Official ECW Thread, 12/08/09 (No spoilers, please)
 

ECW starts in half an hour!!!!!!!

Who's watching?

Is Paul Burchill about to become a super villain to combat The Hurricane's super hero? Pretty brilliant, if that happens.

Where the hell is Screech?

Good question. I hope he's OK.

There used to be a pretty decent number of people who would post in the ECW threads when it was still live and The New Breed was around. Where are they now???? :(

I just cracked open a beer. I'm so ready for this!!!!!!!!!!

Let's post some pictures of our favorite ECW superstars, past and present. I'll start...in a minute.

Don't be shy, guys! This is fun!

I hope tonight is the night

Clox! My man! So good to see you, bro. :heart:

*awaits the inevitable Braden Walker post*

*doesn't wanna be the one to do it*

Verily.

Wait...the night for what? That they re-brand ECW?

Don't worry, ABT. I am here.

Thank goodness. I was about to cry.

or spam

Cry while spamming perhaps.

http://www.minuscelsius.com/images/s...mmydreamer.jpg
Mainly because he's about the only ECW Original guy still on the (WW)ECW roster.

Anyway, yeah ABT. Jump the gun much, bud? Next time maybe wait around until, I dunno like 10 or 5 to 10 o'clock...

Don't question ABT, DAMN iNATOR

He is bringing life to the ECW threads. Now it is more than just me talking to myself, so KYR can stop making fun of me.

WTF is this big head shit?

screech was the only character to star in every version of the show

DAMN iNATOR, I used to make these an hour in advance. Suck my dick. Half an hour prior is a good time for this so people can speculate about what's going to happen on the show.

THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!

*Laugh, cut to freeze/credits*

Are you serious? How many of these have been me with 50 or so posts and the next closest was like, 12?

Xero's in the house, yes.

Love how it is "revolutionary." I know it's never been its own event, but I find it amusing.

Glad to have you, Xero.

HE LOVE US OF A!

Glad to be here, ABT.

It sounds like Kozlov's theme says something about Primo and a bull.

I love how Kozlov over-exaggerates his lip movement when he talks.

And here comes Zeke "XFL" Jackson!

Zeke is quite oiled up tonight.

Alright boys ECW is over

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Zeke's theme song is fantastic. That shoving match was not.

or did it just start? fuck

you guys got an hour

Don't you think you jumped the gun there, Jeritron buddy? How about next time saying that ECW is over maybe five or ten minutes before it's actually over?

lol Shelton, in one of the main gimmick matches in the PPV and number one contender for a title has a jobber shirt.

ECW is over when I say it is

Shelton's voice always sounds so fake for some reason.

He got him good.

he should unprettier that lamb

lol sunshine

:love:

Cue Tiffany

Boom

Tiffany's theme song describes her pretty well, but it's not very fitting for a general manager.

lol Yoshi's hair slightly blowing in the breeze like a title screen to an RPG.

Still can't believe Carlton Banks fucks her.

I can't believe there are people who Carlton Banks doesn't fuck

Remember when Kozlov beat The Undertaker last year? What happened?

But she's like a little kid who won 'GM for a Day,' only she gets to do it all the time. I think it works pretty well.

Wait, she's seriously with Carlton?

Vince got bored?

WWE Logic happened.

You should write this on a post it and leave it on Sheamus's desk

which is probably in two peices from putting someone through it

So Vance Archer will face Undertaker within three months, then?

Yes.

Sheamus will be sure to scoff at it after throwing over the table.

Nah, he's not a monster.

Sheamus made a scene during last years State Faire table throwing contest

Wow.

FUCK YOU I WILL NOT SLOW DOWN "BRO"!

This is why I prefer the chat. :-\

really embarassing for everyone involved

But...he's menacing!


:shifty:

Wasn't as bad as the Midget Punting contest with Orton.

I think when MOTY is announced, the presenter should just go up and say, "Really? There are other nominees?"

Sheamus has destroyed all the tanning beds in Ireland

Speaking of...

Is it weird that I'm hoping for an Abe Washington segment this week?

He's alive?!?

lol Tommy Dreamer still wrestles?

No. He's been pretty good lately.

YONKERS!!!

Vance Archer has so many stereotypical tattoos...barbed-wire on the arm...tribal sun....tramp stamp....pretty ridiculous.

"A poster boy for overcoming the odds!?"

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...l/choochoo.jpg

I still mark for Dreamer.

Bubba Bomb?

I've not seen many male tramp stamps.

Dreamer keeps on keeping on

sorry i'm behind i paused to smoke a cig

Holy shit we're at three pages. And only 15 minutes into the show. This must be some kind of record.

I did spam a bit half an hour before the show.

Swear to God watching with you guys makes this 100x better. And ECW is awesome as it is, so it's really awesome.

this is the biggest night in the history of our sport!!!!

No excuse! I changed a diaper and I'm still here.

Archer reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger in it.

It's good to know that other people actually do watch it. :y:

It's puzzling indeed.

Lance Hoyt?

I'm not currently watching

Wow, Tommy just defied gravity!