Official ECW Thread, 1/19/10 (No spoilers, please!)
 

Our ECW Homecoming champion is crowned. What's next in the Land of Extreme?

I'm digging Croft and Baretta, but it seems kind of pointless to have them squashing teams on ECW.

Also, I was kind of liking Kozlov and Zeke when they were on Smackdown, but now they just bore the shit out of me.

As soon as they changed Croft and Baretta's theme song, I stopped caring.

Hopefully the main event is Zack Ryder v. The Hurricane with Zack Ryder going over. Also, I'm sort of worried about Paul Burchill's future.

I am also worried about his future. I love Burchill.

You liked the Bittersweet Symphony rip-off?

Indeed. It was unique, if nothing else.

He had a great year on ECW. Excellent matches.

C'mon, this is amazing...

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...and are they really called The Dudebusters?

Love that theme :y:

they were the Dudebusters in FCW

love this finisher btw

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Yeah, pretty slick.

ECW is no place for a tag team to flourish, though.

Fixed.


:shifty:

Side note: I am almost to 5000 posts. That's not thread worthy, is it?

<font color=goldenrod>I loved Croft/Barreta's theme...and to change it to something so generic (that also sounds exactly like Vance Archer's hella generic theme) was infuriating.

I'm guessing those two will be Supplemental-Drafted to another show in a couple months.</font>

Barreta and Croft remind me of Motor City Machine Guns, but not as good.

If Zeke wins the belt he will be the head of ECW. How does that make people feel?

TONY!!!

Not something I want to see happen AT ALL tbh

SANTINO!!!!

Nice! :y:

Zeke can't carry a show. He can't even carry a match.

Also, what the fuck is Santino doing here?

Santino >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Washington

god I hate Santino

I will forever love Tony for his Miz impersonation.

"I'M AWESOME!"

Only thing good about Zeke is his music

Kozlov can't be a face with that theme.

Yeah, love that song.

Why?

Agreed

What the fucking fuck is happening right now?

Kozzy stinks

dunno, just really irritates me

and I have a raw hatred of anyone with a unibrow

He wishes he was Ivan Drago.

lol if it weren't for Santino I don't think i'd know what Kozlov was talking about at all

Kozlov has a nice smile.

also I hate everyone involved with this segment, now

god I hate Bert

As much as I love Santino, this is terrible.

This crowd could not give less of a fuck.

That would be a pretty ridiculous tag team, especially if Tony managed them and laughed the whole time at ringside.

I dunno, I like Kozlov.

With Santino, that could have been so much better.

Fuckin Yoshi

Speaking of ridiculous tag teams

Thank God that's over.

For some reason, I am a Zeke fan. I have no idea why.

Honestly, so do I, but I'm scared of what he would be as a face.

:y:

It is easier to like Zeke than it is to like Kozzy

Kozlov is one hundred times more competent in the ring than Zeke is, and he's probably a better promo too.

I hate Yoshi

The only thing that could have saved that segment would have been Kozlov breaking out the "I love double double E" line.

Is ECW where all non-North American wrestlers go by default?

Goldust dropkick? :y:

ANOTHER theme song change for Barreta and Croft.

Is that an apple on Yoshi's tights?

nice spot by YoshiDust. Don't really see what there's to hate about Yoshi. Dude is a solid worker. Had some excellent matches in NJPW and FCW.

I want to like Croft and Baretta. I really do.

I was going to ask if that music was different

I hate Yoshi Tatsu's name

good wrestler though

lol I think it's supposed to be the Japanese flag?

:lol:

For fuck sake, parkmania.

Me too.

I was joking, but it still was funny to me. Apples are Yoshi's favorite food, after all.

Byron Saxton is the goods.

List of people who weren't joking:

1) parkmania

Wow, when was the last time Goldust received a hot tag?

:rofl: one 8 year old kid chanting Yoshi! Yoshi! as loud as he can

I like this Barretta guy

still don't like Croft at all

love that snap powerslam Goldust does

:y:

pretty tired of hearing Ted DiBiase saying "hey sweetheart"

Is Zach's major announcement that he's entering the Rumble? Or that he's asking Rosa to marry him?

I have not seen any of the WWE Films, don't plan on starting with the Marine 2.

Hopefully he's announcing that Rosa will be coming to my house and sitting on my face.

I was watching a replay of last week's ECW the other day, specifically Ryder's promo, and he came off boring to me. Odd since I usually like when he's on the mic.

One of the few Geico commercials I like - only because Charlie Daniels is the fuckin MAN!

What if I give it a rave review?

My co-worker saw The Marine (he doesn't watch wrestling) and said the movie was BS since the main character was like "superman" and kept overcoming ridiculous odds. I lol'd pretty hard when he told me that... he didn't understand why it was so funny.

I've heard people say that See No Evil and The Marine were "not bad" but I still have no desire to watch them. As much as I love Stone Cold, I haven't seen any of his movies either.

I kind of like Ryder's theme :S

Behind Enemy Lines was pretty good, and I'm not just saying that because I have a signed copy (:D).

12 Rounds was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

I think See No Evil made Something Awful's ten worst movies of all-time or decade or something

The best part of see no evil was at the end when a dog pisses in Kane's eye socket.

I liked the Condemned well enough

See No Evil might have the funniest thing I've ever seen in a movie

that's about it

Stand back, there's a Rydercane coming through...

Nah, doesn't sound as good.

The Marine was fucking awful.

I liked See No Evil and The Condemned.

Mixed tag match coming soon.

I'm pretty sure Rosa was begging for my cock just then.

I agree, mainly because of Cena (in my opinion).

Rosa needs to get on that Rosetta Stone

I tried to watch the Condemned when it was on after Raw the other week, but I just couldn't do it. I thought that it was awful. Not because of Stone Cold, just that it was awful in general.

Snakes on the muthafuckin' submarine!!

There's motherfuckin snakes on the motherfuckin sub...

Getting sick of this song on the Bayonetta commercial.