TPWW Hardcore Championship ver. 2
 

A long time ago when I first started posting (circa 2003 i believe) There was a thread called TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP. As current TPWW Champion and the person with the highest number of reigns (see spam) I am bringing it back.

Rules- you must in your post describe the way you pinned the person before you. Much like the hardcore championship it is somewhat 24/7 except that the person posting before you must be online when you pin them. If they aren't online for 2 hours you may then make a pin anyway.


First person to post, just say *awarded title* but you can make a little story of it if you want.

As Afterlife begins to leave he feels a slight tag on the buttocks. He turns around expecting to find someone pleasantly waiting to grope him in a homosexual way. Instead he is belly to back suplexed through a nearby table, his head hits the wall on the way down, and he is pinned.

Oh, you have to look at the current champions last activity to decide if they have been offline long enough. Not based on when they posted in here last.


Also. eventually I'll make it so that you can't get an automatic rematch. But untill it starts getting a bit more posts it's ok for now.

Noid fucks Clox in the ass to avenge Afterlife, to which Clox submits. Juan closes thread.

**GTV catches it all**

JS asks Noid if he wants some tickets to the kickass RoH show nobody knows about, and he gets so excited once he finds out the main event will be Chris Hero vs Generic Indy Star With No Psychology #5920 that he faints. JS takes this oppurtunity to pin Noid to become the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

TPWW CHAMPION!!!!!

Xero summons the allmighty STEVE BLACKMAN and commands him to Soul Stare JS. STEVE BLACKMAN takes no commands and Soul Stares Xero, killing him instantly.

J. Diesel removes the Steve Blackman costume off of himself and breaks a massive bundle of an ultimate 42 kendo sticks over Xero's head, pins, takes title, and runs to Alcatraz for safety

Just as JD gets to the dock for Alcatraz, he sees a boat in the distance. As it approaches, Roddy Piper is revealed through the fog. He jumps from the boat and hits JD with a lead pipe and pins him. He takes off a Piper mask to reveal the real Xero as he runs off into the distance.

If you win you aren't TPWW champion. You are TPWW hardcore champion. I am TPWW Champion and I will never put my title on the line.

J. Diesel decides to be a man and use his own BXCW character, J. Diesel. As he swims at thrice the speed Xero's boat is going, he catches up and rips the motor off the boat (like a boss). He then proceeds to dominate Xero with furious vengeance and finally, with a .45 Special, makes Xero shout the words "I QUIT"

Volare finds Jamesdiesel on the street trying to promote his new title. He gets ahold of Xero through the Vault, and uses him as a distraction. When jamesdiesel sees Xero, he panics and starts to run....into the size 15 steel toed boot of Volare, who pins him 1,2,3.


You new TPWW Hardcore Champion, "Big V" Volare.

*walks to volare and just as volare is thanking vince mcmahon for the opportunity, Vince shoves him up against the wall like a piece of crap, rendering him unconscious and Italian $tallion gets the pinfall and the belt!*

:D

*fights urge to lock this thread*

That would make me the champion forever.

**is dead**

And IF I become TPWW "commissioner" I will force you to defend or strip you of the title. :shifty:

:D Juan

*Walks up to taker707 disguised as Chuck Norris, fist pops out of chin, knocks out taker707...*

*1...2...3! "BAHGAWD, we have a new TPWW Hardcore Champion!"

*urge to close rising*

*has an urge to destroy the hardcore title*

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*agrees with Juan*

Well this WAS closed for a while...I don't care. I am not putting my championship up for grabs unless it's against IC and it's for both his and my title, end of story. It's my way or the highway, folks!

U need a um (cough) bodyguard? I'm not Diesel's height, but I guarntee I'm taller than most on here.

Sure, there's no pay involved on my part to you since I get little enough as it is from this gig...I'll make you my bodyguard, as well as you are in charge of making sure the belt is not taken without my knowledge, and making sure it's nice and shiny for all my appearances in front of the parasitic tapeworms out there.

:lol: This otta be fun.

FROM THE SHADOWS

All day today I've been hanging around this house. Waiting. I haven't been able to sleep. I just need one phone call and then, I'm good. I wait patiently. Patiently. Suddenly the phone rings. Answer. And as soon as he does I move. His eyes are now filled with questions. I shove the cell phone into his skull. Even so, I think it was the wrong number.


*pins CSLI manning to become the champion*

Throws fatass cat onto Indifferent Clox. Clox knocked out due to the extreme fatness of the cat. Cat pins Clox and is new TPWW champion. Smelly Meatball rolls cat over to pin to become new TPWW Hardcore champion. Meatball hides into a room with all the doors locked, lights shut, and 1 window that is mysteriously open.

Kane Knight crawls through the open window and recreates the Katie Vick angle with Smelly Meatball. In the process, Kane Knight pins Smelly Meatball for the 1-2-3 (and about 32 minutes in total).

WINNER and NEWWWWWWWWWWW TPWW CHAMPION... KANE KNIGHT!!!

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On TPWW.net, former Hardcore Champion and current TPWW Champion, "Indifferent Clox" makes a thread about Kane Knight. Which Kane Knight reads, cries and then spends the next 4 hours deciding on replies to amke to other threads so he doesn't ahve to break his "no replies with threads with my name on them" rule. He is obv. emotionally spent. I pin him and he doesn't even try to kick out.

Juan locks Indifferent Clox in the dreaded Taco-Locko. Clox taps like a little bitch.

WINNER and NEWWWWWWWWWW TPWW Champion....JUAN!

Not the Taco Locko. And Not Juan!

Ok new rule you can't win the Hardcore championship on behalf of another poster or entity or whatever. Only the poster you are can win.

Also you can't retire the title.

However, I will take the title off Juan and on James Steele.

No bombs nor via anything. But now your the champ because I'm the crazed/ stoned commissioner and I can put the belt on anyone. RUN WITH IT!

lol

Stabs you in stomach and takes it out of you wipes off on shirt and puts around waist.

Stabbing? Cheater

new jack did it.

ok in the interest of fairness i offer him a rematch, but he comes in and in the interest of fairness swallows the title again. I then fill his mouth with draino and he vomits it up in the hospital in a life saving procedure that the american insurance woun't pay for as a pree existing condition due oto the stabbing story on tpww.

JAMES STEELE ANNHILATES DIFFERENT CLOX. HE TRAPS HIM IN THE CAPS LOCK. CLOX TAPS! CLOX TAPS! CLOX TAPS!

THE WINNER AND NEWWWWWWWWWWW TPWW CHAMPION: JAMES STEELE!!!!

*Sneaks up behind Steele, and hits him over the head with a 'think BIG' size bag of Skittles, and gets the pin, as the Skittles scatter everywhere in the ring. J.R. then races into the ring looking concerned for Steele, before pulling out a giant bottle of barbeque sauce. He pours it over the Skittles and devours them one by one to the crowds mixed delight and disgust.*

You aren't TPWW Champion if you win, you are TPWW Hardcore Champion. I only put my TPWW Title on the line in Efeds.

This technically is an e-fed.

*announces a clusterfuck 10-man hell in the cell ladder match for the TPWW Championship @ the next PPV...SUMMERFEST

As DAMN iNATOR is celebrating in the ring watching JR eat the bbq'd skittles, The Jayman comes into the ring looking to form an alliance. They shake hands but as DAMN INATOR turns around he is met with a pie to the face from Jayman's secret partner...Doink the Clown! The Jayman pins DAMN iNATOR to win the harcore title and him and Doink leave in a small clown car and DAMN iNATOR lays in the ring while JR licks the pie off of his face.

Roll up pin. New hardcore champ!

This is not an EFED at all. EFED's are still decided by a booker. Not just someone coming in and saying "I win".

ROHFan21 while waiting for Indifferent Clox to turn around places a steel chair on the ground. Clox turns around ROHFan21 nails him with a knee to the gut and follows up with a jumping facebuster to the chair. ROHFan21 puts 1 finger on Clox chest and gets the three count winning the Hardcore Title. ROHFan21 straps on the title and heads out of the arena hopping in a car and driving off

Gertner with his manager Mike Knox's beard follow ROHfan21 in their Dodge Stratus. Meet ROHFan21 at his home. Pulls a steel chair out of Knox's beard and wallops him with it. The ref who travelled with the two makes the count. Gertner wins the belt and drives back to the arena.

At the arena, screech ambushes Gertner and the two brawl all the way down to the ring. Gertner gains the upper hand, and is gearing up for his finisher. Suddenly, the arena lights go red and a sadistic laugh echoes throughout. On the titantron appears a Kane mask followed by the phrase: "GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!" Seizing the distraction, screech nails Gertner with a large Steveweiser can, pins him and grabs the belt. He is then carried out of the arena by AC Slater, who was doing commentary with Mr. Belding and Zack Morris.

Damn it beard! Attack!

Screech is porning it up in a nearby hotel room clox waits outside. As dustin and slater finiSh watching chyna breaks through the window. Screech diamond powers gives a quick crotch chop before running out of the room. Clox trips him into a nearby room service cart. Clox Pins the ko'ed screech to win the title.

After coming to, screech sees Clox masturbating to Chyna's playboy (even though Chyna is naked in front of him). While watching in utter disgust, he hears the rustling of the beard of Mike Knox (sent by Gertner to get revenge) behind him and hits the deck. The beard KO's Clox, allowing screech to pick up the three count. The beard roars in frustration as screech hops on Lisa Turtle's pogo stick and they hop into the night.

***Pulls out deed to title***

***Takes belt from IC***

***Slaps back of IC's hand***

***Leaves***

*Watches this unfold on a monitor and laughs while holding the title he won from Clox earlier in the day*

***screech realizes his belt is only a Diva's championship belt replica***

***emo tear***

Now that doesn't make any goddamn sense.

While screech is in back trying to figure out what is going on, he turns the corner and there is Lisa Turtle. She lures him into the next room and The Gold Standard is there and hits screech with his robot, Kevin's, head, that he built during Saved by the Bell. The Gold Standard then covers screech and becomes the NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!

As The Gold Standard is celebrating in his locker room full of gold bars, he neglects to realize that screech has painted himself gold to blend into the room. As he waits to attack, Shelton Benjamin enters to join the celebration. The new champ immediately creams his pants and faints. This allows screech to step on his chest and pick up the three count to regain the title.

As screech is walking back to the locker room thinking it is all over for the day, Zack Morris is there and he hits his remote control and the lockers fly open and smack screech in the face knocking him out. The Gold Standard runs out from the locker and covers screech to become a 2X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!! On his way out he gives Zack Morris a gold bar for his help.

As The Gold Standard is walking down the hallway, he runs into Kelly Kapowski, who is very excited to meet a champion. Her excitement turns to heavy flirtation as she begins make advances toward him (which he of course does not turn down). Zack Morris sees this as he comes from the locker room and becomes enraged. He grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and lays out the champion. Hearing the commotion, screech makes his way to the scene. Without asking questions, he makes the cover and gets the three count. Kelly grabs the title and hands it to screech, while a devilish grin appears across Zack's face. The three leave to celebrate the win at The Max, which Zack will pay for using the gold bar he received as "payment" from the former champion.

While reading the highlights of TPWW Hardcore Championship match on tpww.com, Smelly Meatball rushes out of the house to find screech and Zack. Beats up both of them and pins screech to become new TPWW Hardcore Champion. As Smelly Meatball walks away, he realizes the gold bar is worth more and tosses the hardcore title into the nearest garbage can. Smelly Meatball runs to The Max and pins the owner of The Max to become new TPWW Gold Bar Champion.

grabs the hardcore championship from the Trash.

Finds Smelly Meatball in his spaghetti and eats him along with the goldbar title.

*nails finishing maneuver on Screech, puts a chair directly underneath his head, grabs another and performs a Con-chair-to...*
1!...
2!...
3! (bell rings)

New Champ!

*promptly takes P.O.S. belt, drops it into the trash, and explodes the championship via remote, destroying it forever.*

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comes out to win title then realizes the title has been destroyed. cries a little then says fuck it

Knowing he didn't have the belt to lose, screech superkicks Clox out the window of The Max, and gets the three count in the parking lot. He grabs the belt and hops into Mr. Belding's car with the rest of the gang. They zoom away blasting the Saved by the Bell theme song.

Clox was in the trunk. Do I even need to describe what physical pain screech and many other charecters, endured?

No.
123
new champ

Way to get creative, Clox :roll:

Back at the arena, Clox is celebrating his win in the locker room. As he leaves to make more ridiculous posts on TPWW.net, The Jayman (who was still upset after his missed opportunity) catches sight of him and attacks. He stands over him in disbelief, and is just about to make the cover, when screech blindsides him with the head of his robot. He then covers the fallen Clox to become the new champion.

Punches Screech directly in the penis. Then pins him and runs away, screaming like a scared little girl.

While AJ Hayes is running like a girl, he runs directly into the rock hard abs of AC Slater, who was practicing dance moves with The Jayman, and is out cold. Jayman sees another opportunity to pick up the title, and is ready to seize it. Seconds before making the cover, Slater turns him inside out with a clothesline. This allows screech to crawl to the cover and pick up the three count. He hobbles away to put some ice on his penis, while The Jayman watches in anger.

"ALLIGATORS! POKEMON! POKEMON AND ALLIGATORS! BAH GAWD NOT THE USED TOOTHBRUSH!"

Pin 123
new champ

:wtf:

Screech sends out his Snorlax to Body Slam Clox. Snorlax rolls over and uses Rest, allowing screech to get the pinfall.

Nuh Uh

While screech is standing over Clox after taking the belt back, Violet Anne Bickerstaff runs up to the love of her life, screech. screech sees her and runs like hell. The Gold Standard sees screech running around the corner and hits him with a golden bar. He pins screech to be come a 3X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!! The Gold Standard walks away as Violet tends to screech.

SWERVE!

As The Gold Standard is walking to his car, The Jayman decks him with one of the champion's gold bars. With the champion down, he surveys the scene before going to make the cover. At the count of two, the Snorlax awakes from his slumber and attacks The Jayman in a grumpy rage. After seeing this unfold, screech covers The Gold Standard and gets the three count to become a nine time champion. Needing an escape, he reluctantly hops in Violet's car. The two drive back to Bayside High to meet the rest of the gang for a pep rally.

During the Pep Rally at Bayside High, the marching band is playing and screech going crazy. He loves it and then Violet tries to kiss him and he runs away. Hiding in the band playing the Gold Cymbals is The Gold Standard, and he jumps out and slams the cymbals against screech's head. screech falls down and The Gold Standard covers screech to become a 4X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!! The Gold Standard then takes the belt and runs to his car and speeds away.

oh man 4x

After he sped away from the rally, The Gold Standard decided to hit the club to celebrate another win. While he is having a good time, he spots Mr. Belding gettin down as he always does:

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He laughs to himself while watching his moves, and pours another drink before hitting the dance floor. Amid the sexy partying, he neglects to realize that screech has come in the back door.

While the champion is gettin his groove on with Belding and the ladies, screech attacks, smashing a bottle over his head. He gets the cover to become a ten (10) time champion, while Belding continues to dance and cause a diversion for screech to sneak out of the club. The new champion hops on a scooter he saw in the parking lot and speeds back home to rebuild Kevin.

screech not realizing that the scooter he took was the famous male model Hansel's, was blind sided by Hansel as he pulls out of the parking lot. Hansel is ok with screech taking his scooter and invites him over for some tea with Derek Zoolander. screech, forgetting about Kevin, accepts the invitation.

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While having the tea, screech starts to hallucinate and thinks he sees Kevin. He begins to walk over to Kevin and instead it is The Gold Standard. The Gold Standard has Hansels Male Model of the Year trophy and knocks out screech with it. The Gold Standard then covers screech to become a 5x TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!

To celebrate yet another win, The Gold Standard also has some tea with Hansel and Zoolander. After his third serving, he begins to get the spins. As the champion is blacking out, screech gets his wits about him long enough to make the cover and become an eleven time champion. He grabs the belt and remembers that he was going to fix Kevin. As he leaves to head home, Hansel and Zoolander begin drawing on The Gold Standard, who has been out cold for several minutes.

When The Gold Standard woke up he walked outside and decided he needed to go to the beach to relax. He got there and saw screech three hanging out with Zach and Stacey Carosi. screech was using a metal detector looking things on the beach. The Gold Standard saw this as a great opportunity. He laid in the sand and waited for screech to come by. The detector began to beep like crazy and screech jumped up in the air only to be met by a flying golden boot by The Gold Standard. screech was knocked out and The Gold Standard took the pin to become a 6x TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION. With screech knocked out on the beach The Gold Standard decided to throw a beach chair out and relax on the beach.

When screech came to, he realized that Kevin was stuck in the sand next to him. He uncovered him and sent him over to where The Gold Standard was working on his tan. Thinking he had disposed of the robot, the champion became enraged when he caught sight of it. As he prepares to boot Kevin's head off (again), screech makes his way toward them. After he removes his shirt, the sun reflects off his pale skin and blinds everyone in sight. Using this opening, screech hits a flying bicycle kick (Liu Kang-style) and gets the pinfall to win the TPWW Hardcore Championship for the twelfth time. He departs the beach with the gang to visit Jessie Spano in rehab.