Rumors that always seem to pop up for WrestleMania...
 

- Rock's returning.
- Bret's returning.
- Taker's retiring.
- Vince is wrestling.

Add your own.

Ultimate Warrior vs. Vince McMahon has come up a couple of times.

Hogan's returning

Cena is definitely going to lose the main event this year.

Somebody had to say it.

Austin vs Hogan

Undertaker Streak ending

Benjamin is finally winning the MITB Ladder Match.

Triple H will be in a world title match.

That rumor will later be confirmed.

- Shawn Michaels is retiring.

- The Intercontinental title will be defended this year, and won't be left off the card/decided in 10 seconds.

Shawn Michaels will be winning the WWE Championship or the World Heavyweight Championship.

This years Wrestlemania is MAKE OR BREAK for WWE!

That might be funny if he had never lost a main event.

Actually, it wouldn't be funny even then.

-John Cena will turn heel!

-Undertaker might lose this year!

-Jim Ross might come out of the closet!

What he said. :y:

This goes for all the "Cena never loses" jokes. It really is the ultimate proof in wrestling that people just love to bitch about SOMETHING.

They're going to book Denis Stamp

Pete Rose will make an appearance!

Austin vs Goldberg

Chris Benoit's returning.

If the buyrates are low, they're going to cut costs and purge the undercard!

The Money in the Bank winner will cash it in after the main event.

lol

I want this to happen!

Perry Saturn and Pepe's cousin Paco are making a comeback... Bring on the woodchipper!

You know, if it happened, who the MITB winner would be, right?

Xero where is that WrestleMania fantasy pic at that's for a certain poster that shall not be named?

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ng/benwho2.jpg

?

Oh, silly me. You mean this one:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...g/valchamp.jpg

where's London and Kendrick at?

but yeah that one

I keep hearing that every match is going to be good. Usually it's two or three amazing matches and a bunch of horrible ones.

another sock aimed at attacking Xero? the fuck is going on here?

That the hotly anticipated for years BBQ Skittles J.R. craves are finally coming out, not as a snack, but as a cure for his condition.

Old school. :lol:

There's also the BS hype we're still spoon-fed every year right before during and right after Mania: "It's going to be/It's/It was the best/most historic WrestleMania ever!" (used all three tenses there so people are clear on what I mean).

To be honest I can't tell if it's "attacking" me. With such atrocious grammar it can be interpreted a few ways.

That the tag titles will be defended and actually air on the WM card.

That someone other than Batista, Cena, HHH, HBK, Orton, Taker will main event WM.

That Kane will have a match and actually win.

That the ECW title will actually be defended.

That The Iron Shiek will be returning and going over Khali. (Yeah I made this last 1 up, but who wouldn't like to see it happen?)

Big Show will take on another sports figure. this year it will be against a figure skater

Fixed

Touchee Jayman. I honestly thought you'd go more towards Big Show vs Mike Phelps in a cannonball contest, but we all know Phelps would win. After all, he IS the Cena of Swimming.

Big Show vs Fedor in an MMA contest.

My money's on Fedor by.... being Fedor.

Nah they are saving that match for when Lesnar comes back to the WWE. It'll be a triple threat and Shane O'Mac will be the guest ref.

Fixed

oh oh I got it. ready?

CM Punk will 3-peat a MITB victory and continue being the greatest WWE has.

Also his faction (The Straight-Edge Enigma(LAWL Jeff Hardly)) will profess their dominance and destroy everyone at Mania

I'm also into cats

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

They were a little late to the party...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ampionslol.jpg

The Battle Royale will include so and so

That is amazing!

Batista will retire.
Undertaker's set to lose his streak.
Undertaker will retire, with or without his streak intact.
Cena's turning heel.
Bret Hart will return. Sometimes involving revenge for the Screwjob.

Oh, yeah, there's always the video recap within a day or two on RAW usually, about how "ZOMG!!!111!!!WTF!!! WE SOLD OUT WRESTLEMANIA IN LESS THAN A MINUTE!" Now, they don't always use that time frame, but they'll say like under 15 or 30 minutes some years, just to make it seem more credible, even though it's so not, since I'm sure people end up getting tix on the day of the event itself in some cases.

Chavo will face Hornswoggle and win