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The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 10:18 PM

Calling all captioners
 
Caption this and the lucky winner will receive a rep from me and 90 days of love.
:love:

MVP 04-12-2004 10:20 PM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1

Money wasn't the only thing Ted DiBiasie wanted to put where his mouth is.

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 10:22 PM

:lol:

MVP Officially leading the chase

Vega 04-12-2004 10:24 PM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1

ANDRE (Thinking): Wait a minute...he kind of looks like a baby...

/Austin Powers reference

loopydate 04-12-2004 10:25 PM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1

Using DiBiase's laugh as cover, Virgil decided to test his new "Fartriloquist" gimmick. Judging by the look on Andre's face...it works.

AareDub 04-12-2004 10:27 PM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1

Spanky and Alfalfa were having a great time at the Little Rascals' reunion, but things turned sour when Buckwheat realized that the other kids actually got paid for the show.

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 10:28 PM

Great entries so far, keep them coming

Corkscrewed 04-12-2004 11:09 PM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1
Finding himself with Ted Debiase and Andre the Giant, Danny Glover wondered what the hell he was really doing here.

Loose Cannon 04-12-2004 11:11 PM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1

Dibiase: Hey guys, have you seen Jake, he's been missi....Ohhh shit, how'd he get on that fan?

Andre: Fan? What Fan?

Virgil(to himself): I hope Andre doesn't find out that I also took a sip of his beer.

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:11 PM

LOL at Corkscrewed

Your leading

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:11 PM

lol @ Loose Cannon

I think you may have taken the lead

Corkscrewed 04-12-2004 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ravishing One
LOL at Corkscrewed

Your leading

:D

Repped you for that. ;)

Loose Cannon 04-12-2004 11:14 PM

HAHA Cork.

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:14 PM

I think you may have got your lead back

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:14 PM

at Corkscrewed that was

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:15 PM

Hes resorting to dirty tactics

Loose Cannon 04-12-2004 11:15 PM

***Reps Ravishing One.

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:20 PM

Im certainly feeling the love in here :love:

Im gonna have to ask the people, whos was better Loose canon or Corkscrewed?

The first person (apart from us 3) to reply with an answer will affect the leadership

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:20 PM

May the best man lead

Corkscrewed 04-12-2004 11:24 PM

Me. :shifty:

aaronkyle86 04-12-2004 11:26 PM

corkscrewed :D

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:26 PM

The people have spoken

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:27 PM

Current leader = Corkscrewed

Corkscrewed 04-12-2004 11:29 PM

w00t!!!!

Rep for Aaron. (AFTER HE POSTED mind you!)

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:33 PM

Corkscrewed is currently in line for the prestigious Ravishing award.

Unless some up and comer can beat him to it????

aaronkyle86 04-12-2004 11:36 PM

I suck at these but what the heck...
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1
Dibiase shows Andre how much money he saved by switching to Geico...

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:37 PM

:lol:

Loose Cannon 04-12-2004 11:39 PM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1

Virgil knew he shoudln't of let Andre test drive Dibiase's new car.

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:42 PM

LOL you get it

Loose Cannon 04-12-2004 11:44 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:48 PM

Loose Canon is currently in line for the prestigious Ravishing award

MVP 04-12-2004 11:54 PM

This calls for a Triple Threat match:

Caption King Corkscrewed vs.
Wrestling forum veteran Loose Cannon vs.
Lazy wrestling forum main eventer MVP

Fryza 04-12-2004 11:55 PM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1

Oh no, you don't fool Virgil very well. He's watched those movies. The big, dopey white, the rich white guy, and the butler-ish black guy. To find his escape before he dies first..

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:55 PM

Ok here goes, i give you all 3 pictures and the best overall wins

The Ravishing One 04-12-2004 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fryza
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1

Oh no, you don't fool Virgil very well. He's watched those movies. The big, dopey white, the rich white guy, and the butler-ish black guy. To find his escape before he dies first..


LOL

The Ravishing One 04-13-2004 12:02 AM

Here goes number 1

The Ravishing One 04-13-2004 12:04 AM

Number 2.

MVP 04-13-2004 12:05 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1084&stc=1
The Japanese use ruthless methods for wart removal.

The Ravishing One 04-13-2004 12:07 AM

Number 3.

The Ravishing One 04-13-2004 12:07 AM

Good luck Gentlemen

The Ravishing One 04-13-2004 12:08 AM

Oh and MVP to enter you have to rep me

only joking

MVP 04-13-2004 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ravishing One
Oh and MVP to enter you have to rep me

only joking

I can't,

shitty computer.

loopydate 04-13-2004 12:14 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1084&stc=1

Tonight on WWF Presents American Politics...

Taka Michinoku - AS - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wally Yamaguchi - AS - George W. Bush
Val Venis - AS - U.S. Constitution
Sho Funaki - AS - Big Business
Dick Togo - AS - The Religious Right
Mens Teioh - AS - FOX News

Loose Cannon 04-13-2004 12:15 AM

lol at wart remover MVP

Loose Cannon 04-13-2004 12:15 AM

OH Christ, loopy's here. It's over


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

loopydate 04-13-2004 12:16 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1085&stc=1

ANDRE: Greg? GREG? Speak to me! Oh, no! I shouldn't have let you watch the "Tutti Frutti" video...

loopydate 04-13-2004 12:18 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1086&stc=1

Rising from a deep sleep, Richard Rood couldn't help but notice that his pillow had become bonier...his bed had become bigger...and only half as many people were watching. This must be a dream.

Loose Cannon 04-13-2004 12:20 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1084&stc=1

This is what happens when Stu Hart lets Vince Russo run The Dungeon for a few hours.

loopydate 04-13-2004 12:21 AM

rofl

Innovator 04-13-2004 12:35 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1084&stc=1

You know the stereotype about Japanese guys? Kaitenai "evens" the odds

Vega 04-13-2004 01:31 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1084&stc=1

The Japanese in the back were sick and tired about hearing Val Venis brag about how much bigger American penises were, so they decided to do something about it.

Vega 04-13-2004 01:34 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1086&stc=1

One of the WWE's lesser used gimmicks nowadays, the "who can get to sleep the fastest" match used to be quite popular.

Vega 04-13-2004 01:36 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1085&stc=1

I'M GONNA EAT YA!

Corkscrewed 04-13-2004 01:51 AM

Where the heck did that Japanese picture come from anyway????

Savio 04-13-2004 01:53 AM

Who the hell is that guy?

Corkscrewed 04-13-2004 01:54 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1084&stc=1
Things weren't looking good for Triple H when the Japanese smarks got a hold of him...

Corkscrewed 04-13-2004 01:57 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1085&stc=1
That! Was! MY! Juicy! Fruit!

Corkscrewed 04-13-2004 01:57 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1086&stc=1
And here is a rare clip of the old days, when Triple H was just beginning to master his hold-down aura.

Loose Cannon 04-13-2004 01:58 AM

That's Val Venis. It happened back in 98 or so. Venis came out and saved that girl, who was the guy with the sword's wife, from being humiliated in the ring by the Kaienti(sp) stable. Val begins making movies with that girl while feuding with Kaienti. Then Taka starts teaming with Val to take on Kaienti. In a tag match Taka and that girl turn on Val and Kaienti and Taka drag Val to the back and proceed to chop his thing off. CAMERAS turned off just when it was about to happen.

Corkscrewed 04-13-2004 02:12 AM

^ wtf? LMAO!!!

Rock Bottom 04-13-2004 05:19 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1

When DiBiase went to bail Virgil out of jail, he realized he'd need twice as much money to do so, as Andre's affection toward his bitch grew overnight.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1084&stc=1

The Japenese had finally gotten a hold of the final producer of "Final Fantasy X-2."

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1085&stc=1

Valentine: *Cough* Andre, stop choking me!
Andre: That's what you get for poking me!
Valentine: Your hand is... Too strong...
Andre: Wait until you see my schlong!
Valentine: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Andre: Anybody wanna peanut?

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1086&stc=1
Rick: So relaxing, I can hear the ocean. Mick was right...
Ref: *Farts*
Rick: Ah, the peaceful oceanic storm... Like a tsunami from paradise...

Rock Bottom 04-13-2004 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1084&stc=1

This is what happens when Stu Hart lets Vince Russo run The Dungeon for a few hours.

ROFL, even if it's not a normal caption, that has to be archived!

Blue Demon 04-13-2004 09:53 AM

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1085&stc=1
Andre: Who Does Number 2 work for?!?!?!


OR


Andre: You copied my whopper

Wondermouse 04-13-2004 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Bottom

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1085&stc=1

Valentine: *Cough* Andre, stop choking me!
Andre: That's what you get for poking me!
Valentine: Your hand is... Too strong...
Andre: Wait until you see my schlong!
Valentine: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Andre: Anybody wanna peanut?

ROFL. :y::y:

loopydate 04-13-2004 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
That's Val Venis. It happened back in 98 or so. Venis came out and saved that girl, who was the guy with the sword's wife, from being humiliated in the ring by the Kaienti(sp) stable. Val begins making movies with that girl while feuding with Kaienti. Then Taka starts teaming with Val to take on Kaienti. In a tag match Taka and that girl turn on Val and Kaienti and Taka drag Val to the back and proceed to chop his thing off. CAMERAS turned off just when it was about to happen.

You left out the best/worst part.

The next week on RAW, Venis came out, penis entact, for a match. It turns out that - at the last possible second - Val was saved by...

...wait for it...

...John Bobbitt.

I am so seriously not making this up.

Rock Bottom 04-13-2004 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loopydate
You left out the best/worst part.

The next week on RAW, Venis came out, penis entact, for a match. It turns out that - at the last possible second - Val was saved by...

...wait for it...

...John Bobbitt.

I am so seriously not making this up.

LOL, I remember that.

The Ravishing One 04-13-2004 11:23 AM

:lol: some great captions

Corkscrewed 04-13-2004 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loopydate
You left out the best/worst part.

The next week on RAW, Venis came out, penis entact, for a match. It turns out that - at the last possible second - Val was saved by...

...wait for it...

...John Bobbitt.

I am so seriously not making this up.

You're kidding me.

Man, and we complain about Eugene? LMAO

The Ravishing One 04-15-2004 08:49 AM

Ok,

Who should win this and receive 90 days of love from me, plus a rep

*Asking the non captioners*

Rock Bottom 04-15-2004 09:51 AM

Loose Cannon's "Vince Russo Dungeon" is like one of the best captions ever.

The Ravishing One 04-15-2004 11:59 AM

Yeah it's hot

El Santo 04-15-2004 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed
You're kidding me.

Man, and we complain about Eugene? LMAO

Yeah. You gotta wonder how bad the Eugene angle could be if Vince Russo were still writing. ;)

Loose Cannon 04-15-2004 02:34 PM

Yeah Cork, you gotta archive my "Dungeon" Caption. I mean I don't usually plug my own captions, but I really liked that one and I think that's a great one.

Corkscrewed 04-16-2004 02:13 AM

There's no topic for it tho... hey LC, why don't you start a Miscellaneous Captions Archive? :D (I'm lazy; busy)


Anyway, I just thought of one (well, it's not mine originally... technically...)

Brian: "Um, Val, you sure about this? You're usually aren't too good in tight situations.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1084&stc=1
Val: "Okay, okay. How many stinkin' Japanese samurai does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One stinkin' Japanese samurai to change the light bulb, and two stinkin' Japanese samurai to commit ritualistic Japanese suicide for messing it up.

Heheheeheheheheheeheheh!!!!!"

(rep if possible for the easy reference)

The Ravishing One 04-16-2004 08:47 AM

:lol:

The Ravishing One 04-16-2004 08:49 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen.......

The winner of the Ravishing award, who will win a rep from me and 90 days of love is.........

Loose Cannon

The Ravishing One 04-16-2004 08:50 AM

90 days have begun

I love you Loose canon :love:

Loose Cannon 04-16-2004 11:16 AM

lol at the Pepsi Man avatar. And thanks for the award :D

The Ravishing One 04-16-2004 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
lol at the Pepsi Man avatar. And thanks for the award :D

*rep*

Well the 1st Ravishing award is now done, it'll be back in 3 months. (In other words when the 90 days of love is over)

:love:

Corkscrewed 04-17-2004 02:36 AM

Die!!!!

And to think I wasted a perfectly great Family Guy caption on this! :mad:

Evolution 04-17-2004 03:22 PM

I know I'm too late but this one just came to me.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachmen...tid=1079&stc=1

Ted: "Hey Andre, 'Where will YOU be when your dhiorrea acts up?'"

Andre: (Through gritted teeth) "Shut up!"

loopydate 04-17-2004 10:40 PM

The right caption won, but...I thought my "American Politics" one was pretty good... :(

J/K

The Ravishing One 04-18-2004 10:36 AM

:lol:


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