Miz and Jericho TWITTER-OFF.
 

Chris Jericho
@mikethemiz you’re gay
The Miz
@IAmJericho u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?
Chris Jericho
@mikethemiz hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror
The Miz
@IAmJericho if u looked this good u would do the same. i guess its a rockstar thing.
Chris Jericho
if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head
The Miz
@IAmJericho i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly.
Chris Jericho
@mikethemiz Did he teach u to say “do u want fries with that?”…might come in handy someday.
The Miz
@IAmJericho it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black.
Chris Jericho
@mikethemiz Adam lambert called and he wants you back…
The Miz
@IAmJericho listen clay jericho i mean chris aiken i mean y2gay ryan seacrest called n he wants his highlights back
Chris Jericho
Just heard Miz’s match tonight in Adelaide was cancelled due to lack of interest
The Miz
i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho
as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?
code broken i broke the walls down.
Chris Jericho
I’m glad Miz thinks of me when he’s taking a dumpski. I think of him when I’m banging his mum…
@mikethemiz I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight…people ran out and burned their barns in protest.
The Miz
@IAmJericho i just talked to my mom and she said not to worry it happens to alot of guys, you were nervous. Also y does she call u pinky

lolllll.

Fuck your source, nigga.

:rofl:

Miz just went up in my book, again.

I hope Miz uses his new-found code breaking to take down Batista.

I gotta take a Miz.

Stalls of Jericho - Miz and Jericho tag team! BOOK IT!

Sounds more like a better name for Orton/Jericho.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

That's why I love him.

I hate Twitter, but that was awesome

They both fail. On account of writing like twelve year olds on the internet.

Real men fully spell each word and use capitalization when appropriate, and occasionally for EMPHASIS.

ROFL

THREAD OF THE YEAR

Awesome.

I like this new guy already. :y:

I bet you do.

A bet you would win! :y:

I saw Jericho's side first, and was sad when I found out it was a back and forth. It'd be much funnier if it was just him trashing Miz.

Favorite part. :lol:

I was following this on Twitter, but I was not sure if it was real of not. Finding out this is real makes my day.

My thoughts exactly

lol

Miz should be Edge's replacement.

LOL Miz

Bwahahahah!!! :lol:

lmao, they both performed pretty greatly there.

Don't understand why this is legit, though.

:lol:

Funny shit there.

I did post about this in the casual forums but this thread is a better presentation Jimmy. :y:

LOL, that is awesome.

:rofl: The Miz versus Chris Jericho for Summer Slam.

BRB- Gotta take a WWE tv-pg booking.

gangrel13The curesed earth I walk7 minutes ago from web

lol it seems like they're both friends. Could be wrong though. Lord knows it's happened before.

I think STEVE BLACKMAN read all of mine and Xero's funny rants everywhere on these boards and wants to legitimately be THE STEVE BLACKMAN of DBX Connection...yeah that's it...we'll call him THE STEVE BLACKMAN. Get that right folks, he ain't just STEVE BLACKMAN anymore he's THE STEVE BLACKMAN, he has nunchakus and a cheesehead hat and he knows how to use both.:yes:

You're really running all this Steve Blackman business into the ground.

:|

http://karmasunn.tripod.com/Debsteve.jpg

Blackman will PUMP KICK your mom.

That's noone's mom, it's clearly one of his groupies.

I mean she's holding his fanny pack and everything

The feud is continuing, and Miz appears to be winning.

IAmJericho - @mikethemiz I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight...people ran out and burned their barns in protest
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz 15000 fans in attendance tonight and not one of them will buy a Chick Magnet tshirt.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho and im sure the fans in japan r excited about seeing u in ur banana hammock
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz wow the foxtail call center huh? What's next, a signing at piggly wigglys?
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho y did u want me to pick u up some tampons for u
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz that would be great and can u please pick me up some pepto as well...I just watched one of your matches.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho this tweetwar is so childish y dont u deal with ur midlife crisis with writin a new book entitled around the world in depends

:rofl:

As much has I love Jericho and hate Miz, this is great stuff.

:lol: BURN!

@mikethemiz this just in..Australian police have issued a warrant for Miz on the charges of impersonating a wrestler. Hes not welcome back.

@IAmJericho no wrestling classes needed i just watch ur matches n it shows me what not to do.

@IAmJericho wow u n dreamer shirtless by the pool the girls must be lining up u should charge a whale watchin fee

LOL

the barnburner joke is by a wide margin the funniest

This is some pretty funny shit.

this is hilarious... i'd almost get on twitter just for this alone..

This feud is pretty well over now, Ayotalla wins. I've taken the list from wrestlecrap, since they are doing play-by-play for the feud.

mikethemiz - just got done with improv class its so much fun. just like whippin jerichos ass on twitter. im awesome
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz improv class...cool. What time is wrestling class?
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz speaking of whales...how's yer mum?
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho no wrestling classes needed i just watch ur matches n it shows me what not to do
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz hmmm making wrestling jokes now? That's like Paulie shore making acting jokes to deniro...
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho wow uve got jokes. if u want a real good joke just look in ur pants peewee.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho heres another joke...look in the mirror
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho n yes chris ur a deniro i wish someday u can teach me to pucker my lips n walk down the ramp with a stick up my a$$
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz how do u know so much about my penis? Creepy...
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz wow that joke is as original as your Cena angle that u ripped off from me...
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz that pucker and stick up my ass walk has made me more money than you'll make in 20 years of mediocre matches and amateur promos
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz watch and learn junior as the master takes you to school
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz cheer up Miz, there's always the real world reunion circuit
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho well bitch im f@#kin a playboy bunny tonight n thats actually the truth beotch. what r u doin?
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho boy i wish i lived in tampa maybe i could be doin nothin. because la isnt goin off right now.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho i will give u funny...hell if i had the writers writen my tweets id be killin u. actually already am. hey master go make anothe
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho r million to sit at home with geek. im out havin peps hate me cause i am wwes most hated. y because i can ur not good enough
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho to be hated more than me. im awesome at everythin i do i made the real world, the challenges, everythin i ever done n peps hate
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho fact is that was truth not joke n u know it....master....master that
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mikethemiz - to parasites, jericholics or nerds dweebs dorks whatever u call urselves these days yes im out get off the computer n do sumthin be jealous
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz tsk tsk Miz u should know it's not smart to drink and tweet...

IAmJericho - @mikethemiz this just in...Miz drinks 3 light beers, makes fool of self and prematurely ejaculates in his sequined shorts w playboy bunny

ROFL

ALL HAIL JERICHO!!!!!

Jericho wins.

What he said :lol:

Seriously, this line is the finisher. lol

You can't top that.

LOL

Owned.

Heh, you think we might get a few shots at each other if they're ever on the mic? You know just off the cuff.

They should incorporate a shot into every promo.

I think the best line was about Miz ripping off Jericho with the Cena angle. I definitely thought about Jericho and Goldberg when the 'feud' started.

I demand this be brought to our screens.

lol @ Jericho basically calling himself the De Niro of wrestling

:D

Agreed.

You know, first reading it I was worried Miz was gonna own Jericho. To be honest, and I hate to admit it, at first he had the edge.

But then in that last segment Miz kinda falls apart and Jericho just destroys him.

Good stuff. Jericho is the man.

Although, Bruno line certainly keeps the feud alive.

@mikethemiz: settle down there's only six parts to it

:rofl:

This has really turned into a Last Man Standing match, and somehow Miz keeps getting up by 9.

IAmJericho @mikethemiz I just saw a movie that has nothing to do with your life. It's called The Wrestler.

mikethemiz@IAmJericho ur right. A movie about a washed up has been wrestler tryin to regain the fame he once had sounds more like ur career.

LOL. Just when Miz starts to draw closer... :lol:

lol

IAmJericho - @ mikethemiz: once again dude that's like Hanson bragging about having a bigger career than U2... (responding to miz posting about the fact seth green was on his flight)

@mikethemiz: I'm glad you recognized seth as I'm sure he had absolutely no idea who you were...

@mikethemiz: you remind me of turtle...


Mind you all of those came in about a 5 minute timespan, so I don't know that this is entirely over...yet.

...WOW THAT WAS AWESOME