Bad wrestling names
 

Whether they were just really lame or

Ivory:
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When I see that, the first thing I think of is the word ivory

Most WWE diva names because all they get are first names like Torrie, Victoria, Layla.

There's another one, similar to Ivory, that was the reason for this thread, but I'm drawing a blank.

Nicknames count too

Samoan submission machine.

Doesn't he only use one submission?

The man's a legend, but whoever thought Koko B. Ware was a good idea should be destroyed.

...you're stoned, aren't you?

I will also say, Ivory's a lot hotter than I remember her being. :naughty:

Heh, Nature Boy.

I don't think that tan and hair colour are too natural.

Akeem The African Dream

Molly Holly.

Basically everything that rhymes.

Desmond Wolf

montel vontavious porter

a-train

shockmaster

Scotty 2 Hotty

Chyna

Duke Droese - no one would remember that without the addition of "the Dumpster" and the lame accompanying gimmick.

I for one always thought Brutus Beefcake was stupid too. Even worse with "The Barber" slapped in the middle.

damnit somebody beat me to it Duke the dumpster drose

Hunter Hurst Helmsley

La Parka

he's A Heavy Hooded Jacket..

I always wanted a female wrestler named Ann Orak

X-Pac needs mentioned, too.

actually, in some parts of Mexico, parka can also mean skeleton or death/grim reaper.

also, Braden Walker

Kelly Kelly
Adam Bomb
Grand Master Sexay
John Cena
Paul Bearer

Paul Bearer is a much better name than Percy Pringle

The Big Show

Sparky Plugg which was just slightly worse than Thurman "sparky" Plugg.

Big Dick Johnson which ends up just being a fat greased up guy in a banana hammock who dances around.

R-Truth

Would it have been okay if it were a naked Val Venis rePACKAGEd?

Asya

Mankind

Terra Ryzin AkA triple H

Kwee Wee

Hugh G. Rection

Vince Russo I swear to God.....:nono:

Oh shit, that just reminded me of GI Bro. Winner there.

P.N. News
Firebreaker Chip
Chaz
Beaver Cleavage
Meat

No but neither was the idea to have a "superstar" named Big Dick Johnson either especially in a WWE PG era.

Isaac Yankem, DDS
Aldo Montoya
Rad Radford (RIP Louie)
T.L. Hopper
Rasta the Voodoo Mon
Handsome Stranger (fuck Flugg Faggswell)
Salvatore Sincere
Jean Pierre Lafitte (sp?)
Flyboy Rocco (WWF's name for the late Rocco Rock)

The Ding Dongs

The Zodiac
The Booty Man

Rasta the Voodoo Mon

best name ever

The Spam Man (Though he never debuted)

Some of the names listed here are actually really cool, in my opinion. Mankind, for example, is brilliant, for what the character was meant to be.

For some reason, the name Brutus Magnus just sounds ridiculous to me. Change the Brutus to his real name, "Nick." Nick Magnus is a guy I could get behind.

And the General Manager of ECW being called "Tiffany" really irks me, too. Just give her a fucking last name. Tiffany Terrell, done. I'll also be honest, Christian being called just plain "Christian" didn't sit well with me when I first started watching. Basically first names without last names bother me, if the first name is not something really unique or epic. Maria and even Sheamus fall into this category for me.

Also, Ivory is fucking hot.

I did like Christian Cage more than just Christian

David Arquette

The Kat

It seemed to fit well when he debuted and was with the Brood though. When he went back to Christian Cage it was weird hearing a last name, but it works. It'd be like Kane being called Kane McGillicutty now (I know Christian was Christian Cage before WWE).

Tiffany is a stupid name like every other Diva that just gets one boring normal first name.

Justin Credible /endthread

Dolph Ziggler.

:wtf:

A personal favorite of mine

Kip Sopp.

Tazz and Rhyno are pretty stupid just because they're evolutions of names with a one letter difference.

Dangerous Dan Spivey as Waylen Mercy
Damien Demento
Papa Shango
Faarooq Asaad (remember the helmet and gladiator attire)
The Yhetti
El Gigante
The Booty Man
The Taskmaster
Rhythm n Blues (particularly Greg "The Hammer" Valentine)
The York Foundation (Terri Runnels)
The Red Rooster
The Blue Blazer
Kwang
The Super Invader
Phantasio
Mordecai
Avatar
Aldo Montoya (he was cool with a jock strap before jock straps were cool)

Oh shit I just remembered, Saba Simba.

Championship.

TNA is a fucking stupid name for a promotion.

Yeah Vince Russo is a pretty stupid name. :p

like its any better now than it was back then....observe...and point well taken

Duke "The Dumpster" Droese
The Taskmaster
Xanta Claus
The Big Cat a.k.a. Mr. Hughes
Papa Shango
DJ Gabriel
Test

You want "Bad Wrestling Names"?

Johnny B. Badd

/thread

Tyler Reks. I'm so fucking 2009. Watch me pump.

You forgot Bad News Brown.

:y:

The Goon

Tugboat

Vance Archer

Edge
Team 3D

KISS Demon
Kizarny

Battle Kat

Really? There was a wrestler called Battle Kat?

Mantaur

How bout "Bad Wrestling Outfits" next?

Big T (aka Ahmed Johnson)

Imagine saying this out loud...

"The winner....and NEWWWWWWWWWW WCW CHAMPION......BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

K-Kwik and R-Truth.

The man's name is Ron Killings. How the fuck is that name not already perfect for a professional wrestler? FUCK!

X-Pac

I mean seriously. Yuck.

How about when he was called "Syxx" or "Syxx Pac" in WCW or during his first WWE run he was The Kid or the 1-2-3 kid. Then on the independent seen he was the Ligtning Kid.

Any incarnation of Sean Waltman in his career has been bleak, dismal, and mere shadow of what a wrestler could mean and could be marketed as.

I think he had a job the majority of the time because the boys in the back liked him when he got drunk and threw up on himself, see YouTube for reference on that one.

I don't see what this man's legacy is on the world of professional wrestling, except that he was good at getting drunk and doing coke, and being remembered as the guy that got a blowjob and fucked Chyna and decided to videotape it and then sell it as a porno.

Nice legacy in pro wrestling if you ask me!!

Spanky.

Beaver Cleavage.

Honestly, if Lightning Kid was making his debut today, the IWC would be cumming their pants. He was ahead of his time as far as his work went back in the day. Alot of the Apter Mag guys loved him when he only worked as a Junior. One of his all-time great feuds in Global was against Jerry Lynn.

If he was just a Jr. Heavyweight (aka Cruiserweight) and nothing else, he would be revered to this day. Instead, he insisted on facing big guys... :nono:

'The Shark' - just lazy IMO

Man Mountain Rock

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The American Males: Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs

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Hows about Kerwin White joining him for a tag team partner?

http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Commerc...rie/kerwin.JPG

Name may be shit but I'd pay a nut for that guitar. It's flippin' sweet.

wasn't even his first stint in wrestling...you may remember this figure as the Death Rocking, Goth wearing Tag Team partner of Cactus Jack in WCW otherwise known as Maxx Payne

Stop showing your fucking sigs. Nobody thinks they're funny.

the signature is there for a reason...if they didn't want you to use it....then why put it there....sorry if you don't like it :rofl:

There's an often unspoken rule on TPWW that you only show your signature when starting a topic. Sometimes people show it in regular posts, but it's usually related to the topic or whatever is being discussed.

Good call on Man Mountain Rock.

Notice how the option is, by default, unchecked? Yeah, there's a reason for that.

Anyway, to be honest, Shark Boy belongs on this list. So does the Gobbledy Gooker. :D

sorry we can't all be as whitty and whimsical as you and the rest of SuperCena's chaingang....my bad bro....guess I can't see you!!!:mad:

Um... what the fuck did you just say? Your rambling is about as coherent as an Ultimate Warrior promo.

Max Moon
The Ringmaster
Flex Kavana
Sexual Chocolate
IRS
The Dicks
Kizarny (should've stuck with Sin)
Cookie Monster Punk (true story)
Avatar

thanks for the pic sixx

his short run in the World Wrestling Federation as Battle Kat. After his retirement, he became a referee for WCW during the late 1990s. After refereeing at a WCW event in Orlando, Florida, he died in a car accident.

Sexton Hardcastle I mean really? WINNER thank you drive thru

Pogo the Clown from XPW and The Arist AKA Prince Iaukea from WCW

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