a website... but it's so fucked up I had to post it.

I am what I eat. :naughty:

Good joke.

On a sadder note however, the WWE would never let Christian feud with Shawn Michaels because they don't consider Christian to be a big enough star.

Truly amazing how the WWE have pissed away Christian so far.....and some of the dumbasses on here actually support the WWE putting Christian on ECW.

Fucking amazing. :n:

I am hereby banning jokes involving Paul London and Edge from this thread. Paul London OR Edge is fine, BUT NOT BOTH. :mad:

This one time I was in the copy room at my work with this chick. So I shut off the lights and yelled "You can't see me"


Then I raped her.

That's it, Gertner. Give me your address. You wouldn't say that joke to my face.

lol

lol ps hope u like my wrestling joke

That Cryme Tyme one was mildly cute. The others ones are all extremely hilarious, though. That delivery on the Khali one is second to none.

i also appreciate the fact that the khali joke came with with the comedian's official title and full name

What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?

You can't Sashimi!

What did John Cena tell the Mad Hatter?

YOU CAN'T TEA ME!

ok i think i've found the worst ones yet because they come with these amazing explanations:

What is a wrestling fan's favourite Sean Connery film?
The Rock (The Rock was a wrestler but the film is about a hostage situation in Alacatraz, which has the nickname "the rock")


Which wrestler can be used for stimulation of the anus during sexual intercourse while he's strangling his retarded son to death?
Chris Ben Wa (Benoit)! :nono:


I say I say I say, my wife's run off to the caribbean.
Jamaica?
No but John Cena! (saw her)

I'm not even sure how to feel about that Chris Benoit one.

rofl

i almost didn't post it but oh well. there was another one too but i figured that one was enough. neither one was funny.

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

I'm straight, Edge

:lol:

June 16, 2008

Q:Y is john cena gay
A:Cus stone cold said so

from: Skullz A.K.A HBK 4life



nice

Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that resembles an emoticon depicting the northernmost region of France?
A. Norman Smiley (Norman Smiley)!
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:45 (9 months ago)

Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that attempts to play golf while wearing a kilt and long flat devices on his feet?
A. Scott Puttski (Scot putt-ski)!

What is Sid's favorite pick-up line?

"May I shit here?"

What are Randy Orton's thoughts on last night's events?

I don't know, he hasn't gotten to the ring yet.

What do they call Umaga in Samoa?

"Bulldozer"

What do they call Samoa Joe in Samoa?

"Hey fat fuck..."

Vince hates Christian.
CM Punk is in the doghouse.

These are the two things you must keep in mind before you speculate on anything.

What about Rey's title reign, or Kanes?

Rey never had one.

Kane's was good for a laugh, though.

You want to talk about a joke?

"The Brian Kendrik was WWE Champion for a short time."

http://www.angelfire.com/bc/insider/funny.html

:wtf:

Jerry: Hey McMahon, I just saw a movie this past week about Stu & Helen's kids.

Vince McMahon: What's that?

Jerry: Twelve Monkeys!!!

How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

lol

"When the Iron Sheik got pulled over and arrested on the Jersey Turnpike his career fell harder and faster then Owen Hart."

- Scott Hall

Bobby Heenan: You know that movie, Sleepless In Seattle? Stu Hart and his wife Helen are going to remake the movie... they're going to meet eye to eye over a bowl of prunes, and it's going to be called "Senile In Seattle!"

You want good rips, you go straight to the top.

lol

This thread is almost completely useless, until Tedious mentioned Bobby Heenan.

Those "you watch too much wrestling when" things are mostly crappy, but I did read one somewhere that I liked, it said:

You know you watch too much wrestling when your boss fires you, and then you turn up to work the next day wearing a mask.

That's kinda funny to imagine actually doing that if you ever got the sack. :lol:

Let's not forget that YOU are almost completely useless, Mr. Fifty.

Why did Kurt Angle boast about crossing the road?

Because he did it with a broken freakin' neck.