Your Top 5 "Horrible John Cena matches" of all times
 

Here goes,

John Cena versus Jesus (w/Carlito Caribbean Cool)- Armageddon 2004
John Cena versus Matt Striker- RAW
John Cena versus Randy Orton-Summer Slam 2007

can't think of anymore matches. Shall contribute after going through some dvds.

Cena matches aren't memorable enough for me to make a list.

His matches aren't really that terrible. I've seen alot worse.

really making a thread about top fives and not in fact listing five matches?

Skip I would love to but I just can't recall any horrible Cena match.

That's because there's so many and we choose to forget them.

1.) All of them.

The End.

John Cena versus JBL at Wrestlemania goes Hollywood was not good
John Cena versus Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania "Make it or break it" was way below expectations

Oh god, i did not want to be reminded of cena v jbl.:D

John Cena versus Kurt Angle at Unforgiven 2005 was lame

Cena-Show at Extreme Rules was terrible.

Guru Dave, I have to wonder if you're slightly retarded sometimes.

Cena vs. Michaels at Wrestlemania was fucking great in my eyes, minus Cena not selling the leg.

Agreed.

And Cena and JBL made up for the WrestleMania match with an outstanding I Quit match the next month. Granted the WM match was quite short.

Fixed. :D

ABT sometimes I feel you are more retarded than me. It was a god damn WM main event! even a 5 year old could tell that Cena did not sell the leg.

I've never enjoyed a Cena match ever. Not even a little bit. I hate the way he bumps. I hate the way he hits the ropes. I hate the way he does that flipping spinning awful looking as fuck neck breaker thing. I hate his finishers. I fucking hate John Cena.

You couldn't even name five horrible Cena matches in a thread about top five horrible Cena matches.....that YOU started.

Also, I acknowledged that Cena didn't sell the leg, you quarterwit. There have been tons of matches where people haven't sold things properly. It isn't necessarily make or break for a match. That match overall was at LEAST 4 stars, and a great main event between the two. At VERY least it isn't one of Cena's five worst matches.

Any Cena vs. Carlito match, especially the last one.

I've tried to point out how he hits the ropes and nobody has ever understood, nice to see some agreement. I can't explain why it annoys me, whether it's because it looks overly fake and more like a dance move or because it's different.
As far as matches go I can't really remember any that stand out as especially bad, I mean I can think of a lot of bad Cena matches but none stand out as the worse.
I didn't think the WrestleMania match with JBL was that bad.

I thought Cena vs HBK at mania was really LAME

The saving grace was the thought that HBK would beat Cena at WrestleMania and become champ in my opinion.

It's worthless to argue. It wasn't value for money and overall it was not WM main event quality at all. You know it, I know it and so does Shawn.

And I also agree that it wasn't Cena's worst 5, but you need to read my earlier posts...I was going through my dvds. :-\

But why the fuck did you start this thread if you couldn't readily think of 5 'awful' matches?

Cena/HBK at Wrestlemania was great to me. I don't give a fuck what any of you say.

I apologize.

Chill out! It's just an opinion.

Then don't tell me I 'know' it was a bad match.

Personally, Cena doesn't really have "horrible" matches. He has bad matches in which they were probably booked poorly.

For me i.e.

That last one was so bad that it never even happened.

My bad.

Why are people so hostile? If you do not agree/enjoy the thread, then please do not post.

i have 5

cena vs batista
cena vs orton
cena vs hhh
cena vs orton
cena vs orton

Shut the fuck up, guy.

lol

It just looks so Busch league, man. With his leg up and all.

I know a shorter list:

top 5 "BEST John Cena matches" of all time. Here it goes

1.

There were three matches on the TNA PPV last night that I would probably consider worse than any Cena match I've ever seen.

In no particular order...

Cena vs. Michaels (the night after Wrestlemania on Raw)
Cena vs. RVD (If Cena wins, we riot)
Cena vs. Batista
Cena vs. Edge (TLC)
Cena vs. Triple H (the first one)

1. John Cena (c) v. Triple H (for the WWE Heavyweight Championship, WWE Wrestlemania 22)
2. John Cena (c) v. Rob Van Dam (for the WWE Heavyweight Championship, ECW One Night Stand 2006)
3. Edge (c) v. John Cena (Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match for the WWE Heavyweight Championship, WWE Unforgiven 2006)
4. John Cena (c) v. Shawn Michaels (for the WWE Heavyweight Championship, WWE Wrestlemania 23)
5. John Cena (c) v. Edge (Last Man Standing Match for the World Heavyweight Championship, WWE Backlash 2009)

*I never saw the match he and HBK had on raw that ran almost an hour so I couldn't list it.

Cena vs Batista, AT? Really?

Not the match itself but when he debuted wearing some ridicilous outfit and when Angle asked him who the fuck he was he made such a stupid face and responded "JOHN CENA" obviously very proud of himself.

5. John Cena versus Chris Benoit (Smackdown!)
4. John Cena, Matt Hardy,Big Show & Shawn Michaels versus Rated RKO, Umanga and someone *prob Snitsky* (Raw)
3. John Cena versus Eddie Guerrero (Parking lot brawl- Smackdown!)
2. John Cena versus JBL (Judgement Day 2005)
1. John Cena versus Kurt Angle (No Mercy 2003)

It was pretty good.

And yeah, if that's big an issue, take it out and put in the Parking Lot Brawl with Eddie on Smackdown.

Just a little surprised, is all.

I didn't really have time to go through my DVDs and look for sure.

I actually thought Cena/Lashley at Great American Bash was pretty good, too.

I'm just about done with you, Anybody Thrilla.

It was a solid match, but I just can't help but hate anything Batista is a part of...


...and that includes the human race.

Totally. I mean the energy surrounding the Batista versus Cena match was unreal. Batista injuring Cena at the end of the match was my favorite part.

Hey, wait. Why do they call him The Animal then?

Someone's lying here, and I don't like it.

I know it's not 'cool' to like Cena, but I don't let that blind me to a good performance. SUE ME.

I like when CSL agrees with me because he is a wrestler.

Cena vs RVD and then Edge spears his ass into the table. Cena vs Batista because I like to see him get BATISTA BOMBED!

I'm not a blind Cena or Batista hater by any means. I just thought it was a shit match.

There are a couple of Cena matches that I thought were ok, but the Batista and Lashley matches are not on my list.

What are your favorite Cena matches, Army of Juan?

Cena seems to work well with Jericho and Edge, so any of the matches he had with them were ok in my book. Also, his matches with HBK were probably Cena's best work. He and Angle had some good ones too.

Trouble in paradise?

He looks like he's made of wax in that pic.

That's right BDC. High time we made it public. :)