Official RAW Thread for May 11, 2009: RAWWWW CHAAAAT Edition
 

Yo.

Bit late eh?

fired up for this anyhow.

Here's hoping for a better episode that last week.

shouldn't be too hard to do.

ORTON!

I HEAR VOICES~!

Priceless dressed to fight...match coming after this?

I wonder how Shane's pinky toe is doing after getting it grazed by those steps last week.

I :love: Randy

*yawn*

I hope this no touch rule ends right now.

Oh noez randy, batista wont win :(

LMAO @ the "DAVE SMASH" sign in the crowd.

:lol:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Aah, the old "I'm scared of you, so please come to my side so I don't have to fight you" routine.

Fucking lame.

Batista just needs to stop cutting promos and stand around looking like this all the time:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y26...n/batista1.jpg

It'd be better than him constantly botching his promos.

excuse me is back it seems,ugh

EXCUSE ME!

Actually, Vickie, waiving the no contact ruling is pretty predictable. You'd be better off just keeping them apart for a change.

blah

Off to a lousy start yet again.

When is HBK returning?

NEXT!

So our options are seeing the same thing we've been seeing for three weeks or blowing our load for the upcoming PPV's main event early?

Not like it matters, anyway, since everyone knows there's not going to be a real finish to that match. :shifty:

LOL

Haven't I seen this match before?

I am ready for Miz/Cena III

Cody Rhodes needs knee pads.

At first i thought smackdown got screwed, but damn, raws roster really does suck.

He does look awkward without them.

I think Michael Cole might be Kane Knight. Notice how he breaks down line-for-line everybody's promos, and even mentions things they said that they didn't say.

wtf@ that finish LOL

I walk away for a minute and the match is over. Please.

'bring a chair in'=DQ OMGZ

Way to make Batista look like an idiot for two weeks in a row. DAVE MAD. DAVE SMASH.

Somebody is getting their ankle fucked up toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

So wait. We get this same match twice in one night. Except throw Orton into the mix later on.

Wow. They must have hit one hell of a writer's block in back.

I bet it will be Linda McMahon.

Mike Knox will join The Legacy.

Kinda hard to do when he's on Smackdown.

Toasty Torpedo Takedown? Is WWE that broke?

KNOX CARES ABOUT NO BRAND HE ONLY CARED ABOUT KNOX.

Maryse :love: I hear she's hot.

bloody divas next...way to follow up shit with more shit

ROFL


EPIC SILENCE

mickie!

That is such a stupid hat.

If you aren't Maryse you want to be IN HER.


Unless you'r'e in Mickie...

Is Kelly Kelly 21 yet?

Is this a repeat of last week?

Is it just me or does everybody seem unbalanced and kind of stumbly tonight?

mickie >maryse

Turned 22 in January, sez Wiki.

Watch the guy in the pink shirt in the front row in the hard shot. LOL

Did it say anything about the picture of her pissing in a sink?

Cole keeps talking about someone named Maurice during this match. Is that his gay lover?

Mickie James vs Trish Stratus at WrestleMania 22 was great stuff.

is that the guy that seems to be at loads of wwe events in the front row?

Some people call me Maurice. :shifty:

MICKIE JAMES HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE! SHE HAS BEATEN MARYSE TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!

:wave: Hi, Maurice.

EPIC ORTON FACE

ORTON AGAIN? bloody hell

Maryse plays her character so well.

EPIC ORTON DRAMA

EPIC ORTON FADE TO BLACK

Someone kidnapped CAWdy?

What was after the women's match last week?

Either Matt/Coffee or The Miz's promo...I forget.

i'm guessing matt wrestles under protest v goldust again next

I'm calling bullshit on that stat.

:lol:

I wonder how long WWE will be able to be sponsored by both Subway and Quiznos.

:lol:

LINDA MCMAHON KIDNAPPED CODY RHODES!

Kiss Ass

Vickie and Chavo have a really awkward chemistry.

No reaction for The Miz's name.

cena/miz :lol:

Miz. :heart:

Michael Cole hype-machine initiate.

eh whats this now

Did their headsets break?

The fuck is this?

*Spoiler*

Cena wins.

*Spoiler*

What? Reading the card from the table is underrated now?

WHO'S WRITING THE SCRIPT?!

:lol:

All the adults in the crowd are like...is this for real?

This is a pretty good looking card.

yeah cole...and?

Linda McMahon's Sex Dungeon...LIVE TONIGHT!

This it awful.

dibiase is down!oh noez :(

Paul Blart...classic.

So, Ted didn't know Cody was in the shower so Randy goes looking for Cody and then they find out Ted was assaulted.

I think I read a short story like this once...so when do they start giving backrubs?

RAW NEEDS KENNEDYYYYY

:lol:

MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR INJURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

Hate Kennedy's "new" music. :mad:

Really. Mr Kennedy is coming back? Wow.

:roll:

cArLiTo OmG

Who's this new guy? What's the deal with him screaming his name???

I want that jacket TBK has.

And more gayer than ever.....
Sweetums!

didn't this happen last week????