GAME: Pro Wrestling Hashtag Wars
 

:wave: Once upon a time, I did a "Wrestling Scenes from a Hat" game that was pretty much an excuse to make funnies in an improv fashion. Well, this is pretty much the same thing.

If you watch @midnight, then you know how this works. I give you a topic. You come up with a witty response. I give you "points" (in the form of rep) unless your answer is just absolutely terrible. Then I pick the best/my favorite one, make a new hashtag theme, and we repeat.

Our first hashtag is #RejectedFinishingMoves.
Examples include: Steve Austin's Stone Cold Sunner, Jeff Hardy's Wonton Bomb, and the short-lived Tickler Crossface.

I'm putting an indeterminate amount of time on the board, and GO!!

John Cena's Altitude Adjustment :shifty:

I will see myself out :|

Mizzark Henry's chocolate drop

Owen Hart's Snake Eyes

Oh wait, it's supposed to be all about the lolz. Nothing is funnier than poop so let's go. The Poop Bottom, the Poopshooter, the flying poop, the Bonzai poop, Vader poop, the million dollar poop, the poop awakening, the perfect poop, and of course the poop slam. So much funny. I win.

Adam Rose's "The Roofie"

Mister Abigail, Bray Wyatt's new transgender finisher

Crack Attack, now known as the "Stinkface" by Rikishi.

i prefer the shartshooter

CenaSpinsLOL

It's a spinaroonie.

the pepsi clunge

Darren Young "AIDS"

Adrian Neville's "Red Error"

Miz's stall flushing finale

Dean Ambrose Birdy Seeds

CM Punk Go to Work

Goldberg The Schmear

The Web-Paige (Black Widow)

Triple H's Pedo-gree.

Actually, his finisher should at first be called "HIV positive" then later on it will be called "full blown AIDS". Wonder what kind of AIDS it would be?

the brogue lick

world's strongest lamb

Neville's Silver Arrow

Dwayne Johnson's Rock Bottom at the box office

Pump-handle Ram

HBK's Sweet Chum Music-- Michaels 'tunes up the band', then throws a bucket of fish guts on the opponent.

Sami Zayn's Fallujah Kick-- just like the Helluva Kick, only Zayn's boot is full of white phosphorous and he sometimes hits innocent bystanders with it.

John Cena's original AA-- he picks the opponent up in a fireman's carry, then admits he's an alcoholic.

Throw 2 Sheep

Turdstomp

Wade Barrett: Calf Gavel

Kane: Hugslam

Daniel Bryan: Maybe? lock

The Pedigree - Trips gives his opponent a bowl of dog food and a blue ribbon

The Quadramatic Formula.-breaking your quad in dramatic ways.

The Mattitude Adjustment- Cena lifts up the opponent, then calls Matt Hardy and gives him some sound advice that he thinks Matt will really take to heart.

Roman Reigns' "Birdman (Or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) Punch"

Dirty deeds - deans double arm ddt with sodomy

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The PEDigree: Triple H kicks you in the midsection, hooks your arms, then tells you to go home for a month

6T9

Fattitude Adjustment - Cena hoists you on his shoulders then helps you change your diet and workout habits, tracks your weekly progress, then clotheslines you on the scale

WTF - John Cena gets you to the mat, hooks your ankles, then stops and looks around, confused about what's going on.

The LARPshooter