Official RAW Thread for 08/03/09 - "Juan stickied this, he's cool" edition
 

Yo.

As always: http://www.justin.tv/tpww_vault/old

Some douche? No sticky for you

Better?

lol

Someone say 'douche'?

'MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!'

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Not gonna lie, I will be here for once

Does anyone else hope that the handicap match tonight leads to Triple H v Ted at Summerslam?

Well it won't. It's gonna be DX vs Legacy.

I didn't even think of that. Damn

I hoped, but like has been said, it's DX time.

Shame too, because all that does is squash another Rockers reunion. :nono:

MARTY JANNETTY!!!! ROCK, ROCK NEVER STOP!!!!!!! :rofl::rofl:

This raw will be shit wont it?

Hopefully it's Raw roulette since they're at a casino.

It will be. Cause I'm not there. And I think that gamble is gonna pay off.

No pun intended.

PIVZ

Wow stupidly long intro

Whoa. How'd they get a car in there?

Lol, I love that asian guy.

WOOOOOO ARI

uugghhh

If only WWE wasn't PG...they would of had that asian guy prolly run out of the back of the trunk bare ass naked.

Thank god he didn't jump out naked like the Hangover

I should have took a side trip and poke around see if I could spot anybody before the show started.

ok can we get on with raw now?

Dr. Ken. I didn't know that was his name

There's your only pyro for the night.

What the hell is going on?

This is going to be fuckin terrible... I want Shaq back..

Totally always wanted to do that too.

THE MIZ!!!

mizzzzzzzzzzz shut this guy up please

This is without a doubt

The

Single

Worst

Idea

EVER

MIZ!

Raw truly is like a circus isnt it?

The Miz. The man who got his start, ironically, in a casino.

I can't stand this. Fuck raw.

I can't watch this crap.

Miz owned. Already a great Raw.

I understand wanting to do crosspromotion with celebs, but why would you let someone come make a mockery of your business.

This is fucking terrible, two more hours? Dunno if I'm gonna be able to do this.

:rofl: Lloyd!!!

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. This is bad.

Cena is going to destroy Miz again for the third time?

They need to do a better job of chosing guests.

Fourth, I think.

I don't hate Cena as much anymore

If Cena cut a shott promo right now on how bad this shit is I'd mark out.

I've turned over to see what changed, and look, its CENA, OUR SAVIOUR. :lol:

Seriously, I hope they get to take liberties with Piven and Dr Ken

Shoot, not shott, clearly.

Thats like the pot calling the kettle black Cena!

Nope. I'm home, Cena.

When did the Miz run and hide?

lol Miz shooting it down

HE MESSED UP!!

Summerfest

:rofl:

BOTCH! Thank you, and good night!

I am embarressed for the WWE.

The Summerfest...? Fuckin terrible. Get someone here with product knowledge for fucking sake.

SUMMERFEST! ROFL

LOL Cena reiterating it

Summerfest... Nice.

So does Miz go to Smackdown or ECW?

I've never wanted Cena to win more.

Miz to Smackdown?

wow, ok im officially done with raw tonight.

Maybe The Miz can go to SmackDown, where it's awesome, just like him.

is ECW still tied to RAW or they went back to smackdown ?

Cole really needs to stop with the cross-referencing.

I would love for HBK to come back tonight, just to turn on HHH

And here come the promos. Someone keep a tally.

Ditto, but he'll same the Game :(

i wonder how many people vince just fired just to cheer himself up

Gonna watch True Blood and have this in the background until I finally get sick of it.

I can't think of a worse opener of RAW ever, not exaggerating.

I bet Vince is at HQ calling the shots. Or on the casino floor.

Bourne vs. Swagga part 2.

So we'll have at least two rematches from last week, plus a third with a guy added to make it a handicap?

Why wasn't Bourne in the US Title match at Night of Champions?

This match is not flowing well.

That was crap, way to go.

MVP, yeah okay.

They needed to cue Swagger's music there. More poor plannin'.

Opening segment KILLED this crowd.

Made it. Late but made it. Yeah, it's gonna be DX, lol at Summerfest, Miz is going over this week, Bourne vs Swagger was sub-par. Ok. Caught up.

Ugh. Piven called Summerslam, Summerfest. Guess that'll be the new "funny" inside joke on here for a bit.

yeup instead of doing something special like the main event Shaq did, they just went back to Triple H vs Legacy and Cena v Miz feud that was destroyed weeks ago.

Although I did like it when Cena pointed out he messed up, Piven comes back with "and you're banned from Summerfest, whatever it is!"

You can go. You ain't gonna miss much of this disaster.

Can't sleep. Maybe this'll help.

How many times they gonna show this package? Just reminding us how good it was last week and how bad it is this week.

The clip of Jerichos promo from last week is better than anything else on the show so far.

Shaq would win. More agile.

So there's prob gonna be Shaq vs Big Show then??

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I was more excited about the Shaw recap than ANY part of this show.

Also, for the record, Shaq sold the double choke grab better than pretty much any big man. Honestly, I think it looked better than Kane/Show, Taker/Show ect. Just looked like they were actually battling instead of just holding each others throat.

Nah, they're just milking the one good celeb host they had. NBA won't let him wrestle. Too much potential to ruin a team's season.

If he fastens all 3 belts together, it might fit him.