Official RAW Thread for 11/30/09 - The Cena Conspiracy Deepens
 

Sup?

As always (Chat only): http://www.justin.tv/thexeroguy/old

wooooooooooo. last week was a good show (mostly because of Ventura), so hopefully this will be too

Not hopeful about this week, what with the "DX goes to Lilliputian Court" theme for the night.

Little People's Court tonight.

I want the theme music AND the lovely Judge Marilyn Milian to preside over the case of Hornswoggle v. D-Generation X.

<font color=goldenrod>I demand Super Porky</font>

Also, I want to see the return of Max Mini.

In addition: [insert joke about Rey Mysterio being short]

Mail-in show with the roster flying out to the Middle East afterwards. I don't have high hopes for tonight, and I'll probably be watching Pats/Saints instead, periodically checking in on Raw.

So is Taz the judge?

No, Craig T. Nelson is The Judge.

They need cameos by mini superstars.

and Super Porky.

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The honorable Judge Reinhold

There's only one judge, jury, and executioner.

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LET'S GET IT ON!

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its the big shooooooooow toniigghttt

I cant quite imagine Big Show in a TLC Match.

So will Verne be drunk tonight?

Judge Dredd.

Jericho to jump on Big Show's shoulders for the win. They won't even use the ladder to grab the belts

Weeks after knee surgery, nonetheless. :shifty:

Nice video on the 'tron.

Big Show stealing the sycophants line from Jericho...nice.

Shouldn't they be hitting the law books instead of the ring?

So, how long before they put Verne in the ring with the Big Show? Verne will face him eye to knee cap.

Where is everyone in chat? :'(

Yeah, go "DX Armv"!

End this already.

lol worst crowd chanting ever, kids should not chant.

I don't see DX winning the belts. i think that they want to keep Jericho on Raw to keep up his working with all the new GM's. Plus, I am hoping for DX turning on each other.

Jeri-show whispering over the microphone,genius.Fuck these stipulations about next weeks handicap matches

That was a brutally long and repetitive promo.

raw is jericho

On a side note, i love when Jericho is telling the guest hosts "Just like everyone else's thats been on this show, you lack to show me the proper respect. No consulting, no going over things with me...nothing".

No Verne Troyer yet...why do I get the feeling they just taped all his segments ahead of time and he's not even in the building?

On a side note, Steven Seagal needs to host and kick some serious ass kung fu style.

indeed

THIS. :y::y::y::y::y::y:

If the divas are on already, when's the piss break?

Maryse = bonner

Gobble gobble my jizz maryse

LOL Jillian should be champion. She gets the most heat from everybody.

BONNER!!HAHAHA

Or Maryse

Alright, I take back my comment after seeing Maryse. Damn.

Melina has a nice body, but damn her face is ugly.

Maryse body is fucking incredible

Maryse is easily the hottest diva.

What, where is the black ref that does all the diva matches, or is he on Smackdown?

Good god. New gimmicks for everybody in that ring.

BEST...PIN...EVER

Now that is what I call a pin.

Sheamus has the worst theme music ever

No, I would have to say that honor goes to Primo

Doess Sheamus Theme begin 'Im the strongest sheamus in historyyyyyy...''

Ah. Funny how I always forget about him, huh?

ahahha 'I put him through a table'

Santino saves the day

oh poor santino but Ireland 1 Italy 0

The cobra

Aw poor Santino's gonna get killed.

Edit: King: "I didn't even know Sheamus was out here for a match"...after Justin Roberts said this match is set for one fall during his intro.

John Jana?

2 guys from nations starting with I's. Interesting.

hahahahha... I actually have skin pigmentation. Way to go Santino

Santino is the fucking man

Always the best way to get a guy over, destroy Santino

nice sign in the crowd......God please no

Lameaus .. that was funny

Santino is awesome. And so is Sheamus's beard.

That's how Cena is pronounced in Italian. It means dinner.

DRAGO!!!!!!!

I see. Thanks

I went in there and found myself alone. :(

Here in Ireland people as ginger and white as sheamus are spat at and locked in sheds,children are warned never to speak to people that ugly/pale and if they do they may catch aids

Sheamus should turn into Bubba Ray Dudley over the next two weeks, just putting everyone in his sight through a table and just staring into the camera with that orgasmic look.

lol lameaus

There's the Show/Troyer shot.

has he gotten smaller???

LOLWUT.

Didn't realise he was that freaking tiny.

Good Lord Troyer is as big as Show's head!

Well, it wasn't in the ring, but still eye to kneecap

Show to Troyer: GET IN MAH BELLAY!

didnt realize Verne Troyer was that fucking short

Yeah he may be even shorter than 'Swog.

DEFINITELY shorter than the 'Swog.

Incidentally is Troyer naturally bald or is he just afraid he won't be recognizable with hair?

LOL OMFG SOMEONE'S A FUNNY JOKERSTER!!!!!

Well it sure the hell isn't you.

Anyone's got a stream?

Verne was in Harry Potter?

Jesus Christ. Get this kid off the air.

http://www.justin.tv/wrestling_lwhdtv has been solid for me so far tonight. Better results if you go with the popout window and close the chat.

I already want Verne off the air

Its on fucking tv

LOL, looking around for him.

Okay, Miz's Mike Myers impression is pretty good.

awesome miz

ahahaha

They were both in reality shows. Would be like celebrity deathmatch

Mini Miz

LOL, Mini-Miz