Post here and I will defend any wrestler like a mark would.
 

Post some flaws about a wrestler and I will defend them like a mark.

Charlie Haas Sucks!!

You are obviously mistaken my friend, Charlie Haas has a HUGE amateur background and was probably like the coolest guy in high school. I bet he was like the captain of the wrestling team and got any chicks that he wanted. Haas is best friends with Kurt Angle too and Kurt Angle is the greatest ever so if Kurt Angle thinks Charlie Haas is good then he is good. And that's the bottom line!!!!!

try to defend....


Hmmmmm



Mideon

mark henry cant wrestle worth shit might as well team him up with Eugene.

Mideon has supernatural abilites and he was part of the Undertaker's evil group of vampires. The Undertaker taught Mideon the secrets of resurrection and Mideon had a tattoo of an eye that could see whatever u r doing behind his back so you could never sneak attack him and it makes him very powerful and plus he is a creature of the night and he gets supernatural special superpowers from drinking your blood. So watch out buddy.

Are you serious? MARK HENRY IS THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!!! That means EVERYONE! Including the Big Show!!! He is so strong one time that I heard he lifted up a tank and threw it. He could punch you so hard you would blink out of existance.

And that was not very funny making for of Eugene. He can do it. You have no faith in him for his disabilities and you are an underestimating a hole for it!!!!

Ok

Here's one..........


Ed Leslie

lol and zach Gowen?

I do not know who they are but I bet you that if you know who they are, then they are famous and must be the greatest of all times because wrestlers who can have u know their name from their wresting abilities r very good and deserve praise.

Zach Gowen is disabled yes, but his lack of a leg has made him very flexible and he can jump around like Spider Man. Plus if u ever went to kick him in the leg u would miss because its not there. Plus, you couldnt do the sharpshooter or Figure 4 on him, so he would never tap out and that makes him better than Mick Foley in an I Quit Match. And one time Mick Foley beat The Rock for the title, so if he could beat the guy who could beat a guy who used to be champion he is the greatest wrestler in the world and u r a moron 4 doubting him u discriminating bastard!!!!!

:?:

Big Bossman sucks

Big Bossman does not suck and u should watch out and make sure he doesn't see this because he will come and whip ur ass with a nightstick. Big Bossman has dealt with hardened criminals before wrestlers and the wrestlers are not as bad ass as a hardened criminal. He will lock themall up and all they will be able to do is butt rape each other so in the words of the Big Bossman GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!

I mean seriously how many crimes have you heard of in Cobb County, GA? UM LIKE NONE, because the Bossman lives there and will take a bite out of crime.

LOL, reputation for Rock Bottom.

Oh and he's one for ya'...Steven Richards.

Hardcore Holly is useless

If you doubt Steven Richards I have five words for you

ILL SHOW U ULL C

Steven RIchards can attack u from every which way because he is invisible. And unless u r Mideon with magical eye tattoo there is nothing u can do about it because he will kick ur behind when u think he is in front of you. Plus he manages Sunday Night Heat and can get guys like Test to come and kick ur butt.

Um hello Hardcore Holly is the greatest of all times. His hair is the coolest and he used to be a racer champion of the world. So he used to drive really really fast and that means he is used to such speed that he can c u coming from a mile away like u r a fast racecar. And plus he got his neck broke and came back for revenge and the only reason Brock won their match is because Brock Lesnar used kryptonite before he F-5d him + Hardcore Holly felt sorry for Brock and gave him the win because Hardcore already gets laid whenever he wants and he wanted to share. Plus he can beat up any 18 year old as seen in Tough Enough and if u r 18 years old chances r, u r next.

The Dudleyz

El Gigante sucks, he almost made Ric Flair have a horrible match in the early 90s! :mad:

This is the ultimate challenge...

Defend Randy Orton....


Because Randy Orton is a over-hyped undeserveing whiny little Rocky! Rocky! Wannabee that will only be as good as the man they call Brutus Beefcake (who sucks almost as bad as "The Talent Killer" Randy Orton!

THE DUDLEYZ ARE THE EXTREME ECW all time table champions. Um whenever u say I wonder what the Dudley Boyz will "bring to the table" LOL r u in 4 a surprise. The Dudley Boyz are the greatest table matchers of all times even if they lose them alot hey the Dudley Boyz made tables famous b/c they will powerbomb u through them + also I had Bubba Ray over 4 dinner tonite and he gave me a Bubba Bomb boy does my butt hurt I will tell u.

El Gigante, I do not know who that is either, but with a name like that he must be really large and that means he runs the joint and no one messes w/him. i heard that instead of climbing the top rope for an elbow drop he will climb a beanstalk and do a hurricanrana on u. U cant beat that not even with a giant axe and if ur name is Jack.

I think I will let Loose Cannon mark out on you to defend Randy Orton. And it is spelled that, "Orton."

But if you insist, this is my markish defense for him:

Hello Mr. Ur Name Doesnt Matter. Randy Ortun iz w/o a doubt the hardcore legend because he will end ur legend SNAP just like that. He did the RKO on Mick Foley and Mick Foley was put in a coma for 3 seconds yes I know they did not tell u this but 4 three seconds he was in a coma and he was hurting bad and the ref counted to three. Randy orton is not a rock wannabe u idiot The Rock stole the peoples eyebrow from Randy Ortun and Randy will kill the rock because if rock is a legend it means he is destined to die because Randy Orton has a big collection of knives and u r next.

How about...



Lex Luger?

Holy shit. My eyes are actually tearing up from that one. You must be bored and drunk. This thread is awesome.

Ummm..yeah, Kevin Nash is the worst WWF Champion of all time.

Lex Luger is a hero 2 all of u and u should respect him. Remember when no one could beat Yokozuna well he was a hero + he became blood brothers with Bret Hart during that time so his real name is Lex Luger Hart but u should not know this and dont tell Lex I told u this secret. He scooped Yokozuna up and slammed him 2 the mat and Yokozuna weighed like 1200 pounds. they only said 530 because they did not want u to know his real weight because he was a senitive guy. next to mark henry lex luger is the second strongest man in the world.

and also he inspired Steve Austin. what does that tell u. he is a all time hero and he could kick Osama's butt and u better b-leave he will own u so b careful.

U must b the drunk 1 my friend to believe that because Kevin Nash gets all the girls and he is prolly ur father so u should show some respect. Shawn Micaehsl tried to keep him in his shadow but u know Kevin Nash is WEIGH taller than Michaels so that was kinda hard. I will tell u how he got the name the jackknife 4 his powerbomb. 1 time he was in a bar and these 2 dudes stood up and said hay Big Sexy u r really name is Big Donkey Punch. So he walked over 2 them and they shot him but he got up and said u r really in trouble now jackhole and stabbed them so that they could not ever have sex again. thats how he got the name 4 his finisher and besides why would u say that when everyone knows he owns u because hes ur dad.

You know Brutus Beefcake....

Yeah, he blows the big one.

um. u have 2 b the dumbest guy on the universe. Brutus the Barber Beefcake can cut ur hair so hard u will die. Plus he was taken in by Hulk Hogan who is his father. Anyway he runs a barber shop and thats why he is called the barber because he can fight u good there he has an advtantage. he knows the layout of the place better than u and he could hide behind corners and do sneak attacks unless u have Mideon eye tatoo. and also he will do swirly moves on you and hypnotize you with his spinny barber sign.

also Kevin nash is 7 foot tall and hispenis is very big I know because he had sex with Pamela Anderson at Wrestlemania when she showed up he was like hey baby and she was like hi. and he said want to go back to my place, we can have sex. she said ok. and he took her home and abused her when he was done.

Fuck the Gobbeldy Gooker!!!

EXCUSE me but that is no way to make fun of Jim Ross, the greatest announcer of all times. U may think its funny to mock a man 4 his disabilities like other ppl in this thread but its not funny and every night in and night out Jim Ross gives u his all and he gives u his soul and u mock him 4 his speech impedament.

Oh, u mean the wrestler? i dunno about him.

Triple H Sucks.

savio vega sucked groin!

Triple H is the GAME. r u insane? WHO has held the belt like he has? Ummm nobody except Hulk Hogan and he never defended it. Triple H is a vampire from Blade 3 and if ur not careful he'll bite ur neck. He also married Stephnaie (hottest babe in world) and he has sex with her which is something u will never do + Vince likes him more than Shane and I know this because Shane told me and I really believe him. Plus pedigree is gonna hurt you and ur not gonna kick out unless u r on PCP.

Uh who do you think is Eddue Guerrero's father u sick bastard it's Savio Vega. Which is a very very little known fact like when Ultimate Warrior died and came back from the grave twice. Savio vega is awesome at jumping around and he used 2 b the man when he was around. Plus he will attack u because he is in a gang called Los Boriquas who r tougher than the crips I know this because I am a crip and men I tell u do not mess w/that guy.

IS this guy trying to convince me that THE ROCK got his eyebrow move from ORTON?! GOD BLESS U. u need a psychologist.

When the rock made his debut, heck, orton was still sucking breast milk.

Big Show is fat

Big Show is the largest athlete in the world and u r a dumass 4 calling him fat because he is like Kingpin in Spiderman he has like no body fat at all. He is a mean mound of muscle and he is WALKING TALL!!!! He is over 7' which means he could walk in ur house and destroy whatever he wants. Plus he would own u in a eating or drinking contest. and his bladder is big and he could piss ur head off and hose u down like a firehose so u better stop being a flamer he will burn u out!@!!`11

Read the first page, retard. These are not my real opinions, I am acting like a mark for the sake of entertaining people. And I'm surprised that out of all the outlandish shit I thought up you chose this as the one to mention.

<font color=goldenrod>A-Train's back hair is disgusting.</font>

Jazz is so ugly that when I first saw her on RAW, I thought it was the Predator.

Wow look at u rnt u cool for making fun of him. Uh did u know that A-Train is actually the missing link? ya y do you think they have a group called "evolution" it is a secret code for A-train because he is clearly a cave man like Encino man was. u will know I'm right when Pauly Shore manages him and then he will show up at ur doorstep. He will beat u up and say Betty Betty Nuggs and u will go, gee, why the **** did I ever make fun of the baddest son of a gun alive.

U sir are nothing but a prejudiced basatdr because im sure if she was white u would be like o let me pop dem titties. Jazz is also very strong and could bench press u and she is sexy and hot. I had sex with her and it was awesome and I must say u will never be where I have been. and she has a bush but its ok.

Goldberg is THE WORST wrestler in the world. Three moves!

Bradshaw can't wrestle
Clothesline from heck! Clothesline from heck!
Hell I was marking out when Shelton did the Clothesline from heck on him
But he can sure drive out the immigrants...with his hat

Virgil and the Brooklin Brawler must have the worst losing streak in history.

Rosey sucks

His got a stupid Gimmick.

WWE should just release him

Sting sucks. His gimmick is lame and there is no use for his "crow" gimmick anymore.


Note: I am a Sting fan and except for the "Sting sucks" part of this post, I believe what I say is true.

LMFAO!!! :rofl: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Bastian Booger is horrible and Giant Gonzalez is even worse.

And David Arquette is the worst sanctioned champion of all time.

Norman Smiley

well well well look at professor wrestler move. You are a pin head you know that. Goldberg can beat u w/3 moves and only reason he only has 3 moves is because thats all it takes because his muscles are made of metal. Goldberg is Steve Austin's son and he will beat u until ur hiney's red. He is 2 powerful. And the reason he is not hurt by other wrestlers is because his skin is made of adamantium steel. Ur next buddy. PS I went to Goldberg's house last night and watched saving private ryan w/him. he began to cry so I just want 2 let u know Goldberg is sensitive but make no mistake he will uppercut u.

saying Bradshaw cant wrestle is like saying Trish Stratus cant have big boobs - UM HELLO!!! he is gonna be the all american trophy winner. does that say n e thing? of course he can wrestle look at him. paul heyman chose bradshaw over faarooq 2 stay because he is the most powerful acolyte ever. and he is also part of undertaker's evil vampire cult. he will suck urblood and he has the power to shapeshift. and thats why u all think hes a cowboy now well hes really not and if u dont believe me just ask Mideon pal.

u r obviously underestimating bald black men. bald black men have accomplished great deeds in wrestling. Ahmed Johnson was from the PEARL RIVER STREETS and could plunge u into oblivion. Virgil was bodyguard 2 Ted DiBiase who is the richest man in the world he's even richer than Vince McMahon. he gave virgil all kinds of money and virgil bought snipers 2 shoot his opponents. scary stuff huh.

Brooklyn Brawler is from the bronx and he is a mean, machine. he will beat u up. one time he was in the sewers and all 4 ninja turtles attacked him and he came at them and body slammed them. he may lose alot in the WWE but thats because he is too tired to fight because he had to fight the ninja turtles all day. uh hello. he is the rat king he is baxter stockman.

I will give u about 3 minutes 2 take that back because if u dont the clock will tick down. he is now a super hero in training ( ha ha ha vary funny 2 all u who like to use the s word)) and is getting powers from the hurricane. and hurricane is immune to everything so he is teaching Rosie 2 b immortal. UR 3 minutes r up buddy and u better convince Rosey that u r a nice guy or u r toast.

w/butter

I already spoke about Hardcore but I guess I will do it again. Many people like 2 make fun of him 4 attacking that kid from Tuf Enuf but I swear it was in selph dephents. the kid had it coming and Hardcore is good @ giving u what u have coming. uhhhhhh by the way u know that racecar bed u used to sleep in when u were a kid, hardcore holly's is better than urs.

Bastion Booger was the sexiest man alive + he had sex w/Luna Vachon (who is HOT by teh way.)

Bastion was the son of bam bam bigalow who left him 4 dead (what a sick bastard) somewhere in a dumpster when he was a baby and all he had 2 live oin was garbage (thats why he so big.) Bastion was not a evil or a good man because of this and thats why his tights were gray.

Giant Gonzalez is like 8 feet tall, wtf r u talking about. whenever u masturbate u could get caught by him if ur room is upstairs. so i would watch it o wait its 2 late because he came over and told me about what u did so maybe u will think twice when bad mouthing the largest giant in the world. ps he is the son of Odin.

David Arquette is sisters with Neve Campbell and u r a retard. Neve Campbell is hot so that makes him the most powerful wrestler of all times (if u dont believe me u can ask my little brother.) n e wayz he won the title fair and square and never wrestled before which means he is natural at it so i guess we have a new nature boy in town. ric flair move over ur days r done.

<font color=goldenrod>Billy Gunn is stale and boring.</font>

Norman Smiley was a good guy and even when he lost he always had a smile. he had very good self confidence and is at a level where idiots like u can not bring him down i bet he could smile very very big from ear to ear and i bet you can not. his lips r very flexible from this and he can catch his opponents when they r prone and flap his lips at them. uh. i bet u wonder why his name is Norman Smiley and no it is not because he smiles u dip shit it is because he get blow job from ur mother and smile.

u cannot mess w/the ass. Billy Gunn will tell u two words SUCK IT!!!!! u have to bow down. the fameasser is the most powerful finishing move ever because it makes ur FACE hit the floor 4 REAL its not staged like all that other stuff. ur face really hits the floor. the reason he isnt the champion is because they are afraid he will take their title and wrestling will b over because no one can beat him.

o btw u fat idiot. i will tell u why he has lips on his tights thats from U kissing his ass u buttmouth.

Christian is teh suxorz.

yet another buffoon who does not realize that Christian has ties with super vampire powers. except now he is with Trish who is also a vampire now. they have weird vampire blood sex ( u do not want 2 know what its like when they climax)

but Christian is a creapy little basterd who will kick u and then say 2 ur face "I didnt do it!!!" like RIGHT 2 ur face. and u will believe him because he is a CLB and btw I am a peep.

o and he doesnt even have to do the unprettier on u because his hair is vary prettier than urs u non suave mother fuc</>ker.

Stevie Ray sucks.

Stone Cold beats women.

Jeff Hardy is not Xtreme.

uh hello. u r living in the last week. Stevir Ray is very hot in the ring and can come at u all sorts of ways and ur defenses will b worn down. he is very resiliant (but not as much as x-pac) and he is named after Stevie Ray Vaughan who is the greatest blues player since jimi hendrix. and plus his spirit is with STevie Ray like in half baked where the spirit of Jerry Garcia was with the stoner. one puff of magic dust and ur ass is grass.

uh she attacked stone cold first u retard. maybe u didnt hear the whole story but stone cold was sitting on the couch after working hard. he was watching tv and in comes this mean bitch. she says hey steve y dont u go get me a beer. and then she slaps him and he falls down and cries. so she pulls his hair (they might not be able 2 be seen but she pulled them, thay are there but they r tiny so thats why it hurt) and he cried again. finally he said i had enuf no more and dialed 911. so she came @ him with a chainsaw and he blocked and did the stunner. and then he said what have i done what have i done. he is innisint.

This is the funniest sentence ever.

I wish I could rep you, man.

JEFF HARDY!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! HE IS SO COOL. I want to B like him so BADLY it makes crap run down my leg. I wear glow in the dark makeup and now all the 13 year old chix think I am HOT. I get mad hed at school now. One time he came over and he taught me how 2 do the swanton bomb. i did it and he was like u r good and u could b better but never as good as me. and i said i know jeff lol u joker u and we laughed. then we drank mountain dew and shot up together after doing like 14 sheats of lsd25.

<font color=goldenrod>Scott Steiner is on steroids</font>

No hes not he is just big boned. btw 2 all my fellow Freax. HOLLA! IFYAHEARME! OMG. his phrase is SO AWESOME and he invented it 4 real. you might not think so but I know 4 a fact because he told it to me first. and as far as steroids go u r just jealous because ur body isnt as muskulor as his. he even haz vains coming out of his 4head and even his dick i only no because my mom told me and he is my dad so peace out w/ur gay shit plz.

Someone get me some Tylenol cause this post has given me a headache. First of all, how do you even put Orton in the same sentence with the man of 45,000 gimmicks. Second of all, who is comparing him with The Rock. Even I'll admit Rock is leagues beyond him and I HATE Rock. Orton has had some pretty good matches, so it's not like he's Hardcore Holly or something. I thought that I.C. Title match with RVD on Raw was excellent. But to each there own I guess.

Mark Henry eats too much turkey.

Loose Cannon

Good Luck on that one...

i will rep u bad and i mean it buddy.

i dont know who that is but in case u WERENT paying attention (u silly Fryza. always slacking off in cartoon class) GI JOE WHOOPEDF Cobraz butt and if this guy can take cobra he can take n e 1.

U KEEP ON W/THAT. and i will slam u. u but fuk. eye already dephended him.

ps mark henry's brown boobs make my dik so hard like this

:-

Joke bud... Glad to see people have a sense of humor....

Earnest "The Cat" Miller sucked. I'm glad he's gone.

<font color=8307ff><b>Stephanie McMahon was a bad GM.</font></b>

<font color=8307ff><b>Also, ROFL at this topic.</font></b>

AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK I WAS SERIOUS.
:nono:

Wow what it's like way past ur bed time sum 1 call ur momma. Ernest The Cat is like the greatest wrestler beause he has soul and funk. He can dance better than u so u should give it up. Who do you think taught Scotty and Rikishi how 2 dance, it was the Cat. n e wayz 1 time at school The Cat came to pick me up from school. I told him as I got in 2 the car hey Cat how r u and he said fine how did u do. I said I got a B and he said wow and then my friends came up and he said "how did u guys do" and they said "I got a F!!!" he said "!!!! somebody call ur momma!!" and drove off hahahaha we were way 2 cool 4 them. but yeah he does not suck because he has a bald head.

Stephanie McMahon is Vints McMahon's daughter uh hello Vints is the best businessman on the entire country. he owns AOL/Time Warner and McDonald's also. he can put u on the street just w/a snap of his fingers. and u know u should reallyh appreciate him because he saves penguins from dying @ at the ice.

but n e ways I kno the focal point is Steph. she is vary smart and talented just like her daddy. and also she has very big bubz. she can b general manager whenever she wants and believe me when I say that WWE rules the world so basically she could be general manager of UR LIFE. how would it feel every time u wanted to eat a pop tart for her 2 come in with a mic and be like "bitch plz u better put that pop tart down" so now what i did not think so.

I hate Ric Flair because he supports George W. Bush.

how can u hate a guy who has been wrestling since age 3 and who is currently 93 years old. uh thats 90 years buster more than u will probably live. he is the nature boy and he has nature powers. he can make vines entangle u in the ring and put u in the figure 4 and u will be helpless. he can make n e 1 tap out except for Zach Gowen. plus he is triple H's father so shut ur pie hole because triple h is a immortal vampire.

also 4 ur information Randy Orton was not breast fed he was fed on formula i know because i am his godfather.

little do u kno that Sting IS the crow u dum shit. eric bischoff killed his gerl friend and him and he came back to live and Eric Bischoff was like what the hell is going on here get me security but sting pulled out a gun and shot them all in the head and put it away so fast and eric bischoff said ok. please dont hurt me. sting being the good guy he is forgave and forget but 4 u well i dont know if he will be as forgiving.

X-Pac sucks.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Kane is not a jobber u ninkumpupe. Kane is the BROTHER of the Undertaker hello where have u been the past 5 years. kane was really burned in the face and he wore his mask and it gave him powers. he can slam his arms around and make fire come out the ring post so really all he would have 2 do would be 2 put u on the ringpost and set u on fire. he does not do that 2 other wrestlers because he will not want to kill them (unless they make him mad and btw bud u r doing a good job of that so I would stay away from ringposts if I were u.)

neways Kane can defeat anyone. plus he is a big red machine and I am a close friend of his if ur not careful ill hit the "on" button.

um. listen very carefully.

u think u can tell me what 2 do
u think ur better
well u better get ready 2 bow 2 the masters.


X PAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is AWESOME and I wear his bandana btw he is a crip like me. when he was1 2 3 kid he defeatewd Razor Ramon and got 25000$ for it and he went to college with that money. so he is very smart plus he is resiliant and can own u. uh have u ever watched his matches?

he would spinning heel kick u so many times ur balls would go "o shit I hope he doesnt kick me 2."

Also the XFactor was a name he got because he is good friends with Marvel comics.