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With the success of the worst theme tournament, I'm going to do a worst gimmick tournament. Like the last one, there are spots for 32 gimmicks.

1. Gobbledy Gooker
2. PN News
3. The Ding Dongs
4. The Johnsons
5. Saba Simba
6. TL Hopper
7. Se7en
8. The Juicer
9. The Goon
10. Who
11. Duke the Dumpster Drose
12. Buzzkill
13. Salvatore Sincere
14. That 70's Guy Mike Awesome
15. Evad Sullivan
16. Beaver Clevage
17. Phantasio
18. The Dicks
19. Mantaur
20. Friar Ferguson
21. Bastion Booger
22. Aldo Montoya
23. TAFKA Prince Iaukea
24. Damien Demento
25. Vinnie Vegas
26. OZ
27. The Yeti
28. Shockmaster
29. KISS Demon
30. Glacier
31. Issac Yankem DDS
32. Repoman

I'm starting this off by nominating The Ding Dongs, The Johnsons, PN News and the Gooker.

<font color=goldenrod>Buzzkill
Duke the Dumpster
TL Hopper
Se7en
Max Moon
Saba Simba</font>

Who, as portrayed by Jim Neidhart.

Rellik

Giant Gonzales

The Goon

The Dicks, Bastion Booger, Phantasio (or something like it), Aldo Montoya, The Friar, Mantaur, Jacob and Eli Blu

Beaver Cleavage
That 70's Guy Mike Awesome
Dungeon of Doom
Evad Sullivan
Renegade

What about bad gimmicks that people made work, like The Undertaker or Jeff Jarrett the country singer?

I kinda wanna focus on shit gimmicks that didn't work

Damien Demento

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea

Seeding this is going to be impossible lol

Damien Demento was amazing.

"From the Outer Reaches of Your Mind...."

I'm adding Vinnie Vegas and OZ

KISS Demon

<font color=goldenrod>Jameson</font>

Wasn't Jameson just a geeky manager?

Batista :shifty:

Shockmaster
The Yeti

Actually, you may just want to call this The Shockmaster tournament and leave him out of it.

you gotta add Glacier

lol every tournament needs its 1 seeds.

Al Wilson

Isaac Yankem

Repo Man gets a spot

lol wow this filled up fast. Gonna take a day of so to seed this thing. Gonna be hard.

How can you pick just one Barry Darsow gimmick? Hole-In-One and the Blacktop Bully are both equally awful.

Speaking of blacktop, how about Road Block?

We didn't even make it to Kwee Wee.

I was thinking Kwee Wee, but I wasn't really sure what his gimmick was.

Also, yeah, Stewart Pain/Hole-In-One was much worse than Repo Man. This should be a 64 spot tourney.

No Swog :(

Wolfpac423 probably has a list of his Top 100 Worst Gimmicks laying around somewhere.

Salvatore Sincere, Flash Funk, The Berserker, Avatar, Mantaur....so many people that need to get in the mix.

Nevermind, I see Mantaur is there, but what about Man Mountain Rock and Rad Radford?

Tom Brandi needs to be a 1 Seed on the basis that he is Tom Brandi, King of the No-Sell.

R-Truth, Make a Difference Fatu, Reverend D-Von, Cloudy, Alex "The Pug" Porteau...

I would like video proof of this non selling he does.

Tom Brandi = Salvatore Sincere

Sparky Plugg
The Oddities
Misfits in Action
Das Wunderkind Alex Wright
Berlyn
The BootyMan

"Das Wunderkind" was a champion. Berlyn...you've got a point.

No Loch Ness? No Naked Mideon?

Who were those fat guys in masks in WCW circa 1995? Colossal Kong and something else Kong? What about Ice Train?

Henry Godwinn

Also, we should distinguish between "bad gimmick" and "bad execution". The Oddities was a great idea.

Dean Douglas
Fake Diesel/Fake Razor
Dink
Jean Pierre Lafitte
Stalker DDP

Zeus
Buzzkill
Oklahoma

Techno Team 2000

Wait what about MIA? Or is this singles?

No one messes with Zeus! He had a Zeus belt!

I cant remember if this ever made it as a gimmick but the idea that mcmahon had for a wrestling humpback who couldn't be pinned because the hump prevented his shoulders from pressing against the canvas.


Actually sounds pretty friggin funny, can imagine some comedy matches coming from it.

That is true Afterlife, because thats the same for something like the No Limit Soldiers, the Stalker (Barry Windam) or New Rockers (good idea, poor excution) The other thing I wanted to ask was do you consider something like Seven (Dustin's child abductor gimick) a worse gimmick, when he never actually wrestled as him? I also wanted to add Kizarny, 90% of what Brutis Beefcake did (all 800 diffrent gimmicks), Snitsky (any of them from abortionist to shaved penis)

There's always room for worse gimmicks. if there's a gimmick not yet mentioned that's worse than one of the 32 I'll bump it.

The Juicer (supposed to be a Beetlejuice ripoff, really bad)

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Theodore R Long presents Norman the Lunatic

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David Flair

What about the Boogeyman? Is that shit enough?

That's DEFINITELY shit enough. Because he wasn't a Boogeyman; he was a fucking witch doctor. With facepaint. And a clock.

I say Max Moon.

Wow it looks like Dolph Ziggler stole his look 100% from that guy in the Norman the Lunatic match

"The Real Double J" Jesse James should be in here

A certain Mideon gimmick should definetly be in there.

How did Xanta Claus not make this list????

Or Rockabilly?

OR THE NEW FOUNDATION???????

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrest...foundation.jpg

Where the fuck is Christmas Creature?

The Umpteen Faces of Ed Leslie:

Brother Bruti, (Who was that) Masked Man, Furface, The Booty Man, The Butcher, The Zodiac Man, The Disciple. The Heine (High Knee)? Come on! He deserves all the spots on this thing!

Basically, every character ever he did except for The Barber.

and Brakkus!!!!!

this should probably be a 64 man tourney

I might just do that. lol more work for me, but I think it'd be a good idea. Everything will be set up tomorrow.

<font color=goldenrod>To be honest I think Se7en is worthy enough to be on the list because the gimmick was SO crap that they hyped it for weeks only to have Dustin himself (after an admittedly pretty cool entrance), say "this is fucking stupid, I'm not doing this".</font>

It feels like nobody on the second page read anything on the first page.

:|

That's as close as the emoticons get to glaring at you.