RAW is Stephanie, Dean, Becky, etc -- 2.4.19 OFFICIAL THREAD
 

He's not on RAW but who cares, Captain Planet is sponsoring today's thread



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I want a replica of the wood belt lol

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Find out what’s next for <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RealKurtAngle</a>’s career plus see <a href="https://twitter.com/RealJeffJarrett?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RealJeffJarrett</a> in action tonight on IMPACT <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1092579957514096640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 5, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Raw starts with Stephanie
The Revival faces that Mexican team
No Way Jose comes out
Mojo cuts another promo
Baron Corbin interferes in an Elias vs Double J match
Alexa Bliss gets walked in on by Bobby Lashley and the screen goes black * BLACKED*
Sasha and Bayley vs Riot Squad or something
Main Event Drew McIntyre vs Dolph Ziggler.

BOOK IT!

I'm really here to see Jeff Jarrett saying Slapnuts a lot. And, busting guitars some skulls.

Among other things.

Like what happens to Dean Ambrose tonight.

1 for 1

Either my screen is messing up or Becky's ass is getting fatter. I think it's these tight leather pants. Lots of women are wearing them.

Nice knee brace, Becky.

Just for show?

Let's keep count of how many women are wearing leather pants tonight.

So far Becky and Steph got leather pants on.

Starting up a little late.

How was Becky's pop?

Steph won't let this Ronda Rousey obsession go after all this time.

Why?

Okay guys I think we're good Becky doesn't have any balls to cut off so Stephanie has nothing

To be fair, that's never stopped her before.

Becky McGregor

Becky I want to evaluate your poop!

And this is how they shoehorn Charlotte into the match. Becky is hurt! Charlotte has to replace her! OH NOW BECKY IS BETTER PUT HER BACK IN TOO!

Find it a bit funny that every Ronda promo recap always cuts out the awkward and rambling stuff she constantly does at the start. Whether its just nerves or just her being terrible with scripted stuff is still up in the air.


Yeup. Supposedly she's even going as far as walking with a limp whenever she's in public just to sell the "injury" even more.

Gawd. Two Nia Jax mentions already. Fuck her

Becky's just visiting. She doesn't need Steph's permission.

Thanks for the recap Stephanie no really thank you that was necessary

oh snap, Bex

And remember folks, WWE doctors are quacks.

Just ask CM Punk.

This is the good shit. Just inject is straight into my veins.

BECKY GO SEE THE DOCTOR AFTER I PUT A BABY IN YOUR BUM

Considering the bad stuff that came out about WWE's main doc last year, don't blame Becky for not wanting to go see him.

Doooooooooooooooooooooon't do it.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BITCH!

Oh my God I'm actually enjoying a raw promo at the opening of the show I don't know what to believe anymore

This is so stupid. It should be Becky vs Dirty Ronda.

Becky needs to add a stunner like move to her moves it just to complete the package

So, Becky Lynch, Smackdown star, is visiting on Raw.

Stephanie suspends Becky Lynch. Who has no authority over her.

I'm confused.

McMahons run all the shows collectively now. So it's not THAT big of a stretch.

That was a pretty good opening segment.

Poor Liv, I give her maybe 3 minutes tops in her match against Ronda.

But she does because there is no GM's on either show anymore.

Becky beating up Steph was good

I bet Ronda has a brown stained butthole

Forget Charlotte, Stephanie is about to book herself in the Mania match lol

Come On Son and sit on my knee let me tell you how babies are made I think you may have gotten a few things wrong about where they come from

KICK THE SHIT OUT HER BECKY!

"Ice and Advil bitch"

Ronda is bringing it lol

Did Renee just say goddamn on live television

Good lord that was haaawwwwttt

Dude in crowd looking straight at Livs ass.

Poor Blue Tongue.

:/

Oh shut up Ronda

That was a pretty cool counter to the Matrix-like dodge Liv uses.

Holy crap Ronda right back to being a mess on the mic after having a good promo earlier.

What is Sarah Logan going for here?

Backwoods Viking?

Ronda cant keep the trunks from riding up in her wizard sleeved vagina

2 weeks in a row that Ronda is amazing when talking to Becky, and incoherent when talking to anybody else lol

You were doing so well Rhonda why

I hope Becky sneaks back in and costs Ronda the match

Oh boy Rhonda sound like she is channeling Scott Steiner for a minute I don't mean his amazing promo ability I mean the way he stumbles over words

:roll:

RIP Riott Squad

Ole diaper booty Rhonda

KNOCK HER OUT, RUBY

That's a stupid question, Charlie.

Did she say its gonna be before the RAW womens title?

OOOOTTTTTIIIIIISSSSSSSS

Angle's big announcement better include him wearing a salmon colored suit.

Cena comes and Gets Angle Slammed.

Lets go Otis

TIL Liv Morgan's real last name is Daddio. I'd take her last name

CHARLIE CARUSSO YOU STUPID BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!

Oooh, The Revival are in this match.

Since they're in a bad mood these days, they should win this. Right?

Alicia Fox teaming up with Nikki cross I can die happy

Steiner Math says yes.

that should be a good tag team the crazys

:lol: at Curtis pointing to where he should get thrown out.

I'm just saying being hit with the softest part of the body doesn't Hurt

Yes sir!

Good 4-way tag match even if it was a bit sloppy at times.

:lol: at Ryder

Peeps gonna start confusing Otis and Caterpillar, Inc with each other.

tissue/Kleenex

Irony becky is being similar to Austin giving how much she's beaten a blonde the past few months.

Angle not wearing a salmon suit so maybe this is either a legit retirement or he's going to swerve everyone by saying he's signed with AEW and write out the letters like Bret did back in the day.

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u suck chant

Yeah Kurt. Your tenure as GM wasn't that great.

You sucked.

That would then mean Angle Embodiement of whackjob

V distracted by the veins in Kurt’s head

Where did the 3 I's come in while he was on painkillers

Father Time?

I was gonna say Jeff Jarrett for marrying his ex.

intoxicated

I think they are setting up Baron vs Kurt in Kurt's final match at #WrestleMania

For someone that was blamed for RAW's sluggish ratings, WWE sure likes to still give Corbin a lot of air time.

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

I just want everyone to think about how crazy it is that Jeff Jarrett is going to wrestle on RAW.....in 2019.

I am absolutely amazed at how much this company has managed to cool off Braun strowman

It don't mean s*** without Tennessee Lee

Ronda/Charlotte/Becky

Seth/Brock

Kurt & Braun/Drew & Baron

WM shaping up

So what's the verdict so far: Did I make the right choice not going to see this live?

You know now that I think about it I can't come up with one reason why Vince would possibly want Jeff Jarrett back he never drew a dime

…..Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle wrestling on RAW in 2019. Insane.

Maybe to job him out for whatever that's worth in 2019

Yeup. Refused to strike while the iron was hot because Vince was way too stubborn with only wanting Reigns as the top star even though he was also way too stubborn on pulling the trigger with Reigns as well.

Now WWE has almost nothing to show for RAW from the years they wasted.

It hasn't been unwatchable just kind of slow something you have on in the background

Well...no need to watch Elimination Chamber to see who becomes inaugural Women's Tag Team Champions (hint: It was the team who just got brutalized).

Next draft occurring on April 15 & 16, according to Post Wrestling.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here is the promo that aired in Canada during Raw announcing the first “International Superstar Shakeup” for April 15 &amp; April 16 at the Bell Centre in Montreal <a href="https://t.co/Rum2IuleJm">pic.twitter.com/Rum2IuleJm</a></p>&mdash; John Pollock (@iamjohnpollock) <a href="https://twitter.com/iamjohnpollock/status/1092606834181955584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 5, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Hopefully double J gets his revenge tonight