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The MAC 10-13-2016 10:55 AM

Game : Make up a rumour
 
Really simple game. Make up a rumour about a wrestling personality. It can be outrageous or plausible.

Poster 1 : Mark Henry

Poster 2 : Mark Henry is known backstage for enjoying grapes inserted in his ass during love making. Poster 2 then nominates the next wrestling personality.


To get the ball rolling : Kurt Angle

Mercenary 10-13-2016 11:01 AM

Kurt Angle has been reported as taking handfuls of pain pills a day....Oh wait that was true

ummm Doink

Innovator 10-13-2016 11:11 AM

Doink would shit himself during the Whoopie Cushion/Cannonball for a gag

Big Show

Anybody Thrilla 10-13-2016 11:17 AM

While many consider the Doink character to be one of the most bizarre characters in WWE history, fans were almost in for something even more interesting. Originally, the character was to be named 'Ploink', which is an onomatopoeia representing the sound of a turd dropping into toilet water. Complications stemming from costume design are what originally turned the character into a much more visceral clown character. The idea was tweaked at a later date and finally made it down the aisle as 'T.L. Hopper'.

EDIT: Yeah, Big Show, since I did Doink too.

mrwalty 10-13-2016 12:34 PM

The Big Show despite being large in stature is hung like a Chinese hamster downstairs. He regularly has to stick a sock down his underwear to show that he is packing and is known for only having to finger women to satisfy them.


Ken Shamrock

Big Vic 10-13-2016 12:45 PM

Ken Shamrock refused to do an incest angle with Ryan shamrock in the WWF stating "If you want me to do an incest angle you better bring in my brother Frank"

Curt Hawkins

Simple Fan 10-13-2016 01:08 PM

Curt Hawkins doesn't flush after a poop.

Braun Strowman

Vastardikai 10-13-2016 03:34 PM

Braun Stroman was created in a lab, splicing the genes of Bill Kazmier and Eugene.

Gene Okerlund

WinterDecay 10-13-2016 03:35 PM

Gene Okerlund would always steal Slick's underpants and wear them as a trophy.





Johnny Ace

Anybody Thrilla 10-13-2016 04:11 PM

Johnny got the nickname 'Ace' from his proficiency with card games. He won a hand in a poker game that should have yielded him five thousand dollars from a wrestler who has not been identified (rumored to be Jim Neidhart), but instead got him stabbed in the throat. Hence, his voice.

Ernest "The Cat" Miller

Mercenary 10-13-2016 05:27 PM

Ernest got his nickname from his weird obsession with cat porn

AJ Styles

Cool King 10-13-2016 05:33 PM

The initialism of AJ in Styles' name actually stands for "Ass Juice", as it was a nickname his high school friends gave him after witnessing his talent to squash oranges with his ass.

Eva Marie.

Theo Dious 10-13-2016 05:52 PM

Eva Marie is secretly addicted to Pez. She routinely crushes dozens of the tiny candies into powder and snorts it off of vintage copies of WWF Magazine.

Eric Bischoff

Simple Fan 10-13-2016 06:00 PM

Eric Bischoff likes to watch midgets have sex.

R-Truth

Schlomey 10-13-2016 06:02 PM

R-Truth is actually Owen Hart in blackface.


Charlotte

Mercenary 10-13-2016 06:38 PM

Charlotte is a clone Ric Flair gone wrong in the WWE labs. They wanted another Ric.

Mick Foley

Theo Dious 10-13-2016 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercenary (Post 4873752)
Charlotte is a clone Ric Flair gone wrong in the WWE labs. They wanted another Ric.

Mick Foley

Mick Foley has been portrayed by seven different people over the years.

Christian

ClockShot 10-13-2016 08:30 PM

Christian is actually a devout Buddhist.

Sasha Banks

Simple Fan 10-13-2016 08:45 PM

Sasha Banks once got fired from a job for thinking she was the boss.

Sami Zayn

Cool King 10-13-2016 08:54 PM

Sami Zayn is Lock Jaw.

Mojo Rawley.

DaveWadding 10-13-2016 08:57 PM

Mojo Rawley was supposed to be the face of Down's Syndrome in America, and they found out that he's just stupid.

Aiden English.

Cool King 10-13-2016 09:02 PM

Aiden English is Scottish.

David Otunga.

Mercenary 10-13-2016 11:28 PM

Otunga doesn't realize he got fired a while ago. Vince just doesn't have the heart to tell him

Rosa Mendez

WinterDecay 10-14-2016 02:15 AM

Rosa Mendez once pitched an idea where she would be billed as "Macho Woman" Rosa Mendez with Carlito as his manager known as "The Lovely Mr. Elizabeth"

ShockMaster

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-14-2016 02:17 AM

Shockmaster planned to fall because he wanted out of WCW and back to the WWE.

Vader.

WinterDecay 10-14-2016 03:56 AM

Vader has a deadly allergy to pickles

Arn Anderson

Noid 10-14-2016 04:14 AM

Arn Anderson, contrary to all conventional reason, only has a job with WWE today because he once witnessed Vince McMahon getting a blowjob from someone he shouldn't have been getting a blowjob from in his office.

Becky Lynch

Wishbone 10-14-2016 04:56 AM

Becky Lynch was secretly called up to the main roster at a house show during which she showed off her abs. The resulting flood of semen from all males in attendance resulted in her call-up being postponed until WWE's costume designers could finish making her new gear that covered her midriff.

AJ Styles.

Noid 10-14-2016 05:03 AM

AJ Styles was only hired because Vince McMahon heard he hates gay people.

Sheamus

Wishbone 10-14-2016 05:30 AM

Sheamus saved Triple H from being sacrificed to the great Ginger god many years ago. This is why he's had multiple world championship runs and continues to linger around despite being booked like shit for the majority of his WWE run.

Bray Wyatt.

Noid 10-14-2016 06:13 AM

In order to stay in character, Bray Wyatt is often put up in special locations away from the prying eyes of the public. This has made him popular with some of the female talent who want to cut loose but are afraid of being fired for disorderly conduct. Bray's antics have been described as making Perry Saturn and Raven's look as clean as John Cena's on-air persona.

Triple H

WinterDecay 10-14-2016 07:12 AM

Triple H was heartbroken when Chyna cheated on him with Tazz



Bart Gunn

Noid 10-14-2016 07:21 AM

Bart Gunn was told to take a dive in his WrestleMania XV fight against Butterbean, because Butterbean would only agree to it if he was going over. Bart was promised the King of the Ring and a SummerSlam title match as a result. But when he went down way too quickly, Vince got mad, fired him, and deliberately pushed Billy Gunn towards the King of the Ring just to stick it to Bart. Reportedly Vince even called him at his home to rub it in. He changed Billy Gunn's name to "Mr. Ass" because he just couldn't even look at the name "Gunn" on paper.

Rikishi

RiX1024 10-14-2016 07:51 AM

Rikishi originally did it for Kurt Angle.

Shane Douglas

Noid 10-14-2016 08:00 AM

Shane Douglas had a break-down and got fired from Target at Christmas time when he told them to "Cut the fucking music!"

Nikki Bella

Anybody Thrilla 10-14-2016 01:26 PM

Apparently, for the appropriate amount of cocaine, you can look and you CAN touch.

Mauro Ranallo

Conspiracy Victim Vito 10-14-2016 01:31 PM

David Otunga is often quiet in the SmackDown broadcast booth because he's too busy writing down lines for Mauro to steal.

Curtis Axel

Simple Fan 10-14-2016 01:49 PM

Curtis Axel wrestles with a pb&j sandwich in his shorts.

Seth Rollins

My Final Heaven 10-14-2016 02:03 PM

Seth Rollins may be known as "The Architect", but that was only because WWE forgot that they already had the rights to the name "The Farts-Master General"; secured years ago for a push involving Lanny Poffo that never happened.

Mickie James

Vastardikai 10-14-2016 02:48 PM

Mickey James is actually a post op Micky Jay (sp? Former WCW ref)

The Barbarian


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