The Most Ridiculous/Hard to Believe Things Done on WWE Programming
 

We all know its a show, but what are some moments when you say "come on" when you watch WWE. Here are a few of mine...

Ridiculous Things:

1. Triple H dressing as Kane and pretending to fuck a corpse in a coffin.
2. The Eugene character.
3. WWE convincing Edge to make people think that he would actually be into Vickie Guererro and kissing her.

Hard to Believe Things:

1. Triple H "breaking" J.R.'s arm.
2. The Rock throwing Austin over the side of a bridge and then showing a mannequin taking the fall but portraying it to be Austin.
3. Shane McMahon super-kicking Kane into a fire filled dumpster and then Kane showing up on RAW the very next week with only a white bandage around his forearm.

Hard to believe:

Hunter falling from the crane and returning like two weeks later virtually unscathed.

Don't remember the crane one, are you talkign about where Austin picked him up with a forklift while he was in the car and then Austin dropped him from it?

Another hard to believe one I forgot....

Vince's "death" in the limousine.

Yeah, forklift.

Ridiculous:
The end of the Empty Arena match between Foley and Rock with the camera angle from on the forklift coming down on Rock.

Mae Young showing her puppies at the Rumble in 2000 and shortly after giving birth to a hand with Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry aye that was a bad year for WWE imho.

The Live Sex Scene between Edge and Lita.

also the one where he sends Kane smashing into the side of a tractor trailer while inside a limosine

Ridiculous:
Chyna winning the IC Title

mae Young giving birth to a hand

The whole Bossman dragging Big Show's dead dad through the graveyard thing.

The Torrie Wilson/Dawn Marie/Al Wilson thing.

Cena's spinner belt getting tossed into the Long Island Sound by Lita who favored Edge at the time. Then Edge getting tossed into the Long Island Sound later by Cena :D

LOL

Buckle up Teddy!

Us being able to see Ryder's fantasies about Rosa. In the same vein - all the times a "supernatural" character would do something that "only" his opponent could see... except we saw it too (Warrior appearing in Hogan's mirror, et al)

No Mercy 2001: Jim Ross - "Bah gawd Paul, deep down in Austin's heart, he knows that he can't beat Angle."

Armageeddon 2001: Jim Ross - "Bah gawd Keeeng, deep down in Angle's heart, he knows that he can't beat Austin."


p.s. Kaientai chopping off the penis of Val Venis.

Mr Socko

The most ridiculous thing that I have witnessed on WWE programming was back in 2003 or 2004 on an episode of Raw where Triple-H was defending his World Heavyweight Championship against Shawn Michaels. So towards the end of the match, Shawn connects HHH with the super kick but we have no ref! So then Raw General Manager Eric Bischoff runs in and makes the 3 count. At that point everybody thought that Shawn Michaels had won his 2nd World Heavyweight Championship* (*The big gold belt) but then Eric announces Shawn as the winner but since the REFEREE never made the 3 count...still champion Triple-H. I was so pissed off.

Billy & Chuck's wedding

The birth of the Gobbledy Gooker on a ppv from a giant egg and ending with Mean Gene dancing with it in the ring.

Jericho's 1st title win against Triple H since it never happened in the record books but they have footage of the "match". :shifty:

What are you talking about? He had a band-aide and everything. On his forehead too!

Vince McMahons Walk

Austin becoming CEO of the company
Austin & Vince being friends
Austin & Hunter teaming up after Hunter organising to try and kill him
Hulk Hogan beating Triple H for the Undisputed title
A one legged wrestler

Must have been made out of DDP's bandaged ribs.

Actually, there's one. Bandaging ribs fixes internal injuries.

Hard to believe:

Wrestlers' punches never bruise, cut, or bloody their opponents' faces


Ridiculous:

If one wrestler grabs the other by the wrist and pulls on them while pushing off their back, the victim will begin to run towards the ropes. Upon nearing the ropes, the force of the attack will cause the victim to turn 180 degrees away from the ropes. The victim will then hit the ropes back first and bounce off the ropes, running back towards the attacker.

Any given setup for the 619.

That if a wrestler misses hitting their dropkick on their opponent that it hurts them when they land, however, if they hit their opponent with that dropkick, they land the same way and it doesn't hurt them.

That if you grab and lift the legs of someone who is laying down, and then abruptly fall back, the other person will lift up and/or go flying behind you.

Certain punches are pretty difficult to believe. Lately Christian's been making it very obvious with some of his punches, and you'll actually see him briefly putting up his left hand in front of his right before the punch. UGH.

That every opponent of Billy Kidman would always attempt a powerbomb, regardless of whether they had ever used one before or not, only for him to reverse it.

same with a leg drop

"Choppy, choppy, Pee Pee."
The fact John Wayne Bobitt saved him made it worse.

Rule 42, band-aids fix EVERYTHING!!!

Zack Gowen. Vince was just being a huge asshole with that IMO.

Everybody lies perfectly still during the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Even during the whole 'you can't see me' thing.

A referee facing the titantron can't see or hear the chair shot behind him despite the fact that he has a 50 foot titantron showing him whats going on.

Missed legdrops hurt the wrestler doing the move despite the fact that his ass hits the mat even if he hits the move.

Same as above for dropkicks.

People actually employ the pumphandle lift into a slam despite the fact that its the most countered move in wrestling history.

People with an injured body part will actualy have the fucking bandage over their clothing, even if its their foot their boot for some reason will have a bandage around it......:wtf:

Chokeslam counters tend to involve the wrestler delivering it to let go of the opponents neck so their victim can either hop behind the wrestler or deliver a ddt...Why exactly?

People for some reason jump into the air for the rko and usually make it very obvious while doing so.

Womens wrestling in general...

If a wrestler is awaiting someone arriving at the arena and its 2 big names involved the person he's waiting on shows up 5 minutes before the end of the show. :wtf:

Dastardly plans are always largely hinted at in front of the camera with everyone in the arena clued into whats going on except the person whos about to be on the receiving end.

Rey Mysterio matches in general.

Commentators orgasming that Cena has lifted the big show like its their first time seeing it happen.

No one ever seems to hear the loud stomping, clapping and (now) counting that comes with Sweet Chin Music.

True but he usually misses that these days and then hits it "out of nowhere".

True, maybe they've finally wised up. I prefer the stealthy one where he's sort of just standing there having to piss before hitting it.

On that note, any moves that come in combos. For example, if you get Shoulder Blocked by Cena once, DON'T GET UP, you're getting another one or the Protobomb.

WWE Bragging Rights: Randy Orton v John Cena.

Officials stopped the fight when Cena had a small cut on his head but didn't bother to stop the fight when Orton tried to kill Cena from the pyro attack on the stage.

The referee being knocked out while all of the bad stuff happens, but then magically wakes up when a wrestler covers his opponent.

The Undertaker ascended to the top of the arena after being locked in a casket.

Papa Shango cursed the Warrior and lit a guy's feet on fire.

These should be at the top of everyone's lists.

Tim White attempting suicide on a weekly basis for our entertainment.

No it isnt
They want Cena to leave as much as the fans



That somehow ALL of hogans opponents lose to the same three moves which are in the basic move set of of many a wrestler and
somehow they never see them coming (see john cena for further reference)

The peoples elbow (COM ON!)

Wrestlers tend to do things week to week that would land us in jail for a long time yet they almost never see legal ramifications.


619




calling shawn michaels HBK LOOOOONG after that ship had sailed




Sheamus I refuse to believe that his appearance isnt the result of the white balance being off in wwes cameras or that hes not shown through a filter of some sort till I see him live

Vince making out with Trish Stratus in front of his "comatose" wife, Linda, prior to WrestleMania X-7.

Al Wilson.

:lol:

Never thought of it like that.

A 'Deadman'.

For a while there that was the only good thing on WWE programming.

Also along these lines:

Kane summoning lighting bolts to set a cameraman on fire.

The Undertaker disappearing out of a casket that is on fire....twice.

Ridiculous: People claiming wrestling to be fake...lol.

JBL doesn't get arrested for attempting to murder John Cena with a car

Rikishi doesn't get arrested for attempting to murder Stone Cold with a car

The nWo don't get arrested for attempting to murder The Rock with a truck

Big Show didn't get arrested for attempting to roll a car onto Hardcore Holly.

Didn't Undertaker bring Al Wilson back to life or something?....:lol:

HBK is still fucking sexy and women still cheer him

Wrestlers finishing moves are used by other wrestlers as everyday moves but dont have the same effect. aka.... Super Kick, DDT, Piledriver, Powerbomb

No, but that needs to happen

Ridiculous: February 5th, 2008 episode of ECW on SciFi - Main Event: Chavo Guerrero vs. CM Punk in the first-ever Gulf of Mexico match, where the only way to win, needless to say, was to throw your opponent into the Gulf of Mexico.

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:rofl::lol:

I love it how the bell rings after the fight.

He's that pale for real dude I've see him in person.

Ya hes fucking ginger and Irish :wtf:

2 months and come February I, too will have seen Sheamus live. During last night's SD! broadcast, they came on with an ad saying they'd be here Feb. 12th with tix starting @ only $15...can't pass that up.

Now I need to think of some clever sign ideas...

Wait, that's not right - Bischoff announced that as both men's shoulders were down, HHH retained the belt.

People still try to headscissors Austin Aries

When a wrestler is thrown into the ropes he can not stop himself from bouncing off of them and coming back to his opponent.

I thought Vince did die.

Ric Flair's top rope move.

Gail Kim winning the Womens Championship and Carlito winning the US belt in their debut matches.

The ending of the Sheamus/John Cena match at the TLC PPV. I was all for Cena losing the belt, but the way they did it, all sudden and shit was just a horrible ending. It could have been more exciting like Cena attempting the attitude adjustment andthen Sheamus slips off his back, picks him up and drives him through a table like he did to Mark Cuban. The way the match ended was soooooooo awkward.

I thought it was the next night

Uhh... 2000 was probably the most successful year in WWE history.