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Movies Everyone Loves Except Made Into Pornos!!! Name Game
This is just an idea I had and thought it would be fun to do. If everyone would, think of different movies and make them into porn titles.
For Example: Along Came Polly------>A Long Came Penis: Starring Ben Stiffer Star Wars-----> Star Whores- Stole it from Kevin Smith |
Everyone loves Along Came Polly?
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No but you get the picture...It's what gave me the idea.
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Southland Nails
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White Men Can't Fuck
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so black dick porn then?
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Cuntbusters
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Forrest Hump
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The Fuckstones
The Fuckstones in Viva Cock Vagas |
Starship Fuckers
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Fun with Dick and Jane
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Blow
Fags and Furiness XXX-Men There's Something About Hairy...Balls The Cock Ring School of Cock The Masturbator Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace Butt Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dump on a Man's Chest Butt Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Whore's End |
Me, Myself, and Irene's Vagina
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Scrubs - An XXX Parody
The Office XXX |
Buffy: The Vampire Layer
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Starring Ursula Buffet
Dicked and Confused Slagnolia The Whoreshank Redemption SuperSuperBad Inside (Wo)Man The Porn Identity/Conspiracy/Ultimatum Whambo |
NSFW: show |
Edward Penishands
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Transfornicators
School of Cock |
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lol the xxx scrubs parody was the best idea and execution ever.
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Load of the Rings
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Taking of Pelham 69
Up Sperminator Salivation |
The Oh, God!father
Assablanca Lawrence of a Labia Citizen's Cane The Jizzard of Oz |
Schindler's Fist
Remember the Tight-ans An Assfull of Dollars |
Glengarry Glen Ross -->
Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts In His Eager Mouth |
Trainspooging
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Transgenders: Rise of the Fallen Penises
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The Bare Wench Project
The DaVinci Co-Ed |
Cumdog Millionaire
Requiem For A Wet Dream Raging Bulldykes The Cocktease Falcon |
Sex Toy Story
0069: GoldFingered |
There will be Menstrual Blood
No CUNTry for Old Men Black Cock Down I Know Who You Did Last Summer |
LOL @ all of these, keep em cumming!!!
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Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning
Nightmare on Dyke Street Romancing the Bone Saturday Night Beaver White Men Can't Hump The Boobyguard Raiders Of The Lost Ass Rebel Without A Condom Pulp Friction Quote:
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Fast and Furious
you get the picture |
lol @ Romancing the Bone and White Men Can't Hump
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I'm in the mood for Kubrick today:
A Cock-work Orange Ass Wide Shut 2069: A Face Odyssey Full Metal Jack-It Spartac-ass Paths of Glory-Holes Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Your Mom |
Nobody has said the best one. I can't even say it without feeling like an awful person
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12 <s>Rounds</s> Inches
The <s>X</s>S&M-Men Driving Miss Daisy |
King Dong
A Clockwork Orgy Jesus Christ Pornstar The Sexorcist One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast Star Whores ET: The Extra-Testicle Top Bum Big Trouble in Little Vagina In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon Who Reamed Roger Rabbit? Riding Miss Daisy Lust of the Mohicans Jurassic Pork Missionary: Impossible Ass Ventura: Smut Detective Schindler's Fist Free Your Willy Forrest Hump Intercourse With a Vampire Pokeahotass Shaving Ryan's Privates American History XXX Charlie's Anals Lost in Penetration |
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Man, this is what you do all day isn't it??? LOL |
An American Werewolf in Brenda
That's for Destor!!! ROFL |
Dude, all I can say is that the 1 hour and 38 minutes worth of Zack and Miri's Deleted Scenes are fucking priceless. I recommend you buy the movie or rent it to see these deleted scenes, there are hilarious.
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Weekend In Bernice
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American Creampie
American Gra-titties Harry Potted-Her and the Chamber of Sexcrets Aflockofdicks Now Porn on the Fourth of Miss July Vegas Gaycation |
13 Going Down On 30
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The Dark Dyke
Horton Fucks a Who Tropic Under Journey to the Center of the Vagina The Hide-a-dick Chronicles The Sisterhood of the Traveling Dildo Confessions of a Sexaholic Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Penis American Gangbang I think I'm trying too hard. |
E.T.- The Extra-Transexual
Beer for my Whores The Marine, the Cowboy, the Leather Guy, the Cop, the Indian, and the Construction Worker The Loin of the Bitch in the Wardrobe... Cocktor Strangelover Men in Black (who like to have sex with each other) (Rep for anyone who knows where this one came from...) Purple Rape Madea's Family Gangbang Stuart Screws his Family |
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NEW RELEASE (pun intended) - Pubic Enemies
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or alternatively Public Enemas
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I came up with all of these great sexual movie puns, but I can't post them in this thread because they were for movies that not everyone loves.
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