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Kris P Lettus 08-09-2009 04:13 PM

NFL 2009 Season Thread
 
With the Hall of Fame Game tonight, Bills vs Titans, it is the beginning of pre-season.. The regular season is so close I can taste it.. I just hop I am able to make it to atleast one Saints game this year as I haven't been since before Hurricane Katrina.. Just look at it this way, the last game I went to our QB was Aaron Brooks and our star WR was Joe Horn.. That was a long time ago..

I am so ready for kickoff tonight, even though it's just pre-season..

Jesus Shuttlesworth 08-09-2009 04:15 PM

Come on DOG why you gotta be "different?" Couldn't make the title "NFL 2009 Season Thread" like every other sports thread? lol

Kris P Lettus 08-09-2009 04:19 PM

lol

OK

Kris P Lettus 08-09-2009 04:21 PM

Has anyone watched The T.O. Show??

Those two hating bitches get on my nerves so f'n bad.. I guess they are on there to make people like him more because compared to them, he is a very likable guy..

:o

Evil Vito 08-09-2009 07:13 PM

<font color=goldenrod>I'll watch a little bit just for the sake of seeing actual football. Stupid Giants aren't playing until a week from Monday. Gonna be real paranoid during pre-season though after seeing Osi get a season-ending injury against the Jets. Seems like every year there is at least one big name that gets a huge season-ending injury in preseason. Just wanna see them come out unscathed.

The regular season actually starts later than usual this year. Shit.</font> :(

Team Sheep 08-09-2009 07:23 PM

Wish Sky would sort something out. No pre season at all on UK TV this year. I just want to watch some NFL, even if it is just pre season.

Supreme Olajuwon 08-09-2009 07:24 PM

Vito, your posts make me so depressed. You're going to be completely bald by the time you're 25 the way you worry about everything.

Evil Vito 08-09-2009 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 2666033)
Vito, your posts make me so depressed. You're going to be completely bald by the time you're 25 the way you worry about everything.

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah. :( Add that to the fact that baldness runs in the family. :shifty:

To be fair though, the Giants do have ridiculous amount of defensive depth if an injury happens there. Osi's injury last year didn't hurt the D that much and now they have him back plus Canty, Bernard, Boley, etc.

Offensive injuries are the main concern for me. They are thin at wideout depth as is...can't afford anyone getting banged up there, plus Jacobs.</font>

Evil Vito 08-09-2009 09:24 PM

<font color=goldenrod>ROFL @ the Titans punter getting a 40 yard TD run.</font>

Kris P Lettus 08-09-2009 09:35 PM

That was awesome.. As was that OG getting man handled to cause the INT..

Kris P Lettus 08-09-2009 10:17 PM

Vince Young is playing like shit..

Supreme Olajuwon 08-09-2009 11:29 PM

LOL @ Chris Mortensen's kid

Supreme Olajuwon 08-09-2009 11:30 PM

and the camera cutting to Mortensen's disappointment

SammyG 08-10-2009 03:20 PM

lol wish I was there to see that.

Kris P Lettus 08-10-2009 04:11 PM

Awesome..

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Gonzo 08-10-2009 06:38 PM

One of the best trick plays I've ever seen. That punter is ballin'.

D Mac 08-10-2009 08:26 PM

NFL network shows ALL the preseason games. :cool:

Supreme Olajuwon 08-11-2009 04:36 AM

AJ Trapasso baby. Gonna miss him in Columbus this year.

owenbrown 08-11-2009 10:28 AM

That was awesome. Although I probably won't give too much hope for the Titans this year :(

Supreme Olajuwon 08-11-2009 10:31 AM

Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Cincinnati Bengals starts tomorrow night on HBO

Can't wait. Still the most painfully ironic name for a show though :'(

Jesus Shuttlesworth 08-12-2009 03:02 AM

I really don't know how that fake punt worked, once they saw the wing back start to motion back like that they should have known something was up and not gone balls out to block the punt. Even if they taught if they were running the reverse they should have just hung back a bit and stayed square, Griffin would have run like 17 yards to get a first down (it was 4th and 10)

Not trying to hate since it was a cool looking play but it should have never worked, doesn't matter if its preseason or not.

Supreme Olajuwon 08-12-2009 03:25 AM

If you look at the replay, one of the Bills hangs back to snuff out the fake and then gets juked right on the Hall of Fame logo by Trapasso.

Jesus Shuttlesworth 08-12-2009 03:51 AM

He gets deked by the fake end around but I guess at least he hung back a bit. Still though if you have ever played a down of football you gotta thing something is up there, why the fuck would they do that motion?

Supreme Olajuwon 08-12-2009 12:36 PM

I dunno, I mean I guess you have to still try to block the punt if you're that close in case it's only a decoy. But yeah they definitely handled it poorly.

Kris P Lettus 08-12-2009 01:32 PM

Saints are bringing in 36 year old former Bucs LB Derrick Brooks today for a workout due to the possible season ending injury to Mark Simoneau.. I know he is old, but when he was healthy last year he was still a beast..

Jesus Shuttlesworth 08-12-2009 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 2671726)
I dunno, I mean I guess you have to still try to block the punt if you're that close in case it's only a decoy. But yeah they definitely handled it poorly.

Yeah I guess the decoy thing could be the biggest problem, still though if I saw that happening in front of me my first reaction wouldn't be to try to block a punt. I would be so caught off guard by that motion I don't know what I would have done, definitely not that though lol

Hanso Amore 08-12-2009 06:35 PM

Honestly, I dont care about the punt fake as a bills fan. Much more angered me. I figure even the guys who role is to block the fake didntthink someone would bust it out in the preseason.

Seriously, Fisher is an amazing coach, but he blew that play for the year.

Evil Vito 08-12-2009 08:51 PM

<font color=goldenrod>That play wouldn't have worked in the regular season anyway because AJ Trapasso isn't going to be their punter. I doubt Craig Hentrich could pull off a run like that.</font>

Supreme Olajuwon 08-13-2009 02:58 AM

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/app...f432e987de.jpg

dunno but LOL

SammyG 08-13-2009 05:24 AM

I wish Tony Romo was St.Louis's QB

Volare 08-13-2009 02:33 PM

Let's go Vikes. I think we can make a good run this year.

RoXer 08-13-2009 09:37 PM

Vick to the Eagles

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4397938

Triple Naitch 08-13-2009 09:41 PM

lol wow

Droford 08-13-2009 09:46 PM

How long before some Eagles fan throws dog food (or worse?) at Vick durring a game?

screech 08-13-2009 09:52 PM

Not sure how I feel about Vick going to the Eagles.

screech 08-13-2009 09:53 PM

Isn't he not allowed to play until like, Week 6?

Jeritron 08-13-2009 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammyG (Post 2673753)
I wish Tony Romo was St.Louis's QB

He's never won a playoff game and is a huge choke artist. ESPN just hypes him up becaues he's on the Cowboys and fucked Jessica Simpson, to which I say good for him but it doesn't make him a great quarterback

SuperSlim 08-13-2009 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 2674981)
Isn't he not allowed to play until like, Week 6?

He's allowed to play in the preseason but not in the regular season until a decision is made and the deadline for that decision is week 6.

Evil Vito 08-14-2009 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeritron (Post 2675122)
He's never won a playoff game and is a huge choke artist. ESPN just hypes him up becaues he's on the Cowboys and fucked Jessica Simpson, to which I say good for him but it doesn't make him a great quarterback

<font color=goldenrod>And I'm pretty sure Jessica Simpson has been outspoken about no sex till marriage...so yeah, Romo fails.</font> :cool:

SammyG 08-14-2009 10:26 AM

I'm sure Nick Lachey gave it to her repeatedly anyway... were they married? oh wait, i think they were. Meh.

RAMS JETS PRESEASON TODAY YEAH..

Too bad I am in greece. I fly out at 8 am tomorrow morning, rams game at 2 am live my time. Prolly gonna stay up and watch it, then pack and fly out.

screech 08-14-2009 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperSlim (Post 2675148)
He's allowed to play in the preseason but not in the regular season until a decision is made and the deadline for that decision is week 6.

Ah I gotcha.

What are the odds they drop Kolb now? :lol:

Supreme Olajuwon 08-14-2009 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeritron (Post 2675122)
He's never won a playoff game and is a huge choke artist. ESPN just hypes him up becaues he's on the Cowboys and fucked Jessica Simpson, to which I say good for him but it doesn't make him a great quarterback

Come on now, you don't put up 90+ QB Ratings in your first 3 seasons without being at least a pretty good quarterback.

SammyG 08-14-2009 09:30 PM

lol Sanchez 48 yard completion right off the bat against the Rams.

Rams 1st string offense looks OK I guess, Bulger hangs on to the ball too much...

SammyG 08-14-2009 10:31 PM

wooo Keith Null TD

Also, Samkon Gado had a 77 yard TD run for us. ... lol, I guess.

SammyG 08-14-2009 10:53 PM

RAMS WIN HOLY FUCK

preseason.

Jeritron 08-15-2009 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 2676472)
Come on now, you don't put up 90+ QB Ratings in your first 3 seasons without being at least a pretty good quarterback.

What does that matter? He's awful when it counts

CSL 08-15-2009 11:34 AM

So THEORETICALLY SPEAKING, let's say McNabb goes back to his injury ways and goes down round about Week 6 and Vick comes in and hasn't lost a step, does a Jeff Garcia. McNabb has gotta be into his 30's now. Do you think the Eagles would ever trade him in that position and go with the younger Vick? Or do you think Vick would get a bumper deal somewhere else?

Evil Vito 08-15-2009 11:38 AM

<font color=goldenrod>Andre Brown out for the season. Shit. Now Ahmad Bradshaw and Danny Ware really gotta step up.</font>

Supreme Olajuwon 08-16-2009 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CSLi Manning (Post 2677134)
So THEORETICALLY SPEAKING, let's say McNabb goes back to his injury ways and goes down round about Week 6 and Vick comes in and hasn't lost a step, does a Jeff Garcia. McNabb has gotta be into his 30's now. Do you think the Eagles would ever trade him in that position and go with the younger Vick? Or do you think Vick would get a bumper deal somewhere else?

If they do that, they'd be out of their minds. Vick's never been that good of a QB anyway.

owenbrown 08-16-2009 02:43 PM

was in a Buffalo Wild Wings yesterday and watched of all teams the DETROIT LIONS comeback to beat the Falcons on a game winning 47 yd FG by Jason Hanson (he is STILL their kicker?! :wtf:)

McLegend 08-16-2009 02:52 PM

I think the Eagles would def be willing to trade McNabb if Vick works out, and actually becomes a good QB.

Front office isn't really big on McNabb.

Supreme Olajuwon 08-16-2009 03:06 PM

I dunno if any of you saw Hard Knocks this week, but basically there was a scene where the coaches were all sitting in a meeting with team owner Mike Brown. For the duration of the meeting, the coaches, including Marvin Lewis, sat there and listened as Mike Brown told them what he thought they should do with their players. Now I don't know about you, but that really really aggravates me. Mike Brown is telling his coaches how to do their jobs. That's fucked up.

Jesus Shuttlesworth 08-16-2009 07:33 PM

He is the paying the salaries so I guess he can do that. I see what you are saying though, you don't become a team owner because you are smart in the business sense, not the football sense.

Gonzo 08-16-2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 (Post 2677140)
Andre Brown out for the season. Shit. Now Ahmad Bradshaw and Danny Ware really gotta step up.

Whaaaa? Source?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 2678381)
I dunno if any of you saw Hard Knocks this week, but basically there was a scene where the coaches were all sitting in a meeting with team owner Mike Brown. For the duration of the meeting, the coaches, including Marvin Lewis, sat there and listened as Mike Brown told them what he thought they should do with their players. Now I don't know about you, but that really really aggravates me. Mike Brown is telling his coaches how to do their jobs. That's fucked up.

Yeah I saw this. I thought it was obnoxious. I think you gotta let Marvin Lewis coach his team. Overbearing owners don't usually find a lot of success. Let the football minds coach the football aspect.

Evil Vito 08-16-2009 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 2678534)
Whaaaa? Source?

http://www.giants.com/news/headlines...story_id=39267

<font color=goldenrod>It's really sad to see this happen so early in camp, especially to a rookie. Doesn't even get to appear in a game.</font>

Gonzo 08-17-2009 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 (Post 2678602)
http://www.giants.com/news/headlines...story_id=39267

It's really sad to see this happen so early in camp, especially to a rookie. Doesn't even get to appear in a game.

It pisses me off. Sure, injuries happen every year like this, but fuck. I get so mad when a guy goes down in practice. I was looking at the newspaper today and noticed the number of guys who don't practice because of nagging injuries (specifically for the Giants.) What the fuck are these guys doing in the offseason? I'm no trainer or doctor, but most of these injuries have got to be due to lack of conditioning.

SammyG 08-17-2009 12:39 PM

lol @ 2 more Rams receivers going down to injury. Fuck, Curry could be our number 1 to start the year.

DrA 08-17-2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 2678381)
I dunno if any of you saw Hard Knocks this week, but basically there was a scene where the coaches were all sitting in a meeting with team owner Mike Brown. For the duration of the meeting, the coaches, including Marvin Lewis, sat there and listened as Mike Brown told them what he thought they should do with their players. Now I don't know about you, but that really really aggravates me. Mike Brown is telling his coaches how to do their jobs. That's fucked up.

Jerry Jones syndrome

SammyG 08-17-2009 12:50 PM

For FUCK'S sake

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9...ould-come-back

ClockShot 08-17-2009 02:47 PM

Chiefs sign Ashely Lelie.

Him and Toomer going deep, that could be a nasty tandem.

SammyG 08-17-2009 03:03 PM

Omg I hate Brett Favre. FUCK YOU if you come back, you piece of shit.

#1-norm-fan 08-17-2009 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammyG (Post 2679713)
Omg I hate Brett Favre. FUCK YOU if you come back, you piece of shit.

What happened? :wtf:

Or was that just a completely random, out of the blue rant? lol

DaveBrawl 08-17-2009 03:39 PM

There's reports he may come back.

Heard on the radio that he told one of the Vikings players that if he wouldn't of had to go to training camp he would of signed with them.

Evil Vito 08-17-2009 03:41 PM

<font color=goldenrod>ie: he's a lazy piece of shit

Then again Strahan did the same thing with the Giants in 2007...HOF-bound vets think they are above camp.</font>

#1-norm-fan 08-17-2009 03:41 PM

Just researched. Apparently Jay Glazer just wrote an article about some "unnamed" Vikings players saying they still expect Favre to be with the team come opening day.

I don't buy it. Favre retired. If he comes back or makes an official statement saying "I'm still thinking about it" or something, then be pissed at him. Until then, be pissed at Jay Glazer for not letting the issue die.

owenbrown 08-17-2009 03:47 PM

If Favre comes back, I hope the Vikings become the next team to go 0-16

SammyG 08-17-2009 03:51 PM

Same here.

Evil Vito 08-17-2009 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 2679019)
It pisses me off. Sure, injuries happen every year like this, but fuck. I get so mad when a guy goes down in practice. I was looking at the newspaper today and noticed the number of guys who don't practice because of nagging injuries (specifically for the Giants.) What the fuck are these guys doing in the offseason? I'm no trainer or doctor, but most of these injuries have got to be due to lack of conditioning.

<font color=goldenrod>I was wondering the same thing. I won't really get worried though until probably Week 3 of preseason when guys are supposed to have their stamina up to last 2 1/2 quarters.</font>

Splaya 08-17-2009 06:27 PM

Bulger out for the next 2 weeks with a broken pinkie.

Word has it the injury happened when Bulger took a snap from center.

Innovator 08-17-2009 07:09 PM

GIANTS FOOTBALL BABY

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gonzo 08-17-2009 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 2679687)
Chiefs sign Ashely Lelie.

Him and Toomer going deep, that could be a nasty tandem.

lol Toomer is no deep threat.

Evil Vito 08-17-2009 09:45 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Completely random observation...is it me or are the names on the back of the Giants' jerseys ridiculously small?</font>

Supreme Olajuwon 08-17-2009 09:53 PM

Glad to see Carr isn't wearing those stupid white gloves this year. At least for now.

FearedSanctity 08-17-2009 11:34 PM

Quote:

"Bombshell alert" issued as to the Broncos

Posted by Mike Florio on August 17, 2009 9:20 PM ET
Jamie Dukes of NFL Network has dropped a hint, Twitter style, that big news might soon be emerging from Broncos' camp.

Specifically, Dukes says there's a "BOMBSHELL ALERT COMING OUT OF DENVER."

Dukes later offered this clue: "No one died if that's what you're worried about but i just don't know what they are thinking."

He also says that "Jason LaCanfora is working the story and will be posting it on his blog late tonight."

Our guess is that the Broncos are either trading Brandon Marshall or taking some sort of action against him based on the perception that he's in some way embellishing an injury that has kept him out of action for most of camp.

It's also possible that they are signing Brett Favre.

We haven't asked Jay Glazer to make a prediction on that one.

Yet.

The only thing about which we're reasonably certain at this point is that La Canfora had better get his ass in gear, because thanks to Dukes the fox hunt is on.
God fucking damnit can we just cut it out already. La Canfora is apparently a beat writer for the Ravens

Evil Vito 08-18-2009 12:10 AM

<font color=goldenrod>LOL awesome finish. Fuck the other 3 preseason games, bring on the regular season.</font>

Supreme Olajuwon 08-18-2009 12:11 AM

Carson Palmer out with a high ankle sprain

HERE WE GO

Jesus Shuttlesworth 08-18-2009 12:18 AM

I want Favre to come back, would much rather watch him play than Sage Rosenfelt or whatever his name is. Remember when he got to play against the Colts last year when he was on the Texans? That was some of the worst quarterback play I've ever seen, handed the game to the Colts.

Jesus Shuttlesworth 08-18-2009 12:27 AM

http://ustre.am/4sHM

LOL Chad Johnson listening to classic music and smoking a cigar in a dorm room right now while live streaming it all. What the fuck?

FearedSanctity 08-18-2009 12:41 AM

And the dull conclusion...

Quote:

Broncos apologize to WR Brandon Marshall <!-- p class="post-info-author">By Jason La Canfora</p -->

Posted: August 17th, 2009 | Jason La Canfora | Tags: apology, Brandon Marshall, Brian Xanders, Denver Broncos, Harvey Steinberg, Jay Cutler, Joe Ellis, Josh McDaniels, Kennard McGuire, Pat Bwolen, trade demand
The Denver Broncos apologized to disgruntled wide receiver Brandon Marshall this week for an incident involving their public relations staff, according to league and team sources, another unusual event in what has been a trying offseason between the sides.
Broncos chief operating officer Joe Ellis apologized to Marshall on behalf of the organization after a junior member of the team’s public relations staff was instructing players Friday on what to say after the team’s preseason game that night, according to sources. The public relations staffer specifically was urging them not to express too much joy or emotion if questioned by the media about Marshall’s acquittal on battery charges earlier that day in a Georgia courtroom, the sources said.
Marshall, who has been seeking a trade, already had trust issues with the Broncos, clashing over his contract (he would like an extension beyond the year remaining on his rookie deal) and the team’s treatment of his hip injury, and this incident only deepened that chasm, according to sources.
Marshall, 25, was accompanied by lawyer Harvey Steinberg at the face-to-face meeting with Ellis, and believes the “coaching” being done by the public relations staffer was in fact a directive from upper management, according to league sources. Broncos sources rebuffed that notion and attributed the incident to the public relations staffer being “overzealous” and acting on his own.

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/08/17/bron...ndon-marshall/

Evil Vito 08-18-2009 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Shuttlesworth (Post 2680757)
http://ustre.am/4sHM

LOL Chad Johnson listening to classic music and smoking a cigar in a dorm room right now while live streaming it all. What the fuck?

:rofl:

D Mac 08-18-2009 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 2679687)
Chiefs sign Ashely Lelie.

Him and Toomer going deep, that could be a nasty tandem.

Cool. Don't forget Dwayne Bowe.

Supreme Olajuwon 08-18-2009 12:58 AM

child please

Jesus Shuttlesworth 08-18-2009 01:27 AM

Dude's fucked, calling himself Esteban and he keeps saying kiss the baby lol

Supreme Olajuwon 08-18-2009 01:44 AM

lol @ Marvin almost catching him smoking in his room and Chad freaking out about it

probably gonna make the news now

Loose Cannon 08-18-2009 01:54 PM

Bombshell Alert

Loose Cannon 08-18-2009 01:54 PM

that should be up on the screen every time Mark Sanchez steps on to the field

CSL 08-18-2009 02:28 PM

Suprised there hasn't been more Favre mentioned. He's in Minnesota, expected to sign a $10-12m 1 year deal etc etc

Loose Cannon 08-18-2009 02:31 PM

probably cause nobody gives a shit anymore. the back and forth just gets tiring after a while

owenbrown 08-18-2009 02:43 PM

It's time for America's Favorite Game: "How much can Brett Favre piss on his legacy?"

#1-norm-fan 08-18-2009 03:28 PM

Scary as it seems, Adrian Peterson just got better.

SammyG 08-18-2009 03:34 PM

I FUCKING HATE BRETT FAVRE

UmbrellaCorporation 08-18-2009 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 2681624)
Scary as it seems, Adrian Peterson just got better.

Wow, holy shit. I didn't even think of that until you said it. Vikings might be beastly this year if this comes to pass.

UmbrellaCorporation 08-18-2009 04:18 PM

And it is official.

Favre is a Viking.

Hanso Amore 08-18-2009 04:20 PM

OH MY FUCKING GOD

FearedSanctity 08-18-2009 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammyG (Post 2681634)
I FUCKING HATE BRETT FAVRE


Hanso Amore 08-18-2009 04:29 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

When will he fucking go away?

CSL 08-18-2009 04:32 PM

Can't wait for Packers/Vikings @ Lambeau

Loose Cannon 08-18-2009 04:36 PM

STOP DOING THIS

D Mac 08-18-2009 05:33 PM

Brett loves the game.

Mr. Monday Morning 08-18-2009 06:37 PM

A Vikings fan reacts

Quote:

Oh, so NOW you decide to sign, you f**king cockrut? Only now, because you were too f**king old and lazy to actually bother with training camp, you stubbled assgazer? I am supposed to be relieved that you finally “changed your mind”, you f**king douchetender? Oh, thank God you’re here! Thank God the man who had a worse passer rating than T-Jack and Gus Frerotte combined last year, AND threw more picks than both of them, is now in the fold! Huzzah! Another triumphant playoff loss to the Eagles is all but assured now!

Say, this is funny. Remember two weeks ago, when Brett Favre told Lofty Peter King just how devastated he was that he had to say no to the Vikings? When really he just was just lying right through his f**king bumpkin teeth because he didn’t want to bother to do things like get into shape or learn the playbook? That was fun. And I’m crazy excited for the press conference later today, when he explains that he changed his mind when really, he didn’t want to bother to do things like get into shape or learn the playbook. BUT THAT’S BRETT FAVRE FOR YOU. HE JUST LOVES THE GAME TOO DAMN MUCH.

YOU MASSIVE SHITBURGLAR. NOW I HAVE TO SPEND A WHOLE GODDAMN YEAR PRETENDING TO WISH YOU WELL WHEN, IN FACT, I HOPE YOU FALL OFF YOUR PORCH AND HAVE YOUR THROAT SLASHED BY A BEER BOTTLE. I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU FUCK.

Look, I get that the Vikings have a real problem with the QB position. But really, does anything think the ultimate solution for this team is a 39-year-old pick machine who confesses to having a tired body and doesn’t actually want to do any of the hard work involved with playing the position successfully? That’s what makes Favre so f**king annoying. “Fuggit. I’ll jusgeddoutdurr anthrowitaroun.” This guy has been in the league for years and years, and he still somehow thinks he doesn’t have to do any of the sh*t everyone else has to do to win games. He’s the f**king Steve Spurrier of quarterbacking.

The fact of the matter is that Brett Favre doesn’t actually love football. He just loves being a football player. He likes running out having people scream his name and all that sh*t. And that’s fine. I don’t begrudge any man that right. But I don’t want to hear about how he’s coming back for the love of the game. If he loved the game so much, he’d work to NOT FUCKING SUCK AT IT WHEN IT COUNTS. Just the kind of player who fits into the Vikings organization. I hate that I root for this goddamn team.

It’s gonna be a long year. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.


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