Breaking News: Jeff Hardy Arrested!!!!
 

http://nodq.com/wwe/254706854.shtml
Wow...just wow

lol, fucking idiot.

Jesus Christ

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 CM PUNK WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!11

<font color=goldenrod>265 Boys Camp Road, Cameron NC

Uh oh...I think someone here is gonna pay him a visit...</font> :shifty:

LOL wow.

wow.

<font color=goldenrod>Seriously though, what a cock. I hope WWE exploits the shit out of it to further get Punk over. Jeff's chance at ever coming back just went up in smoke.</font>

I see what you did there and I agree 100%.

Looks like his lifestyle being made so public in that storyline with punk has worked against him more than he realized it would.

Where's that Picard facepalm image when we need it?

LAWL.

Horrible!

Well, I see why he wanted time off now.

lol where's Shadow? Probably dressed up like Jeff outside the prison begging for his release.

Wasn't he bragging about how long he was clean? I guess leaving WWE gave him nothing better to do.

figures

HAHAHAHAHAHA......fucking idiot.....

I don't think it went up in smoke, but something definately went up Hardy's nose:lol:

Well I guess that explains Mysterio

Further proves my theory that CM Punk is always right.

Not when there's a prescription...

A poster on KOW and friend of mines stated that Jeff could have been a backstage dealer.

Here is the full story:
http://thepilot.com/stories/20090911...jeffhardy.html

You two can go fuck yourselves.

Though....it's not surprising to me. Hopefully everything clears up quickly. And Vince would bring him back in a heartbeat. To Vince, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Jeez, some people never learn. If this had happened a few weeks ago, Jeff Hardy would've been fired.

I really hope C.M. Punk uses this in his promos. On a semi-but non-related note, C.M. Punk is my vote for wrestler of the year.

lolllll I hope CM Punk talks about this on the next Smackdown

where is that pic of jeff hardy wearing a lampshade, cape and smoking a cigar when we need it?

Jeffy is gone for good, and I couldn't be happier.

When he took time off, I bet he wasn't planning on his next time off being for good behavior. :rofl:

We can all breathe a sigh of relief...

Jeff is home tweeting...

How is Jeff Hardy gone for good now? He's not under contract to WWE. He can do what ever he wants.

lol Juan.

I'm not saying he's absolutely not coming back. You can't completely discount any effect this will have on WWE's future relationship with him though simply because he's not under contract. That's ridiculous.

At least he'll get a lot of free cigarettes.

Well bottom line is that Jeff will be in WWE again imo, so in the long run, this arrest wont really mean anything.

I'm just gonna shut up now lol. Totally sounding like a 12 year old Jeff Hardy mark right now.

He probably will. I think this might push back his return though as WWE won't want to get involved with someone while this is still fresh in peoples minds.

I thought Jeff and Matt were kayfabe brothers...

Here are some Jeff Hardy fan reactions:
http://nodq.com/features/254713096.shtml

I guess we know who was right.

How long till we see a CM PUNK was right sign at a wwe event

I have this on reserve for moments like this...

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2.../JeffHardy.jpg

Here is the Moore County press release:
http://nodq.com/wwe/254711795.shtml

Dumb bastard.

...his middle name is Nero? :wtf:

PIDGET!!!
Damn, gave out too much rep in the last 24 hours, still.

I'm kinda interested on hearing HIS official statement tbh.

lol yesssssssssss

Well, since Jeffy's fans are mostly kids, what reason would WWE, with Linda McMahon doing her thing, have to hire him back since he's now a convicted felon and apparent drug dealer?

Jeff hardys official statement will be 140 characters or less, because itll probably be via twitter

And he CAN do what he wants now that hes not under contract to WWE, but if he did I doubt he would be able to pass a drug test to even work at McDonalds

Saw the thread title and read "Jeff Hardy Assasinated". Somehow.

The reality is less unexpected, so I will just add this:

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2893/cenakidzc9.jpg

I thought Jeff Hardy died. Didn't the Undertaker drag his broken lifeless body into the depths of Hell at Summerslam?

Wow Jeff. Just wow.

Oh I know. He's been running drugs for the Undertaker and in return Taker won't condemn his mortal soul into eternal damnation.

dumbass

:nono:
So basically he's a drug/roid dealer instead of just a user.

:rofl:

Well, he got out at the right time. But I doubt he'll be getting back in.

Think Dixie Carter will let him back into TNA?

I'm not surprised.

Makes me wonder if jeff left wwe because he somehow knew authorities were going to make a move soon.

I know how I feel.

And thankyou for sharing your feelings on the matter, Kami Raki.

Ohhh Nooo! He suck again!

lol. Don't know why, but this made me chuckle...

Wow, just wow! This is amazing and hilarious at the same time. Its best for Jeff now he did leave at the time that he did. And we know why Punk was so scared of the future of the kids. And so much for Jeff being out of rehab for a year, looks like he is going back.

See: Reply #51

jeffs mugshot .

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AHAHAHA

Even the oh no girl in my sig is shocked

Id fuck her

And she's rarely shocked.

LOL at Jeff Hardy. Just seriously...LOL. TNA is looking like a brighter and brighter option.

.....

I thought that was a dude.

SHUT UP TAKER..... oh wait. That was actually a good post. :-\

You're an idiot.

they're husband and wife

It's clearly a swerve. CM Punk planted the drugs there and it's going to lead to Jeff being found innocent and coming back to face CM Punk in the ultimate grudge match for the title at WrestleMania!

But seriously though.... WHAT THE FUCK JEFF?! WHAT THE FUCK!

Imagine it really was. I don't know how I would feel about that. Possible poor taste on WWE's part. However, it most likely isn't. Jeff is an idiot.

I mean, if you're gonna take drugs, atleast be clever enough not to be caught.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wFWqWIH-WF...2520monkey.jpg

He is shocked

That's probs what jeff looks like when high.

It wouldn't surprise me.

I still can't believe this happened. He was just preaching about how long he has been sober.

Matt Hardy and Jericho speak:
http://nodq.com/wwe/254738483.shtml

Jericho proves again why he is the man.

Nice one jericho!

Its all about the money and waffles.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...is-shocked.jpg

And furthermore....

http://www.freakycreek.com/gallery2/...ot-Approve.jpg

He is an idiot..

Pain killers and muscle relaxers are gonna completely be overtaken by cocaine..

Waste of drugs, if you ask me..

Makes so much sense why he wanted time off so quickly now.

http://wrestling.insidepulse.com/wor...Nero_Hardy.jpg

Wow Jeff....that time off from WWE since losing to Punk seems to be doing you some well needed rest.....nice look there buddy....how are the 3 day coke and prescription pill binges going.....hope it was worth it to ruin any chance of getting back into the business after this.....Any promoter or promotion who touches Hardy after this is a disgrace to the wrestling business and if they do book him....I hope they collect a piss sample before tendering him a check and tender yet another piss test right before he goes in the ring...I have NEVER and will NEVER be a big Jeff Hardy mark or fan....this is why I have always said that Jeff Hardy was a RISK to not only himself but the sport of professional wrestling....hence the controversy around his first departure from WWE and then on to TNA....the dude has and has had a DRUG addiction for a long time now and will continue to do so until he realizes he can't control his actions or his habits and seeks legitimate help.

Hardy just tarnished any legacy that he may have had on professional wrestling and I link this up there just as high as the Benoit incident and I would applaud WWE from removing all of his merchandise, his WWE Alumni profile which they just put up, and any mention of him as well from their website....The man has not justified any good reasoning for anyone to support him or his actions, if anything he has discgraced the entire wrestling business as a whole and the Wrestling industry should out cast him for that.

Jeff Hardy for your actions, your addictions, and your continued downward spiral of idiotic decisions and behaviors.....I give two middle fingers up and the FUCK YOU award of the Week.

I wouldn't be surprised that when your house burnt down, Matt covered for you and said he found ur house on fire and told you to run away cause you were too coked out from kissing the glass dick to realize what you did.

Always has been a loser and will continue to be a Loser....The "Coked Out" Enygma....Jeff Hardy....

Jeffs a loser? No, an idiot for getting caught maybe, but not a loser.

Vince McMahon = The luckiest man alive right now