Official RAW Thread for 11/09/2009 - RAW is TAPED
 

Suuup?

RAW Chat: http://www.justin.tv/thexeroguy/old

spoilers?

spoilers are up on the mainpage in the newsfeed couresty of the resident, lying ass douchebag AKA Ryan Clark...

btw...xero....your sig absolutely rocks my sox off...fuckin khali and mysterio on dan akroyd's head from Ghostbusters.....priceless

Rhunjin Singh is on the ground translating: The Great Khali says "Me so Horny....me love New York women long long time....!!!"

I'm really looking forward to Raw tonight. Not because of the guest host, not because of the non-stop action-tainment, and not because of the on-going soap opera-esque storyline development.

I have been drinking since 4:00 Central time and am fucking bored.

I'll see you all next week. Not really interested this week for some reason.

have to join you there Ermaximus....I'm sure Chavo and Swoggle will continue for the upteenth week in a row...sigh......waste of the Guerrero name and legacy....

Damn. I didn't know it was taped this week. I haven't watched for the past 2 weeks and was looking forward to making fun of it on here. Seems like it won't be a 12-13 page thread tonight.

Here is summarizing tonight's raw in one picture:

http://static.dailymotion.com/dyn/pr...0/17160239.jpg


The End

That ref is so gay.

its Swoggle's long lost half brotha from anotha motha probably

With all complaints about Hornswoggle (my own included); a lot of casual wrestling fans enjoy the midgets more than the greased up dudes who look like snakes. If you tell them there will be a title match between Chris Jericho and CM Punk they won't give a god damn, if you tell them there will be a midget dancing and beating up bigger guys they might tune in.

first time I've actually been around for the RAW thread, since uni is done finally, a shame that this is taped like el bobbo was saying.

Edit:

a lot of casual wrestling fans enjoy the midgets more than the greased up dudes who look like snakes.

Really? I've never heard someone compliment such a gigantic joke like that on a wrestling show.

From my personal experience... I went with a bunch of people, on a b-day party, to a midget wrestling show. If this were a regular wrestling show I doubt people would be as interested.

It's kind of a novelty effect. A novelty effect Hornswoggle is losing every week he is on, just like the women's wrestling division is losing (it sounds so gay when I say I would rather see guys wrestle than chicks).

I just think the WWE needs to focus on their core fans instead of trying to reach out with stupid gimmicks like midgets, women, and guest hosts. They should focus on the 225-260 lbs guys who carry the product.

Bravo....fucking....Bravo!!!

Indeed.

And that slow-mo package seemed to indicate H is a damn good seller.

oh shit ricky hatton!

He's looking flabby

WOULD U GUYS GET THE FUCK TO THE CHAT ALREADY

Welcome to Raw is Shitty

looks well nervous

You calm down, Splaya.

Ok Hatton sucks already, bring back the race car drivers

Let's go Jericho come on out my friend

Gonna be honest, I had no idea who Hatton was until today.

In fact, I'm still not really sure as I do not follow boxing.

PA-QUI-AO! PA-QUI-AO! PA-QUI-AO!

Evening folks on this taped edition of RAW.

Show was knocked out by the same boxer who knocked out Hatton.

Hilarious.

I was gonna say, hatton can't really talk on that.

I wanted Show to bring up that point.

oh great, they're over doing this match already.

lolololololololol jericho

Jericho is fantastic.

Hatton stinks

did Hatton just call Jericho a gay with a butt ugly haircut?

There was no reason to book the match before DX came out

We want chat. :'(

lol Mr. Bean

There was no reason to book the match before DX came out

Except for Jerishow dismantling them on the very last segment of last week's show?

hatton doesn't suit a wwe ring

Why aren't you crybabies coming to the RAW chat

Can't be fucked to join cry babies crying about us not coming to chat

Eugene did a better crotch chop than Hatton.

Sign of the times: Fans bringing self-censored signs. "S*ck it"

Too busy flipping to watch my Steelers beat up on Denver.

Wasn't Gail Kim supposed to turn heel months ago?

Pushing the Hogan dvd, lol.

Alicia wins and no one cares.

Man, even pre-taped Raw sucks...

Screech loves Sheamus.

... A pre-taped Raw is more likely to suck than a live one...

this guy sucks

Cole and King are making me care less about this match than I did going into it.

You know he's my favorite.

Razor's Edge. Don't remember seeing that out of Sheamus before.


EDIT: Or maybe I just don't pay any attention to him.

Still not impressing me. Not sounding like a hater or anything, but c'mon. Who was that guy he was wrestling..

Outsider's Edge? Who the fuck does he think he is, Scott Hall? Fuck this guy.

Yeah, I called it the Outsider's Edge. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Is the announcing low on everyone elses tv's too?

I couldn't tell if it was supposed to be the Razor's Edge or the Border Toss, but either way...UGH.

When HBK shows up on those "VS" graphics, he just looks like his knees hurt

Seamus Fears Sunlight :|

Stopped paying attention to this raw completely now, really not bothered to watch.

Michael Cole can go on mute and it would be a drastic improvement

True enough, Mr. Ex-GM, but Raw live has been just as terrible over the past 7 1/2 months.

Fucking Bellas.

This is a pretty awkward segment.

Indeed, Mr. General Manager, indeed.

Was Chavo meant to hit a bull then?

I am digging this Swagger vs Miz feud

:y:

I wanna see Planet 51

And yet here you are.

Is this Bourne theme new?

Here AND in the chat, apparently.

Question, does Raw air live in England when it's taped in England?

My roommate asked the same question.

I think it airs live, since it is currently 2:50AM Tuesday, if I'm not mistaken.

Bourne just hit Shadows Over Hell hahahah.

I'm pretty sure it gets aired same time in the UK as the US.

THE Miz

That's what I was thinking, but I've yet to see a torrent for it, and there's plenty of Englishmen that could upload it, so I'm curious.

holy hell Miz is over

So much for JS going undefeated lol

Pretty cool reversal on the superplex by Bourne using his knees. I don't think that has ever been done before.

People chanting for Miz?

Well so much for Swagger's pledge to win all his matches 'til the end of '09

And so ends Thwagger's claim to not lose a match the rest of '09.

Edit: Drat beat to it because I was debating whether we were supposed to remember that or not.

Definitely should have kept that going.

Don't worry, we weren't.

Halftime and Pittsburgh leads 7-3 on a defensive Pick 6.

lol somebody in production has been keeping an eye on the IWC...graphics screen displaying DX vs. "Jeri-Show" (note the hyphen).

Raw is being shown at exactly the same time as you here. It was in the can at around 10.30pm here, and it is now 3am, and Raw is 1 hour in.

Yeup since it gave a perfect way to build him up for a main event feud or at least a quick 1-month test feud instead of the usual main events RAW has. Probably wouldn't have been done until Royal Rumble time so that would have been plenty of time to prepare the push.

Show referred to the team as such on RAW a few weeks back.

Ha, that was nice. Kyle is a gun.

BIG THINGS POPPIN'

Yeah, I'm aware of that, but still, it seems kind of ridiculous at any rate.

Cheap pop.

Thanks man, I really don't see the logic behind that at all, especially given the chance to show it to you Englishmen live.