WWE RAW Thread for 7/27/09 - WHERE THE FUCK DID THE VAULT GO!? Edition
 

What's up?

Vault/RAW Chat: http://www.justin.tv/tpww_vault/old

THE VAULT WILL NEVER DIE

I've never checked that link till now, what is that film(i think) showing on there atm??

So, Xero, give us a review on NoC.

The NeverEnding Story (1984)

I thought i recognised it!

WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT.

They're not horses, they're unicorns.

:love:

So, there's gonna be a confrontation between Shaq and Jericho apparently.

I might watch this so i can fall asleep easier, after jericho's been on ofcourse, will probs fall asleep during a miz match or something.

Loved it live, but in the big picture I was underwhelmed. Jeff winning was a surprise, Show was a let down and the crowd is nothing like it used to be. Might post a bit more in the NOC thread.

Really hoping for Show/Jericho vs. Shaq/?????, with Mizark as Shaq's "mystery partner".

I want this Shaq to show up tonight:

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Interesting cause i thought that was an amazing crowd, sounded like it on TV anyway.

Was dead most of the night and I expected it to be a bit more, you know, internet-minded.

Does WWE edit in crowd noises during PPV's now?:shifty:

They pipe in chants, I know that for sure. There were a few times I noticed "Hardy" chants cueing the crowd.

Shazam is gonna put me out of this show fast.

I'll see what's going on with Orton then go find something else to do.

I'm gonna guess Mark henry.

He's jobbing to Santino, for some reason I'm sure of it.

Cena is gonna pin Teddy, Cody, Miz, and Mark Henry tonight. Gotta get his heat back for not winning last night

Innovator, don't give them any ideas...

Nah, if it was them booking they'd toss Swagger and MVP in there also

So, how much of a train wreck can we expect tonight then?

This is going to be awful, i have that feeling about it.

Shaq will be tweeting non stop.

Cena and Birthday boy will fight for the rematch.

Some women's action.

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOARD!

CANO AND SWISH BACK TO BACK

ha, king almost messed up.

A 15 time NBA MVP?

I don't think I'm going to MoSu next week the way things are going.

I'm Here! I'm Here!

Birthday boy? Trips?

He's heeling already. Oh my...

Fuckin hell at how tall he is compared to king

No. My boy A-Rod playing down in Tampa right now.

OF COURSE TRIPLE H!

Pfft. Well, I wasn't far off now. Was I?

HHH iz winnin yo!111

HHH
MVP
Jack Swagger
Mark Henry
John Cena

Beat The Clock Challenge for #1 Contender

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My bad lol.

LOL!

MVP plays whipping boy the whole match. Watch.

ahahahahahaha

I think this is Mark Henry's night, hope I'm wrong though, I still don't like him as a face yet.

oh god........

Did...Shaq just kiss him?

This is already amazing.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

This is kinda funny.

<font color=goldenrod>Beat the Clock is stupid cause it totally buries the 5 opponents not involved in the challenge and shows they aren't good enough to be considered

Anyway, Triple H or Cena...again. Probably a time limit draw. Fucking hell.</font>

I'm on the west coast and don't get Raw for 3 hours but I heard that Mark Henry was involved in a beat the clock challenge for the title tonight and I have to say...

If Mark Henry wins and goes on to face Orton, you will be seeing an epic mark out here after I watch Raw. Just sayin... :D

I was wrong. Shaq is awesome!

DON'T EVER ZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHEN JERICHO IS ON:foc:

Shaq vs Jericho ?

Now this is gonna be a laugh

Me thinks you're a bit out of your jurisdiction, Deputy O'Neal.

$5 says Shaq is bigger

Please dont let the main event be Shaq vs Show.

Good God.. nose to nose!

Big shows lumpy head just makes him slightly taller

These first 10 minutes tromp the entire Raw from last week.

Big Show in a suit is pretty bad ass.

Fat Boiiiiii

Yeah. And Big Show got the better movies, as well.

?

Son of a bitch.

HAHAHA!

Jobbing tyme!

Cryme Time ... HMM!

Nice. Shaq hired them for the night. At least it's an explanation for them showing up.

Oooh god lol

At least Shaq can talk

Fat Boi and Christina .. now thats funny

Shaqs tryna bury jericho

Looks like we're in for a good show tonight

I love Jericho. Inserts himself between Show and Shaq to say "YEAH!"

Still the best. Even if he is a good two feet shorter than either of them.

Yeah, I agree with this.

Anyway, whoever faces Kendrick will go to Summerslam.

Yeah, he was good.

Sexual Chocolate up first in the Beat The Clock Challenge
vs Carlito

Was it too much to ask that we get a good guy that doesn't smile all the time?

Then again...Henry smiling scares the shit out of me.

Ninja Carlito - Afro Samurai.

Henry in 3:16.

bleh@this match

Until WWE decides to push someone other than orton/hhh/cena, raw will remain as the same dull bullshit its been for a few years now.

Yeah, I like Henry lots, but this is weak.

God forbid I hope The All-American American Jack Swagger wins the challenge

Thank God! Some consistency with the "under the rope" rule.

That's the highest Henry's ever lifted his leg. Ever.

This is horrible booking. They needed to make Henry a threat here.

The purpose of this is to win as fast as you can, Mizark.

He wont cause then it will be heel v heel dumbass

MVP or Mark Henry have to win to save Raw, and I don't even like Mark Henry.

If Carlito wins, he should take Henry's place

Gotta give HHH/cena some time eh?

Anyone with DVR rewind it and pause to 5:29

And the next guy goes lower and then Cena or Triple H beats that. Then next guy can't beat it, and either Cena or Triple H gets the pin but is 3 seconds too late.

Trips will do it in 8 seconds, Cena in 7.5